Hey Joe, can you explain how you go about telling the rest of the band each time you get one of your gigs cancelled?

67  2019-07-29 by PhishInVa2

“Well guys, i did it again...”

These poor guys are planning on a little tiny supplemental paycheck every few weeks for playing some shitty boomer music and their dumb bovine rhythm guitar player has to go acting like a total buffoon and fuck it all up. Time and time again. People made fun of you for it to your face at the 60th bday roast, imagine what they say when youre not in front of them. No effect.

15 comments

1  Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-07-29

He admits nothing. Tells them to fuck off.

1  JamesLarvaNorton 2019-07-29

Hes too busy atm riding the dumb ride and spamming scifi authors pics on the sub in yet another desperate attempt to shut the sub down.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-29

He says "those libtarded Redditards have spurled it again, boys. See ya next weekend."

1  throwawayoanda2017 2019-07-29

When’s his next gig?

1  SensibleKeks 2019-07-29

Tiki Joe's August 10.

1  throwawayoanda2017 2019-07-29

Tyfys

1  SensibleKeks 2019-07-29

You'll need these. Please save for future generations.

https://archive.is/LQSNf

http://archive.is/VXlUA

http://archive.is/sLByr

http://archive.is/Y9DP8

http://archive.is/5li0P

https://archive.is/lhXfA

1  senselessdegenerate 2019-07-29

For some reason I was expecting boiler plates to get his gigs cancelled. I’m still waiting for him to start sending these around and getting his own gigs cancelled just so he can take a screenshot and come here to say something along the lines of “I got my gigs cancelled, you didn’t cancel anything.”

1  drudrudrudru 2019-07-29

I doubt the rest of the band cares. They probably play in it for a hobby and have other shit to worry about. They would have replaced joe a long one ago if they truly cared

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-29

Reminder that he admitted when a gig gets canceled the venue is still contractually obligated to pay but Joe just pockets the money for himself instead of splitting it with the band. I'm sure they'd all be happy to know that.

1  TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-07-29

Gene gene the fighting machine !!

Dumb bovine nigger: uhhh a police report has been filed. Don’t contact me again”. Faggotry runs deep in that family

1  GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-29

He gets a turkey sub and red gatoraid to play. You think he gives one fuck about the other guys in his band.

1  telemecanique 2019-07-29

This is a mystery bigger than how the great pyramid was constructed, to be honest I'm shocked you wonderful autists didn't get one member to join in and tell-all yet.

1  Mayonnaise_Monster 2019-07-29

Whoa, is there video of the roast of Joe cumia?

1  PhishInVa2 2019-07-29

You betcha there is. I dont have it saved but it was posted last week. Its an instagram vid. They even mention us at the party.