Off-topic but this is fucking hilarious

22  2019-07-31 by PlutoRed

10 comments

Fawk YeAaaa.

Is there a Ralph’s around here?

That’s a tough one man.

Pianos, too.

Joe's head would be worth $1.15, somebody could use it for a dustpan

"How did it hahpeennn?"

IEDs is a new one; I'd heard about ejector seats and some wind-tunnel tests where the wind was strong enough to saw through limbs (testing those suits astronauts wear on the way up.)

I'm sure they were completely respectful to the departed while they did it, though.

I guess I'm the only one who doesn't care if they chop me into hunks and feed me to goats. As long as my loved ones don't have to pay for my death, it's fine with me

So so so so you don’t mind them pulling out her pudding brain but if it’s to save someone in a terrorist attack - no good.