A list of Joe Cumia's lies.

16  2019-07-27 by 866-Ron-0-Fez

A list of all the unnessessry big fat porkies and little white fibs he's told.

21 comments

I swear on Layla I never spent any time with Kurt Love, convicted pedophile.

It was Bobo's house.

- denied being afraid of Gene

Honorably discharged from the Army & ever got his jump wings.

Caucasian

Heterosexual

Has an IQ above 100.

Being a father

Being "a father of four". You're not married and you're the "father" of your girlfriend's grandchildren, stupid.

He’s my “daddy” though 😍 I’m a gay man from Patchogue

He lies about being the copyright owner of a large amount of content on the internet.

Getting comp'd

ONLY THIS SUB thinks he’s a retard.

That one is such perfect proof of that dildo's total lack of self-awareness. People don't say what an annoying, sub-par talented, stupid douche you are because they're scared to "uhh-fend" your more famous, thin-skinned little brother, dummy.

Not fucking his mother’s rotten corpse.

Taking his daughter to school on time.

Went on the People's Court and lied about literally everything he's ever said online.

Oh, and that he wasn't a pedophile. He lied about that 4 seperate times if my memory serves me right.

This sub has zero effect on his life.

It’s squirt, not pee

"We'll be in a different hemisphere!" We know he was just stupid and wrong with that one, but since he'd never admit that, it must've been a lie.

I'm going on a diet

I'm finished with this site

I'm going to keep this short