Everyone else in his life is too embarrassed for him to call him an idiot to his face, it’s be like insulting a special ed kid, or telling a child that Santa Claus doesn’t exist. Much easier to just let him believe whatever retarded shot he wants to believe about himself.
This sub is the first dose of reality he’s had in a while, which is why he’s obsessed over our take of his awful BOC performance. Everyone else just told him, ”Yeah sure Joe, you’re awesome, whatever.”
I've said it before (and got an angry, poorly written essay length reply from Joe about how wrong I was - clearly didn't touch a nerve) but he reminds me of this German guy who's married to a cousin of mine.
She's a successful executive for a chemical company and he's a loser who calls himself an artist but doesn't do anything and lives off her and a monthly stipend from his wealthy parents. The guy's in his late 40s and dresses like a 22 year old hipster. Everyone is polite and friendly to him at family get-togethers but (obviously) no one respects him. They can't. It's a societal and biological impossibility. He's not an evil guy or anything but he is a failure, a poser and a parasite.
That's Joe. He has a lot in common with this guy, except Alex (the kraut) is a whopping 6'3, has a full head of hair and is white. And Joe is almost 15 years older than him. But they're both the punchline of the joke on the car ride home from Uncle so and so's 70th birthday party. Like you say, no one in polite society is going to tell them to their faces that they're beneath contempt but, deep down, they're well aware of it.
The last time he replied to this he singled me out as "one of the biggest assholes in this shithole." While that's quite possibly a fair assessment, it's worth noting that I've never tried to get (or even encouraged getting) one of his ridiculous gigs cancelled, stayed out of the whole Dead Roe Meme thing and have never made fun of his kid. So the comparison with my cousin's zilch husband and being laughed at by his extended family behind his back stung him. That and I do shit on Joe religiously. It's so fun!
I doubt it. Despite being a joke and something of a loser he seems to be a fairly decent husband and loving father. He has also never set foot in a divorce court and can see his children whenever he wants.
Easy. All you have to do is wait until your close friend dies of stomach cancer in his early 40s then move in on his young widow as a shoulder to cry on. Eventually she'll see you as more than a friend, you adopt their two kids as your own and have a third with her!
I actually remember your original post well because it struck a nerve with me too. It perfectly described me way back when I was living for free at my gf's (now wife's) family beach estate on a private island.
But I changed all that and got my shit together, because I needed to do something with my life. Since I was embarrassed I was about to turn 23 years old. How old is Joe again?...
Even if his family told him he sucked every single day, narcissist joe would find a way to ignore them. His brain will not allow him to understand his own stupidity.
Maybe that's why he went apeshit over the BOC thing. You have a video where people Joe loves are shitting on him for being an autistic musician with awful etiquette, breaking the idea that it's only us who sees his retardation
I cannot tell you how many times I've had that exact thought over the past few years. I've never known a person to constantly outdo themselves in the stupid stakes like Joe Cumia does.
I've heard Ant called "actively ugly" before - like his ugliness is constantly evolving to shock and frighten you. I believe the same thing can be applied to Joe's stupidity.
I fucking hate the left but am not totally far right wing. Im kinda like Middle of the Road Jimmy in that sense. But we can ALL come together to agree that the Cumia family sucks cock.
Watch the second half of your People's Court appearance, Joe - the bit where you have the post-match interview with the guy outside the court-room. When you start waffling on with your irrelevant horse cowshit, and he says "But that's not what the case was about" - he's thinking you're an idiot at that stage.
You just don't notice, due to what we call "Dunning-Kruger Effect". That's why your music career never took off, that's why you aren't even an in-demand session player - you don't realise how crap you are, so you never get better.
If it wasn't for Anthony's charity, you'd be spending 9-6 greeting people in a Walmart uniform and busking on weekends.
Oh, he'll read it, but there is no chance that any of it will be understood. In his mind, you're a hater, so your opinion is invalid. He legitimately think people make fun of him because they're jealous. He's 60, fat, jobless, has zero life accomplishments, and has to live off of handouts from his little brother. He is objectively a loser but thinks people are jealous. This loser has convinced himself that he's owed money from his brother.
It's like a kid who makes the NBA and suddenly has money and his loser older brother thinks he's owed a cut because he drove him to practice a few times. Joe is that kind of leech. So fucking pathetic. And he'll never get it.
