Evidence that Joe Cumia is in fact obese.

17  2019-07-29 by redditsipowillsuck

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By the way, he’s obviously 240+ these days

He’s shaped like Bob Kelly in that recent pic where he’s sitting down with a beer. He’s at least 260

'liquid has no calories' - Joe Cumia

He says as he’s chugging down a ton of semen at the big apple ranch

That's a lot of protein, but its' offset by all the sugary girl drinks he quaffs.

*285+

A pail full of ham cubes six times a day, with a lite beer every half an hour for variety. Just watch the poundage melt away.

Hell ya, no calories in liquids

so I can eat the melted grease behind the cooker without ruining my diet? It's mostly liquid in this heat.

Anyone can do it!!

Mind over matter. Just need to have a special trained focus