I love that people try to involve him in these discussions

It's an open and honest dialog about race.

Spit out my natty ice

had to pull over and jerk off

open honest Two words entirely alien to the cumias

Remember when Anthony talked about driving on sidewalks and other asshole driving? Joe of course had to copy his brother and follow suit. Couple of pavement apes.

Schwoogies

Joey doesn't like to work, DMCAs all day long. Well I've got a job he can do, drinking spit and poorly playing songs. Bovine Tunisians what they are. Always poorly driving cars. CUMIA or shines, you can call them anything you like. CUMIAS all around, pedophiles, theifs and morons CUMIA.

He is pretty much Kyle at this point

Just add it to his list of strong conservative values, right after hitting women, lusting after little girls, getting blind drunk, recklessly gambling and not giving a fuck about your job.

It's a true blend of narcissism and Dunning-Kruger retardation:

He thinks that because there's empty space on the side and also backed up traffic that everyone must be complete idiots for not driving straight through the empty space, ignoring fact that you can't do it for a reason: emergency situations occur at all times, every day. So let's assume everyone is a cow-eyed retard...

Traffic would just use every available square foot and there would be no breakdown/emergency lanes. When there would be a breakdown, a police action, a deadly accident, etc—in a world of Cumias it would cripple the entire highway because there would be nowhere to remove the accident situation to. Traffic jams and delays would be infinitely worse for every single retarded gay Cumia in this hypothetical alternate universe.

Simply put, Joe is not capable of the cognition required to even pass high school drivers education. All he can see is "hurr durr thereers cars here, but dere be empty space there!! Hahaha idiots, me drive in empty space"

He can't understand why that's wrong at all. All he knows is he is inconvenienced, and he can only think of immediate, one-dimensional solutions to problems because he is so intellectually disabled that he is barely capable of object permanence.

He also lacks so much self-awareness that he then proceeds to brag about his own retardation and uses his mongoloid actions as evidence of his intelligence.

/u/DOXXER100

You heard that Joe? You are a menace to society and should not have a car, let alone a child in the back seat. You bragged about this on Vine, stupid. What the fuck is wrong with you?

It's how people get killed too. He's cruising along on the shoulder, moo-cowing on his gay phone, then suddenly there's someone changing a tire there and splat. Fucking retard.

in a world of Cumias

fear of a cumia planet

deep cut reference brothaman sniff

Joe Cumia is NOT wife material.

Try telling that to The blue yawning.

Traffic would just use every available square foot and there would be no breakdown/emergency lanes.

You just described Indian cities. People drive wherever the fuck they want, there are no lanes and for some fucking reason everyone hits the horn all the goddamn time. The second you step out the airport all you hear is car horns and all you smell is shit. The street shitting isn’t even joke people actually shit in the street in populated areas, they consider the toilets to be medical devices for the elderly and will beat you if you attempt to use one. So I left that shithole to drive north only to be stuck in 6 hour motionless traffic at random times because a cow would grazing in the road and in their autistic culture it’s a sacred animal so you don’t dare to even honk your fucking car horn at it. Speaking of cows, Joe Cumia is a retard.

“Look at the lines at this bathroom! Fools, this is the Joseph bathroom .” Begins streetshitting “ ha, look at me shitting, have fun in your line retards”. He would fit right in. Good old untouchable Joe

this is the Joseph bathroom .” Begins streetshitting

Line of the day

Why were you there and did it feel dangerous? India has always terrified me

Walked around the Himalayas for a few weeks, that was pretty cool actually. The only thing that’s dangerous is the food and water.

Imagine getting in a car accident there

They’d probably do an ok job. At least you wouldn’t be left with a 5 figure medical bill.

I was told by an Indian coworker that in India they use their horns instead of turning signals

the logic doesn't make sense but i completely believe him

I read an article about open defecation in India, or as we call it here, street shitting. It was so fucking shocking because even in other third world countries they have enough sense to bury their shit. You would think that's easy to figure out since animals can even do it.

You don't need plumbing; you just need a hole in the ground, and to shit in the hole. It's called a latrine. Bronze age civilizations figured this out. The smell of feces is repulsive for evolutionary reasons. There really shouldn't be a human population that shits in the open.

Even something that primitive somehow escapes Indians. Im genuinely baffled at it. Also I don't think simple racism is the answer to that, cause like I said, even animals can bury shit. Must be some weird fucked up cultural thing.

I was driving on the highway today and watched an ambulance go past in the emergency lane and thought...someone could have died because of ole bovine Joe's logic. He deserves every bit of hate and torment he gets. Seriously fuck that guy.

also every other driver that sees him do that thinks he’s an asshole

doesn’t matter to Joe because he is so socially unaware

nah, it's worse than that. It's not that he doesn't comprehend it's an emergency lane, it's that he doesn't give a fuck. same way Ant preaches about "free speech" but wants to ban & dox anyone who speaks out against him. they're just hypocritical, selfish human garbage.

Joe reckons real men don’t concern themselves with semantics.

His consistent niggerish behavior is probably my favorite part of this loud white supremacist.

The self confidence he gets for doing shit he perceives as smart is ridiculous

Endangering his child also

At Anthonys house? Oh you mean because he had kids in the car.

Both

Joe is lucky he doesn’t have to live in a car.

Yeah you’re definitely the first one to think of that you fat retard.

He's not the first one if you count methheads and illegal immigrants who haven't learned the laws of the road yet

Killa Khun has better road etiquette than Joe

He's also a drunk who's drives drunk which is even worse.

And beats his wife with a frying pan. That doesn’t get near enough play around here. Except for you joecumiasfryingpan, I see you shining

Its ptsd rage from his time in the military. The pan reminds him of all the fallen spuds when he fried potatoes

Thought? No he still thinks this right now, I cant wait till someone with a beater decides to make our day and cut out to hit him

I used to drive an old Dodge Ram shitbox that I would beg ppl to do something to, Lotta ppl try to pull this shit during blizzards in Michigan

Truly a fucking mooooo-tant

Just look at any shit hole country where nobody follows the traffic laws.

Bovine Joe has street shitter mentality.