This is what unemployed people do all day. Get a job, you heifer.

63  2019-07-26 by ZombieRoeCumia

33 comments

How many times has he used THAT line down at The Big Apple Ranch?

Of course Joe references a scene where there's a brief threat of anal rape in a bathroom.

....and happens to have a photo of it handy.

a brief threat of anal rape in a bathroom.

That’s what Joe calls a Saturday night.

“A night without anal rape is like a day without sunshine.” — Joe Cumia (probably)

Is this the movie with Colin Farrell telling those spic to stop speaking that monkey language

Jesus christ.

Nothing worse than a boomer that’s been useless their entire life

You shut up about my entire family!

Of course he references buttfucking . Just cant help it

No Latinos have 3x wide noses

The image doesn't support that sir

What about sausages

Ones that snort coke do

When is cow head gonna subpoena their servers?

Nice extra layer of pancake makeup stupid. Fuck off.

pinche joto

racist cabron.

For some reason these people believe they’re white but even with the most flattering camera filters. Joe’s better looking version can barely pass for a Mexican, and even then he has an usually fat nose and large lips.

Mohammed Kumiyah was able to pass as Italian in pre-WWII New York, and that family has been milking it ever since.

That movie is 15 years old and it's still 30 years more recent that any of Ant's references.

Hey, holmes, you ever trip over the ottoman like Dick Van Dyke?

Racism, gay sex, and complaining about federal politics. What a life.

A true Ant’s allowance welfare queen

Next week he'll be screaming all over social media that the stupid FaceApp gave his phone a virus.

SloBroJoe's Pro KnowHowNowBrownCowtip on virus detection and deletion:

1) Spend $500 to have some teenagers at Geek Squad google the problem

2) When that fails, Hit CTRL button - as in the Jews CONTROL the media

3) THEN press Alt - as in the ALT-Right are some very fine people)

4) Finally press Delete - as in Joe DELETED his YouTube channel after disabling comments because his gossamer-thick skin can't handle any criticism anywhere

5) If that doesn't work, open Windows Explorer, go to C:\Windows\System32 and hit CTRL+A, then Shift+Delete

Problem solved!

Of course, Joe gets his shit pushed in all the time.

He doesn't show this side often, but he's creepy as hell

His misuse of quotation marks in incredibly irritating.

Pinche joto

Maricón.

You're not white, Joe.

I bet he looks at this and thinks "my god, i really am very handsome"

Don't need a filter to look like s filthy brownie