These conversations take place entirely inside his broken mind

I genuinely despise the guy he's replying to

I never heard of the guy

Neither have i, i just cant stand how stupid he is

Or is gigantic 6'1" brother.

It's probably another Ant alt, like Corrado. At this stage he doesn't even know that he's talking to himself.

Or maybe in his demented world.

no one bought the first one.

Maybe this is the one that's going to take the tour across America! He's still got 4 fresh sharpies ready to go!

That's not fair. I'm sure that first Sharpie is a little scuffed up.

Finally someone is going to make me pay for his commentary on PC culture.

The market for 'anti-PC free speech warrior' type stuff is as over-saturated as the comedy one. How much fucking more can be said?

Nigger, faggot, kike

Post hill press will offer you a book deal for such witty observations

Don't tell anybody I told you this, but I have an inside source at the publisher, and he told me what the title of the book was going to be...

"Another Dago's Bi: Learning to Accept Myself For What I Really Am" - by Anthony Cumia

I heard the working title is "Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hide-Yo-Children-And-Hide-Yo-Wife

I think you're mistaken, because that book is written by a "Caitlyn Cumia", and Ant's the wrong.... waaait a minute!

Nearly 8 million people reside in the city of Long Island. I am one of them. I live in a large house which I could afford due to my career telling offensive jokes. When I think about how much money I made by being offensive, I can’t help but feel optimistic about up and coming entertainers who will also be able to make tons of money by being offensive— NOT! Modern entertainers can’t be offensive for fear of being punished because of political correctness, which is bullshit. They definitely can’t make a living because of liberal politically correct bullshit. That’s why I wrote this book- to show how political correctness is bullshit.

Even fewer people would buy this book than his other shitty one. Wasn't the idea of "Permanently Suspended" about him being fired and suspended from Twitter because people were "outraged" by his non-PC shit? Well, that and a boring life story we've heard a thousand times where he conveniently omitted his child grooming, most of the Dani story, and said nothing about the thief prostitute he let back in his house after he'd had her arrested for burglarizing it and trashing it. Nice pamphlet, loser. Time to hire 2 more ghostwriters for another poorly written failure! Great idea.

I know you must hear this a lot but I love you, Johnny Cakes

Time to hire 2 more ghostwriters for another poorly written failure! Great idea.

Let's not forget the Sharpies. Can never have enough of those!

"Trashing it" is an understatement. Putting his keys in cat shit is some serial killer behavior.

Those were Dani's keys. She also put Dani's earbuds in cat shit and cut up Dani's underwear. And put all of that on Anthony's furniture in his room and posted a photo of it on Twitter. Then Missy stole a camera and went on a shopping spree with one of Anthony's credit cards. Missy knew Anthony was in Atlantic City with Dani, so that's why she was able to get away with all of that, until he had Missy arrested later.

until he had Missy arrested later.

Amazed he didn't ask to borrow the frying pan.

Little 5'7" Anthony only beats up tiny 85 lb anorexic girls, you know this.

Ain't no way that frail little sissy was gonna try to scrap with Mighty Missy

Or his gigantic 6'1" brother.

And she still gave him a run for his money. Feisty.

He should rather have books written on topics more relevant to him like: Soy Sauce -How I said goodby to the gray hair blues. Pubic Hair - How follicle transplants saved my vanishing hair. Feel Young Again - how dating my friend’s granddaughters saved me from A Place for Mom. Be a Hero - how the right embraced me for calling a spade a spade.

Well he does have 3 unused sharpies waiting in the wings

I can't wait for the chapter where this festering gargoyle explains how laughing like a Max Cady knock-off became a trademark of his.

I checked to see if anyone made a sharpie comment I was beaten😤

Basically the same, stupid shit as the last time but worse with Anth's brain all mushy.

So tiring. Fucking move on.

But you don’t understand how the outrage pc culture has ruined pseudo white men

Settle down Ant. You're a YouTuber who doesn't even broadcast on YouTube.

He's more an influencer at this point

You’re a virgin, who cant drive.

What a fucking idiot

I wonder which two of Keith's friends are going to rob him of thousands of dollars as "ghostwriters" for this one?

Finally, an opportunity to use those remaining Sharpies.

"The city of Manhattan is home to over eight million Ipods, Iphones, computers, and various listening devices. None are tuned into The Anthony Cumia Show..... Yada, yada, yada. bullshit PC broadcasting world..... Free speech network, yada, yada, yada. Freebased with mommy".

The end.

Yeah that last book was such a ground breaker. Legend has it those Sharpies still haven't been used.

Coulda used a few meetings for that first one.

Looks like we discovered the Twitter name of AntH's 10th alt account.

Even if he doesn't sell any books I bet he'll keep writing them so he has a reason to go on other people's shows.

Why do you need to have a meeting about a book? Just write the fucking book.

This is Anthony having a meeting with ghostwriting people who want to charge Ant $50k to write him a 200page book that sells 30 copies.

i hope he hires the same moron who wrote 'Permanently Suspended'

morons*

It took three people to cobble together that piece of shit. It's somehow lazier than Stern's latest, which was 95% transcripts of old interviews.

someone posted a couple pages from Permanently Suspended, that shit read like it was written by a fifth grade kid.

That's the reading level of Ant's remaining audience.

Please let this happen

"I'm a victim" should go over well.

I would trust writing books about broadcasting to professionals who’ve been in the business since they’re 18

It's not a bad idea - Ant's desperate for investors (hence why he tried to play nice with Opie), and so if he can get some dumb overseas investor to pay him an advance for a book, it'll help keep the lights on at Compound for a little longer.

"Where do you want me to publish?" "Read Nana".

Nobody, it's a fucking lie. How many copies did he sell? 500? He got shut down by ONE fucking protestor.

Gotta use those sharpies for something

he’s having meatings, as in taking a hot dog in his bun.

"13/50: How one closeted black man destroyed his life with internalized racism."

Maybe I'll write a fucking book. It would be more interesting at least.

"How to NOT lose at guitar hero and other useless drivel."

8 sharpies

It'll be more of a pamphlet, not a book.

This is what irrelevance looks like.

Get out the sharpies for another book tour

what if we just killed anthony? they can’t arrest all of us if enough people storm his house

How's he going to write a book about something he hasn't figured out how to do yet?

Ant isn't a "broadcaster" anymore. He hosts a terrible podcast no one hears, on his own "network" where he's free to say whatever he likes. So what the fuck does he know about "nowadays"? No one wants to buy a book full of his transcribed mutterings, he hasn't been even remotely relevant in years.

What a delusional, retarded old man.

Jerry Seinfeld voice: WHO are these people?

"Meetings" meaning he got hammered off Bud Light and Xanax and drunkenly lisped his way through complaints about PC culture maaaaaan to Big A and Bobo.

This has to be a self funded scam to separate him from more $&&&. Wonder if this is by sale scam artists behind his reality show and the Gavin movie.