Nothing better to prove how not-stupid you are than to make a syntactic error right out of the gate. "Carry-on" is a bag, you retard. It's "Carry on". Goddamn is he stupid.
Everyone who saw people's court, everyone outside that bookstore, everyone outside that library where he talked about a plastic bag convention, everyone at the blue oyster cult show, everyone who sees him use the Joseph lane while doing a video selfie, Gavin mcinnes, etc etc.
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1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-27
Everyone else in his life is too embarrassed for him to call him an idiot to his face, it’s be like insulting a special ed kid, or telling a child that Santa Claus doesn’t exist. Much easier to just let him believe whatever retarded shot he wants to believe about himself.
This sub is the first dose of reality he’s had in a while, which is why he’s obsessed over our take of his awful BOC performance. Everyone else just told him, ”Yeah sure Joe, you’re awesome, whatever.”
1 McGowan9 2019-07-27
I've said it before (and got an angry, poorly written essay length reply from Joe about how wrong I was - clearly didn't touch a nerve) but he reminds me of this German guy who's married to a cousin of mine.
She's a successful executive for a chemical company and he's a loser who calls himself an artist but doesn't do anything and lives off her and a monthly stipend from his wealthy parents. The guy's in his late 40s and dresses like a 22 year old hipster. Everyone is polite and friendly to him at family get-togethers but (obviously) no one respects him. They can't. It's a societal and biological impossibility. He's not an evil guy or anything but he is a failure, a poser and a parasite.
That's Joe. He has a lot in common with this guy, except Alex (the kraut) is a whopping 6'3, has a full head of hair and is white. And Joe is almost 15 years older than him. But they're both the punchline of the joke on the car ride home from Uncle so and so's 70th birthday party. Like you say, no one in polite society is going to tell them to their faces that they're beneath contempt but, deep down, they're well aware of it.
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-27
u/doxxer100 thoughts?
1 McGowan9 2019-07-27
The last time he replied to this he singled me out as "one of the biggest assholes in this shithole." While that's quite possibly a fair assessment, it's worth noting that I've never tried to get (or even encouraged getting) one of his ridiculous gigs cancelled, stayed out of the whole Dead Roe Meme thing and have never made fun of his kid. So the comparison with my cousin's zilch husband and being laughed at by his extended family behind his back stung him. That and I do shit on Joe religiously. It's so fun!
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-27
It's so funny that he's here so often he can actually distinguish people by their usernames. He's such a jobless bum.
Hi Joe 🙂
1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-27
Has Alex ever hit your cousin in the face with a frying pan? Or had a convicted pedophile over for a Cpl brews?
1 McGowan9 2019-07-27
I doubt it. Despite being a joke and something of a loser he seems to be a fairly decent husband and loving father. He has also never set foot in a divorce court and can see his children whenever he wants.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-27
So between that and actually being of true white person stock, I deduce he’s not a Cumia then?
1 RobespierreIsGod 2019-07-27
How do I become your cousins husband equivalent? I want a sugar mama to marry and eventually divorce with a fat alimony cheque so bad.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-27
Easy. All you have to do is wait until your close friend dies of stomach cancer in his early 40s then move in on his young widow as a shoulder to cry on. Eventually she'll see you as more than a friend, you adopt their two kids as your own and have a third with her!
1 RobespierreIsGod 2019-07-27
Thank you senpai
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-27
I actually remember your original post well because it struck a nerve with me too. It perfectly described me way back when I was living for free at my gf's (now wife's) family beach estate on a private island.
But I changed all that and got my shit together, because I needed to do something with my life. Since I was embarrassed I was about to turn 23 years old. How old is Joe again?...
1 OlGravylegz 2019-07-27
Even if his family told him he sucked every single day, narcissist joe would find a way to ignore them. His brain will not allow him to understand his own stupidity.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-07-27
Maybe that's why he went apeshit over the BOC thing. You have a video where people Joe loves are shitting on him for being an autistic musician with awful etiquette, breaking the idea that it's only us who sees his retardation
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-27
I cannot tell you how many times I've had that exact thought over the past few years. I've never known a person to constantly outdo themselves in the stupid stakes like Joe Cumia does.
It's truly incredible.
