yes.

I’m going to be honest. Maybe I’m a fag, but I’ll watch any of these when they’re on cable, steam or torrent. As far as those type of flicks go, they’re seemingly better than the typical shit just to mindlessly watch. However, fuck anyone who HAS to see it opening weekend.

"I’m going to be honest. Maybe I’m a fag, but I’ll watch any of these when they’re on cable, steam or torrent. As far as those type of flicks go, they’re seemingly better than the typical shit just to mindlessly watch. However, fuck anyone who HAS to see it opening weekend."

This is a good point that I can’t rebuttal.

This is a good point that I can’t rebuttal.

Nice rebutt, faggot.

Solid point.

I haven't paid attention to it and only watch it when others are but I saw the last one and I guess it's just a military/spy franchise now?

Gene Siskel over here

See, The Rock is more laid-back and relaxed because he lives in tropical Samoa and rides a motorcycle, whereas Jason Statham is a bit more by-the-book because he lives in the big city and drives a car.

Blimey, that bloke must have a stiff upper lip

Oh, he does! You'd actually he surprised how masculine he is and how raspy his voice is!

Jeez... I like both of these guys but this is embarrassing

i wonder if the rock would do the thing where the front wheel is up in the air and the rear one is touching the ground while he rides

I believe they call that a wheelie.

Prove it.

I say not! How ABOUT THAT!

That made my hangover so much better, thank you.

Statham has been awful in everything I've seen him in since Snatch which came out 20 years ago.

Can't say much about the series because I only watched the first one but that scene where the camera flies through the engine when he popped his nitrous or whatever, it blew my 12-year-old mind.

Never felt the need to watch it again, tho. I don't even wanna look for that scene on Youtube because I know the CGI must have aged like milk.

The first one still kind of holds up in a corny dated action movie kind of way.

The movie is beyond awful. Vin Diesels fake tough guy acting is beyond laughable. It’s a also a complete ripoff of Point Break(they even go to the same exact shrimp and fry stand). Hispanics and the Blacks love this garbage and just eat it up.

I've found that Hispaniards like every movie including especially Norbit

At this point, Hollywood is 100% a money-laundering front.

For child porn and child fucking or like Joe Cumia says "KP"

Well when you are discussing child porn all the time and at such great length, you need to abbreviate

The fact that people are literally going in droves to see this shit and disney shit fully unaware that their paying for some rich, dumbfuck hollywood executive’s cocaine addiction and prostitutes is beyond me.

People need to wake the fuck up. People were going to see Black Panther like the price of admission would fill countless Ethiopian bellies. That film was proof that people love the smell of their own shit. How the fuck did a film, produced by rich old jews convince people that having an all black cast in a blockbuster was progressive?!

I think what's more fucked up was how black people in this country thought it was some landmark in black history. At my last gig, I worked mostly with the schwoogies, they were nice enough, but wouldn't shut up about it. I'd get bad looks if I said it looked like shit. Weeks before it came out, I was on the bus with my mom, and this black bus driver was talking with another black guy about it, I swear to God this is what he said - "Yo man, remember to see that movie. It's important for the movement!" I heard this 'movement' twrm again at work concerning this movie. This should show you where that comminities priorities are.

They're kind of dumb

ou can see why OJ wanted to switch teams and earn White status

You sound like someone who has sex really good

RIP Don Simpson

Cars are cool! They go vrooom! VROOOM!

This guy gets it

Movie franchise about three bald guys fighting and driving really fast.

Hi

Hi bud

At this juncture, the rock is looking alot like Joe Moomia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTTzcXSLjhI

The Original Fast & the Furious

I watched on of these shitty movies and there was a scene where they all gathered around a table in a warehouse, but you could clearly tell every last one of them was green-screened in. How can there be any semblance of being organic when you are watching a scene of 10 people that weren’t in the same room when it was filmed?

What’s enough to give me an aneurism is the fact that there are millions of people willing to pay to watch this drivel. Maybe Hamas isn’t all wrong?

Fag and Faggious. Faggots.

if i have to pick between these and silly cape shit, i would pick this every time

You don't have to pick between anything. Nobody ever invites you anywhere.

Sick burn brah

The Rock is almost a billionaire because of horeshit like this.

Capeshit for dudebros

I'm going to see midsommar and once upon a time in Hollywood, any thoughts on those movies?

Midsommar was great. Not as great as Hereditary, but close. Hopefully OUATIH is good since his last two movies were such film school shit.

Django was a great movie however hateful eight I believe Tarantino went overboard with the slave dick sucking scene. I just seen once upon Hollywood it definitely could use a editor and was a self congratulatory movie but it still had some good moments.

yo guy this movie looks sick bro

Yes.

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It's entertainment for the stupid and 3rd world people and generally a good money laundering business.

Looks like a pretty ridiculous but fun action movie to me.

I only ever watched the first one on VHS once back in the 90's, never bothered with the sequels. This series is designed for mongs.

First one came out in 2001.

It's less 'fast and furious' and more 'brisk and peeved'.

man, I hope they walk slow, wearing cool clothes, while some trance music plays in the background - maybe even with an explosion in the background, but they're just walking off like it's no big deal.

That would be AWESOME.

Whatever it takes to keep Sib Hashian's daughter in finery

Fag festival