He's allegedly shown enough to the DMV to get a "Veteran" on his license. He's afraid of posting his DD214 here because he wasn't expecting actual United States Armed Forces heroes who are REAL veterans who are very pissed off the only combat stolen valor Joe has seen is sending illegal DMCAs to Reddit.
He's likely afraid to post it because it's forged or altered. If you do a google search, it's common for "stolen valor" guys to completely forge them to get VA benefits, veteran tags, etc. DMVs don't actually verify them. These guys always get caught when an employer notices inconsistencies in the form and reports them. Unemployed Joe has never had to worry about that.
This situation bothers him as much as the evidence of the video of Anthony Cumia's friend, convicted pedophile, Jeffrey Hollaner aka "Kurt Love" video.
He had to worry about it once when he worked at a gun shop. Remember? He had a job and then he stole from his hard working, tax paying, job providing employer. Then complained about being fired and then bragged about beating a lie detector test.
Remember? Joe Cumia, the guy who doesn’t lie because “he’s bad at it.”
Wait, when did he say he was bad at lying? His whole bore-igin story was, "my crazy brother helped write the song because he was tired of humping it every day. In fact, he hated it so much he robbed every employer he ever had and beat a lie detector when he got caught!"
Back when he was just a normal scumbag, before insisting on injecting himself into the universe and opening the ossuary of skeletons in his closet.
It's one thing to attempt to gaslight about the exact same color wall surrounded by musical equipment in two photos.
There's a reason no one forgets someone's integrity because once it's gone it's nearly impossible to regain. He came into our lives with none... why try to get it back? If anything the slightly less stupid thing to do is go full Trump and just making shit up about everything.
Forge official Pentagon documents?!? Sure you don't expect a man who sold cocaine out of his own home, smoked crack with his Mom and stole radios from parked vehicles capable of such chicanery!
At this point it's all but confirmed Joe is actually skirting stealing valor, and watching him bullshit his way through it is very funny. Like he's fooling literally nobody.
It's fucking hilarious. I'm a veteran who saw exactly as much combat as Joe (ie none) and I make $60k a year just like Joe's allowance despite the fact that I'm 35 years his junior and I'm actually able to earn it.
I also don't wear veteran hats and point at them in public to draw attention to my completely mundane and unremarkable time in the military because there's millions of us and millennial vets especially don't care for being thanked for our service, it makes us feel awkward (speaking for myself and my friends anyway) so we tend to not draw attention to it tbh
He can't let himself think people like us exist and still occasionally check in here to call him a mouth breathing cow eyed loser just for the lulz. We have to be bigger losers than him in his imagination or else how is he gonna sleep at night?
Joe, being either an early stage Gen X or an actual boomer, still think people look af him like a Vietnam vet, as in someone who dislikes liberals and hippies. He wears that air force hat everywhere because he literally wants people to believe he was in the movie Platoon. Whereas in reality most fucking marines who at one point owned necklaces of Vietcong ears aren't out there doing gay flexes on Instagram.
But call the idiot corndog a racist and he is quick to make up a story different from the one he posted 1 year before with a little black girl, or him hugging with a smug looks on his face a black man what Joey Buttlicker likes to call underprivileged. Says the leech. pfft.
Lol I have an uncle same age as Joe that was a Tier 2 spec ops and did Somalia and other third world shitholes. He refrains to talk about it and never flexes over that, and he really saw some nasty shit.
The way Joe talks about his useless service is embarassing for a grown man
Completely agree. I served 1986-1994 and I’m always suspicious about guys who adorn themselves with vet attire and plaster their vehicles with POW and vet paraphernalia. It’s cringe and I wouldn’t be caught dead with any of it.
"There we were .... 10 clicks outside the village of Don Kee Kong .... That Captain Miller, he was one crazy motherfucker, man! Somebody hadda go into that hootch and grab that last sack o' potatoes. But I grabbed him by the shoulder, pulled 'im back into the bush and said 'This one's on me, Sir .... Now can I have a free order of Nutty Nachoes?"
there's millions of us and millennial vets especially don't care for being thanked for our service, it makes us feel awkward (speaking for myself and my friends anyway) so we tend to not draw attention to it tbh
Of all my combat friends who served in Afghanistan and Iraq, not a single one of them wants to talk about it. They feel remorse for murdering people especially for no legitimate reason. Iraq, while run by a bad man, was not a justified war and because our generation is full of active news gathers, they learned that, while they did their duty, theirs was an ignoble war.