1 Jungies 2019-07-27
I've called him "fractally stupid" in the past - he's not just dumb on a macro level, you can zoom in infinitely and see new stupid at every level.
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-27
I've heard Ant called "actively ugly" before - like his ugliness is constantly evolving to shock and frighten you. I believe the same thing can be applied to Joe's stupidity.
Actively stupid Joe Cumia.
1 suirogerg 2019-07-27
Sure, fatty, it’s ONLY US.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-07-27
Probably just because were a bunch of Hillary supporters, right Joe?
1 McGowan9 2019-07-27
I'm essentially a fascist and I can't describe how much I loathe him.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-07-27
I fucking hate the left but am not totally far right wing. Im kinda like Middle of the Road Jimmy in that sense. But we can ALL come together to agree that the Cumia family sucks cock.
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-07-27
So he supports physical & sexual abuse, racism, and discrimination against mental disabilities. I do not care for this guy.
1 StentFeznor 2019-07-27
I saw a retarded child with a t-shirt that said "Judge me by my size do you?" and I believe he still had more self-awareness than Joe.
1 suirogerg 2019-07-27
“Judge me by my tongue size do you?”
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-07-27
"Judge me by my extra chromosome do you?"
1 Jungies 2019-07-27
Watch the second half of your People's Court appearance, Joe - the bit where you have the post-match interview with the guy outside the court-room. When you start waffling on with your irrelevant
horsecowshit, and he says "But that's not what the case was about" - he's thinking you're an idiot at that stage.You just don't notice, due to what we call "Dunning-Kruger Effect". That's why your music career never took off, that's why you aren't even an in-demand session player - you don't realise how crap you are, so you never get better.
If it wasn't for Anthony's charity, you'd be spending 9-6 greeting people in a Walmart uniform and busking on weekends.
1 Jungies 2019-07-27
It's weird that I can just post this here and know Joe's going to read it.
1 suirogerg 2019-07-27
Don’t come running to us when you get your subpoena.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-07-27
Oh, he'll read it, but there is no chance that any of it will be understood. In his mind, you're a hater, so your opinion is invalid. He legitimately think people make fun of him because they're jealous. He's 60, fat, jobless, has zero life accomplishments, and has to live off of handouts from his little brother. He is objectively a loser but thinks people are jealous. This loser has convinced himself that he's owed money from his brother.
It's like a kid who makes the NBA and suddenly has money and his loser older brother thinks he's owed a cut because he drove him to practice a few times. Joe is that kind of leech. So fucking pathetic. And he'll never get it.
1 mvcv114 2019-07-27
Nice diagnosis, stupid.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-07-27
Nothing better to prove how not-stupid you are than to make a syntactic error right out of the gate. "Carry-on" is a bag, you retard. It's "Carry on". Goddamn is he stupid.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-27
"I know you are but what am I?"
Joeh really does grind my gears with how fucking dumb he is.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-07-27
Why did he put quotes around "pile on"? He just can't figure out these simple things.
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-27
Nobody here has to do anything to make him look stupid.
1 toe_trigger 2019-07-27
We're the only people that have ever been honest enough to tell the retard that he's retarded.
1 mayomayomayomayomayo 2019-07-27
How about everyone else who saw the people's court thing, including Ron Bennington and everyone on kiwifarms
1 Kurt_Love 2019-07-27
Everyone who saw people's court, everyone outside that bookstore, everyone outside that library where he talked about a plastic bag convention, everyone at the blue oyster cult show, everyone who sees him use the Joseph lane while doing a video selfie, Gavin mcinnes, etc etc.
1 faggitony 2019-07-27
More like hardly working to make him look stupid, right?
1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-07-27
This fucker is still here. How embarrassing for him. Comedy gold for us.
1 quasi100 2019-07-27
I'll have you know joe cumio scored very high on an internet IQ test. And even higher on the spit roast test down at the big apple ranch
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-07-27
I think everyone that watches his peoples court episode thinks hes stupid too.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-27
Joe's secret? Ham cubes, six times a day.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-07-27
Wait at least 24 hours before making this reference again.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-07-27
Who's working very hard at this? Most anyone could with a passing glance and a free hand.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-27
"Pile on"
Joe has no idea what quotation marks are supposed to indicate.