Oh, because he’s a dunderhead, you see.

Must be nice having $$$

Joe "Shit for brains" Cumia

He didn't get that nickname just by having shit for brains! Although that was mostly how.

I like this one.

And Keith made part owner of compound media, or whatever it's called this week

Brother had* millions

brother ang

Joe couldn’t even get a little podcast going without his rich little brother tearing it apart on his multi-million dollar network. Then Joe has to sit by watching the MILLIONS OF DOLLARS he made possible go in the pockets of that rat-faced fanboy Keith while Joe is hard at work touring the country with his guitar and Digitech looper trying to provide for 4 kids. Everyone knows it could have just as easily been the Opie & Joe show!

O&J would still be running because we all know joe is to smart to post racist tweets.

“Could have been”? You mean should have been.

We all would have been better off.

Do you think joe is bitter Opie chose Anthony over him for nighttime attitude? I've noticed early in XM days joe was on the mic a lot then in 2006 he was gone four the show besides phone calls.

Opie knows which side of the bread is buttered, he knows where to put the olive oil, but most of all he knows which brother sounded the most like Billy West and which brother should be a wack packer. See what I'm saying?

This is why the questions are smarter than the answers .... Opie got the tape and played it, it was a suffolk county redneck success. THAT is the day that Nana and Joe made the pact, they went on hoping to be radio stars, but they both hedged their bets and said "If opie picks me I'll take care of you" We all know that Joe would never have given nana a dime if he was chosen, but nana is just a giant pussy so his success was Joe's entire life.

60 grand is the base salary for leaching from your brother. He also gets free promotion for his gigs, which is an expense when he explains to his bands why he is shortchanging them. Which also explains why all of his bands implode and he needs to find replacements every time there is a decent paying gig. So there is another 10 grand right there.

He never pays for regular things like drinks, family meals or holidays because those are all on Nana too. Thats another 15 grand, and since he's a low class guinea, probably 40 grand. His daily living is covered by his girlfriend's dead ex, you can see by his gut that he lives on sugary cereal, mac and cheese and fried fat, so you can assume his diet is that of a child on SSI.

I can assure you that he still goes into pizza places and tells them he will advertise their business for a free pie (with everything, of course) so that covers his meal between PBJ leftovers and comp'd turkey subs.

Now the above is all factual and scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. What follows is speculation about how joe makes ends meet:

1. Goes to restaurants with nana and lags behind to steal nana's tips off the table.
2. sell's nana's bootleg merch out of his garage for less than nana paid for it
3. Sold the house fat tony left to his mom before nana could see the will (he had 5 years to hide it)
4. Continued to collect his mom's pension distributions by stealing her mail and forging her signature before the nursing home could stop him.
5. Ran up his sick mom's credit cards until they cut them off. Used her credit for car purchases "Sure .... throw in the $400 seatbelts"

I could go on, and I probably will but I'll wait for some feedback before I get into his organ harvesting business.

Reminder: Keith the cop is Ants producer, he has a nice house and a boat. Joe lives in a hovel and can barely afford a little barbie car.

Rather than use his absurd amount of free time to try & learn about the stock market or working from home, Joe instead decided to cosplay as a stupid band for baby boomers