If you ever go to a sporting event with a vet and ask them about the "salute the troops" trope, they'll typically roll their eyes about 'desk jockeys' claiming valor. But these are men who actually served their country vs dipped out during/after basic training so they could take selfies in cosplay gear decades later.
Anyone who picks up lonely neglected American flags along a highway wouldn't lie about military service. This is only something a true patriot and veteran would do."
What about when hes riding with his daugher on the back of his bike and they pull up to a real vet missing a leg, they talk at the light for 5minutes about war stories, then fist bump and buttfuck eachother.
Oh you seem to misunderstand how joe operates. There was no flag, no stopping his car, probably no getting out of bed that day. None of it happened, he’s a fucking liar. He probably concocted his bravery/good dad/ patriot story when he was drunk at home with nobody to talk to.
You guys are acting like pathetic losers with no career prospects or discipline never join the military as a last resort. Joe made one of his signature leech moves here, and he's milking it for the rest of his life. Sound familiar, Ant?
My uncles an actual SAS veteran. Doesn’t fucking talk about it, has 4 kids and lives in the middle of nowhere and still has a job working oil rigs. Joe ain’t shit.
My mum had to go to military training school bc during the Cold War in some commie cunts women who went to some universities (mainly engineering) had to undergo some military stuff as well.
She was asigned to air defense , idk why bc she was studying for a hidro-works degree,m y guess is bc she could be recruited to design and direct the building of AA batteries and sam sites infrastructure/bunker works(which are very similar to hydro dams and tunnels) idk,basically the military wanted free skilled labor.
It was all broads and she felt really bad for those assigned to combat engineer duties as they were working the living shit out of them during training. Anyhow if any shit went down during the cold war ahe would have been dead meat since any AA infrastructure is the prime target i any modern attack yet she hardly ever mentions it,
neither did she get any special perks or bonuses.
Oh she is a sub-lieutenant too they graduated as junior officers. Tldr jemkem jo is a valor stealing nigger, allegedly.
If you still have doubts, ask him to sign a SF-180, the form used to obtain a copy of a vet’s basic service records from the National Personnel Records Center in St. Louis. If he’s a phony, he will almost certainly not be willing to sign. Be prepared for the person to become agitated or offended.
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1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-29
He's allegedly shown enough to the DMV to get a "Veteran" on his license. He's afraid of posting his DD214 here because he wasn't expecting actual United States Armed Forces heroes who are REAL veterans who are very pissed off the only combat stolen valor Joe has seen is sending illegal DMCAs to Reddit.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-07-29
He couldn't even fight a bar owner on tv with distinction
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-29
You could have stopped at word 4
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-29
Joe couldn't even take a shit with distinction...but he'd need a nap after.
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-07-29
The only distinktiom he has while taking a shit is the crotch area of his schmegma-soaked sweat pants.
1 turk_december 2019-07-29
He's likely afraid to post it because it's forged or altered. If you do a google search, it's common for "stolen valor" guys to completely forge them to get VA benefits, veteran tags, etc. DMVs don't actually verify them. These guys always get caught when an employer notices inconsistencies in the form and reports them. Unemployed Joe has never had to worry about that.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-29
This situation bothers him as much as the evidence of the video of Anthony Cumia's friend, convicted pedophile, Jeffrey Hollaner aka "Kurt Love" video.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-29
I've noticed Joe gets bothered when people point out what a big piece of shit he is.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-07-29
Can you imagine the kind of weight a legitimate case of stolen valor would give to our gig cancellations. Joes playing this just right.
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-07-29
His tits have to be 50 lbs alone
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-29
Each
1 TARE_ME 2019-07-29
He had to worry about it once when he worked at a gun shop. Remember? He had a job and then he stole from his hard working, tax paying, job providing employer. Then complained about being fired and then bragged about beating a lie detector test.
Remember? Joe Cumia, the guy who doesn’t lie because “he’s bad at it.”
