"Concerned that Cumia had not tweeted in over six hours, an anonymous Redditard contacted local police, who performed a welfare check on the obscure former radio shock-jock sidekick. An autopsy revealed that Cumia's liver, attempting to escape the abuse, actually left his body and has yet to be located."
17 comments
1 Peckas1 2019-07-26
Correct timeline
1 SirSodomy 2019-07-26
That bottom right picture is so fucking disturbing to me. It’s like he went completely hollow in Dark Souls
1 Chaddox710 2019-07-26
Praise the I’m still hilarious []/
1 DefaultTrash 2019-07-26
Underage girl ahead
1 SirSodomy 2019-07-26
Be wary of FBI
1 Chaddox710 2019-07-26
Watch out for obscurity
1 fokm 2019-07-26
Feed nana
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-26
The bottom left is worse
1 AaltonEverallys 2019-07-26
Hey, that’s only 4 years from now. They better catch him soon
1 wurmspurmtsssss 2019-07-26
Ribs a-hurtin'...
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-26
1 DickPrebble 2019-07-26
Not necessarily. It depends how long he was in prison.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-26
"Concerned that Cumia had not tweeted in over six hours, an anonymous Redditard contacted local police, who performed a welfare check on the obscure former radio shock-jock sidekick. An autopsy revealed that Cumia's liver, attempting to escape the abuse, actually left his body and has yet to be located."
1 Peckas1 2019-07-26
Family and ballwashers stated he died having a great time.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-26
"Here lies Anthony Cumia...hoooleee shit!"
1 Cawdor 2019-07-26
The pic of the top right looks like grandpa munster
1 SteakSauce66 2019-07-26
Still hilarious.