Nice rant, stupid.

Finally validation from other faggots that you crave desperately. Today was a good day for this faggot

Aw man, you seem jealous

Well there's only so many slots per night and someone who's been there a lot longer than you has made connections and inroads that you haven't.

Stand up is dying anyway.

Start a podcast if you're funny and need the public's attention.

They are giving movie roles to youtubers now. When the entertainment industry collapses I think the bodies should be left in the rubble

Fair enough

We are living " Idiocracy"

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Hot take

Even Porn "stars" do stand up now.

There's nothing left to say.

Standup has always been shit.

Git r' dun

What the heck is a 13.1 sticker?

half a marathon. Lets people know that you run while waiting at stoplights.

Eww

Usually right next to their stick figure family.

Not on a certain fatsos bike

See, I'm edgy, I go against the grain, I have a sticker of a T-Rex eating the stick figure family so everyone knows who they're dealing with.

You should get some Truck Nutz (even if you don't have a truck) to complete the look.

hang them on the back of your snap-fit baseball cap

Stick family or their “puppers”. Yuck.

I have a sticker that says my dog is smarter then your honor student. I’m so special.

This says a lot about how poor a comedian Jim is. Jim cant even do an MMA podcast well but an MMA fighter can just bumble his way into a network comedy special within a year or two. Jim is just trying to collect autographs at this point while getting passed up by civilians.

We have to accept that great stand up is dead. Faggots like Schaub are going to get yes-manned into the spotlight again and again, and we're never going to get another Carlin whose actually saying shit.

Now's a good time to point this out (hours later), people just went to a club, saw a comic, and left going on about their lives. If The Day the Laughter Died was recorded today social media would reach out to the audience after to get their take on what happened (Texas, history teacher...) .Giving myself a FAGGOT post for this but the reason why that special gets so much praise has to do with the surreal circumstance the audience is in, as well as it being a raw set that reflects what comics hearken to the most, and they leave probably going "What the fuck was that?" Leaving my Dice bukkake with this, if Reggie Watts (random enough comic) attempted this, hed still be entertaining his own audience.

On his podcast Rogan used to say that you need to suck cock and eat shit for at least 10 years to become a successful comedian. I think he should have given that mushmouth Brandon the same advice.

Any idea how long ago that was? Becuase he has been shoe horning shit "comedian" friends for like the past 5 years.

He tried several times telling Schaub that he wasn't ready. It didn't take.

Anybody can be a comedian now considering you're no longer allowed criticize someone's set unless you're Louis CK.

Stand-up isn't hard. If people like you they will laugh at you if you want them to.

Just look at this horrid shit. Every shit dick that thinks they are quirky is doing standup now.

didnt comedian fags including jim norton demand a club owner pay like $50,000 to remodel the whole building to move their gay ass "table" five feet back to the left where it was during the faggot ass "glory days"

??

i think they said it just killed their faggot grizzled comedy veteran vibe when they were trying to tease each other over their wardrobe choices

that happened right?

I’d just start making fun of everyone in the audience.

“You’re fat” “You’re bald”

Eventually I’d get a few chuckles and I may even start an all out brawl. Win win situation if you ask me.