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-29
Wait, when did he say he was bad at lying? His whole bore-igin story was, "my crazy brother helped write the song because he was tired of humping it every day. In fact, he hated it so much he robbed every employer he ever had and beat a lie detector when he got caught!"
Back when he was just a normal scumbag, before insisting on injecting himself into the universe and opening the ossuary of skeletons in his closet.
1 TARE_ME 2019-07-29
Someone posted a screen shot of one of his replies a couple months ago (he deleted everything over a month old so I can't find it now).
Someone accused him of lying and he said he didn't lie about anything ever because he wasn't any good at it.
If nothing else, Joe's at least consistently inconsistent.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-29
It's one thing to attempt to gaslight about the exact same color wall surrounded by musical equipment in two photos.
There's a reason no one forgets someone's integrity because once it's gone it's nearly impossible to regain. He came into our lives with none... why try to get it back? If anything the slightly less stupid thing to do is go full Trump and just making shit up about everything.
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-07-29
I wonder what Nana managed to swipe during his 24 hours at his uncle's bread factory, doing the job his Mommy got for him?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-07-29
Joe is safe.
1 BlackManMoan 2019-07-29
You forgot to mention it could be taken out of context as well.
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-07-29
Forge official Pentagon documents?!? Sure you don't expect a man who sold cocaine out of his own home, smoked crack with his Mom and stole radios from parked vehicles capable of such chicanery!
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-29
At this point it's all but confirmed Joe is actually skirting stealing valor, and watching him bullshit his way through it is very funny. Like he's fooling literally nobody.
1 GramNightPokemonRed 2019-07-29
It's fucking hilarious. I'm a veteran who saw exactly as much combat as Joe (ie none) and I make $60k a year just like Joe's allowance despite the fact that I'm 35 years his junior and I'm actually able to earn it.
I also don't wear veteran hats and point at them in public to draw attention to my completely mundane and unremarkable time in the military because there's millions of us and millennial vets especially don't care for being thanked for our service, it makes us feel awkward (speaking for myself and my friends anyway) so we tend to not draw attention to it tbh
He can't let himself think people like us exist and still occasionally check in here to call him a mouth breathing cow eyed loser just for the lulz. We have to be bigger losers than him in his imagination or else how is he gonna sleep at night?
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-29
Joe, being either an early stage Gen X or an actual boomer, still think people look af him like a Vietnam vet, as in someone who dislikes liberals and hippies. He wears that air force hat everywhere because he literally wants people to believe he was in the movie Platoon. Whereas in reality most fucking marines who at one point owned necklaces of Vietcong ears aren't out there doing gay flexes on Instagram.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-29
But call the idiot corndog a racist and he is quick to make up a story different from the one he posted 1 year before with a little black girl, or him hugging with a smug looks on his face a black man what Joey Buttlicker likes to call underprivileged. Says the leech. pfft.
1 bdrum_16 2019-07-29
Lol I have an uncle same age as Joe that was a Tier 2 spec ops and did Somalia and other third world shitholes. He refrains to talk about it and never flexes over that, and he really saw some nasty shit.
The way Joe talks about his useless service is embarassing for a grown man
1 inheritted_allele 2019-07-29
Completely agree. I served 1986-1994 and I’m always suspicious about guys who adorn themselves with vet attire and plaster their vehicles with POW and vet paraphernalia. It’s cringe and I wouldn’t be caught dead with any of it.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-07-29
Did you see action against the Koomias in 91?
1 inheritted_allele 2019-07-29
No I never set foot in the kitchen.
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-07-29
"There we were .... 10 clicks outside the village of Don Kee Kong .... That Captain Miller, he was one crazy motherfucker, man! Somebody hadda go into that hootch and grab that last sack o' potatoes. But I grabbed him by the shoulder, pulled 'im back into the bush and said 'This one's on me, Sir .... Now can I have a free order of Nutty Nachoes?"
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-29
Of all my combat friends who served in Afghanistan and Iraq, not a single one of them wants to talk about it. They feel remorse for murdering people especially for no legitimate reason. Iraq, while run by a bad man, was not a justified war and because our generation is full of active news gathers, they learned that, while they did their duty, theirs was an ignoble war.
