"...acknowledge when I fuck up"

...Still think you didn't bomb at the Big Jay roast?

Oh... I like lists...

• Like spree on Vines of girls that look 12; "I don't always pay attention to the videos I like."
• Sends computers to people posing as underage girls; "I do nice things for people from eight to 80. I'd do that for anyone."
• Admitted to fucking/raping a 14 year old when he was 20 (or 18 or 19); "Age is just a number."
• Countless speeding tickets leading to a suspended license; "I should be able to drive as fast as I want as long as I'm in control."
• Loses CCW and isn't allowed guns because of domestic violence; "Gun laws are just too restrictive!"
• Complains when people fuck with him on social media; "I was just doing a 20 year bit where I constantly tormented people that wanted nothing to do with me. It was my job for God's sake!"
• Practically wifes a teenager after she blew an intern to save a crustacean; "We had good chemistry, she really gets me."
• Fired from a couple million dollar a year job for clearly racist tweets using grawlix for "nigger."; "I didn't say anything racist."
• Wastes half a million dollars on a studio in the city when he could've done it for free in his basement; "Everything's fine. I need the studio for mainstream guests."
• Has a girlfriend in his 20s and bites her; "She was doing things that made me mad!"
• Get's landblasted, loses his handgun in his own house, breaks his girlfriend's rib, gets arrested, charged with domestic violence and has to attend a batterer's rehabilitation program--all on video. "She lied about EVERYTHING, I HAD to plead guilty, even though she lied about EVERYTHING. It was all out of context."
• Fails out of alcohol rehabilitation; "I don't even need it, I don't have a problem."
• Kicked off Twitter six times; "Twitter is run by liberals and they can't handle the truth about the blacks."*
• Doxxed listeners of his show and tried to get them fired and kicked out of school because they said mean things to him on Twitter; "Hey, it's all fair because they said I had bad skin!"
• Constantly wears graphic t-shirts over unbuttoned Old Navy button ups; "What? It's comfortable."
• Obviously not having a great time; "I'm having a great time!"

Then everybody can get back to biting and breaking ribs.

What shit have you gotten, pedo? A cop coming to your house at 3am and politely asking you to turn down your music while turning a blind eye to the naked 13 year old girl in your pool? The fact that his nigger ass has actually benefited from white privilege is the biggest disgrace to the police force.

Rich white man who lives in a gated community says cops should use more force on criminals.

Hot take, Ant.

white

He must have been tanning a lot.

rich

AntH

Didn't you hear? One time a cop was short with him, he stared down the eye of police brutality and survived.

I wish to god they would have beat the shit out of Nana after he beat up the little girl.

Guarantee you they wanted to. If they picked Ant up at some shitty trailer park in Mastick instead of his McMansion, you can be damn sure he'd have had to kiss his own knee when he was put in the back of the squad car.