Carol's probably here all night, awake all night after leaking the bed, laughing her ass off at this big, fat oaf.

Carol's ass is like finding 2 water balloons leftover from summer in a cabinet.

Damn dude. Nice pull.

Thanks bro. I try to bring the loffs

"Go ahead and tell the people where you're going to be this weekend."

I'm still having trouble imagining there's people in Joe's personal life

Have you seen that smokin corpse he's with?

Oh, you mean The Girl? Sure. She's a stone cold fox, in that she reminds me of a long dead animal.

But she squirts so there’s that

Which one of you is Layla?

Joe actually follows through and subpoenas someone here, only to discover it's Layla.

One day we'll find out she was a mod.

Dumb whore keeps removing my beefer posts

u/Layla_Cumia, comment?

Ha. Fat fuck Joe is definitely going to try and get me banned.

Send him PMs roleplaying as his daughter telling him what a dissappointing loser he is.

He’d report me to the admins for harassment and get me banned. Trust me, I thought of it. Maybe I’ll do it down the line. Layla Cumia does get molested by her uncle Anthony though. Joe knows it.

"Nobody even knows you exist except me!"

Musky basement full of Long Island trash awkwardly laughs when someone says Reddit.

about the sub to anyone

"Idk sounds kinda far fetched"