A single tear rolls down Sam Roberts’ cheek and is lost in his ridiculous face merkin.

His kid hasn't been late for school for about a decade.

He didn’t need a frying pan either

Real ass dude

Fact: Blue Oyster Cult never kicked Benoit off the stage.

He at least had the decency of taking his wife and kid with him instead of leaving them behind, penniless. Benoit was a real man.

This isn't exactly fair. Joe would never own exercise equipment.

Also similar impulse control

Still one of the most random outbursts imaginable. What the fuck was he thinkin

The guy's brains were apparantly scrambled so bad that he had the mind of an octogenarian with Alzheimers, and probably all the depression and inarticulate frustration that comes with it. Sad shit.