If you ever go to a sporting event with a vet and ask them about the "salute the troops" trope, they'll typically roll their eyes about 'desk jockeys' claiming valor. But these are men who actually served their country vs dipped out during/after basic training so they could take selfies in cosplay gear decades later.
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-29
Anyone who picks up lonely neglected American flags along a highway wouldn't lie about military service. This is only something a true patriot and veteran would do."
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-29
He comforted a distraught stewardess with a simple point to his hat. This is something heroes do.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-29
Joe is riding a chink bike trying to be respected by a man on a USA bike. His lack of self-awareness is always fucking sad.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-29
What about when hes riding with his daugher on the back of his bike and they pull up to a real vet missing a leg, they talk at the light for 5minutes about war stories, then fist bump and buttfuck eachother.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2019-07-29
He also drives the faggotiest Italian vehicle imaginable.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-07-29
dont you think posting on the internet about it makes it braver?
1 absultedpr 2019-07-29
So brave.
1 Jungies 2019-07-29
It certainly gave me a case of the bravechills.
1 spolrak123 2019-07-29
I bet he chucked that flag in the trash right after he made that faggot boomer post
1 tjdon 2019-07-29
Oh you seem to misunderstand how joe operates. There was no flag, no stopping his car, probably no getting out of bed that day. None of it happened, he’s a fucking liar. He probably concocted his bravery/good dad/ patriot story when he was drunk at home with nobody to talk to.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-29
You my friend know the cumias. Joe is to broke to buy and anth wont let him touch his xanax.
1 spolrak123 2019-07-29
You are completely right now I can picture the scene in my mind (it’s a really sad scene)
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-07-29
With his "daughter" banging on the door saying "Dad, please hurry! I can't be late again or Miss Johnson says she's gonna write a letter!"
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-29
Management loves the new direction of the sub
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-29
Joe was behind "Operation Gallant Eagle '82"
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-29
You guys are acting like pathetic losers with no career prospects or discipline never join the military as a last resort. Joe made one of his signature leech moves here, and he's milking it for the rest of his life. Sound familiar, Ant?
1 robertprongay 2019-07-29
Say simply again you jarhead retard
1 MeSoQuesoOG 2019-07-29
I'm a veteran. You can get your dd 214 online for free. No excuse Josef.
1 Psych555 2019-07-29
Should be able to get his then, hes revealed enough info about himself. We know his name bday phone number address mothers maiden name...
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-07-29
So so so so you don't live in your mom's basement??
1 DasterdlyDutch 2019-07-29
My uncles an actual SAS veteran. Doesn’t fucking talk about it, has 4 kids and lives in the middle of nowhere and still has a job working oil rigs. Joe ain’t shit.
1 NickApleas 2019-07-29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTZQ8nfDALk
1 anonimescu 2019-07-29
My mum had to go to military training school bc during the Cold War in some commie cunts women who went to some universities (mainly engineering) had to undergo some military stuff as well.
She was asigned to air defense , idk why bc she was studying for a hidro-works degree,m y guess is bc she could be recruited to design and direct the building of AA batteries and sam sites infrastructure/bunker works(which are very similar to hydro dams and tunnels) idk,basically the military wanted free skilled labor. It was all broads and she felt really bad for those assigned to combat engineer duties as they were working the living shit out of them during training. Anyhow if any shit went down during the cold war ahe would have been dead meat since any AA infrastructure is the prime target i any modern attack yet she hardly ever mentions it,
neither did she get any special perks or bonuses.
Oh she is a sub-lieutenant too they graduated as junior officers. Tldr jemkem jo is a valor stealing nigger, allegedly.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-29
You have conveyed more military knowledge and lingo in one post than Joe has over fifteen years of posting about it.
1 Jungies 2019-07-29
How 'bout it, /u/DOXXER100 ?
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2019-07-29
He can’t. He’s at Disney World lusting over children
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-29
You left out spit.
1 Jungies 2019-07-29
Fuck - I meant to ask him if security there hovers around him the way they do with his brother.
1 QadanGoesBallistic 2019-07-29
I always thought it was odd that the armed forces would name a form after Joe Cumia's bra size combined with Rich Vos's IQ.
Is there an O&A fan in the department of defense? 🤔