Every time I see a picture of Sam with his awful facial hair/Garfunkel hair I imagine Arnold seeing the Predator’s bare face for the first time. He is one ugly mother fucker on the inside and out.
He wouldn't have stopped until Fez Marie Whatley suicided himself. He kept bothering Fez so much that Fez became a homosexual and a mental breakdown. What a Bully. I think his mom glues his old hair from his head on his face.
I hope this dolphin-cackling cocksucker gets his comeuppance someday. Sadly, his show with the Worm is so bad that it can't be targeted, nor will it be cancelled.
34 comments
1 SirSodomy 2019-07-26
It’s like the HGH all went into his skull. His body is devoid of any muscle and his bones look like twigs
1 Superbad415 2019-07-26
Plus he’s ugly.
1 samfisherirl 2019-07-26
I hate to interrupt this circle jerk. Can I cut in?
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-26
Stupid, too.
1 RealElMaximo 2019-07-26
His beard looks like a face-wig.
1 T0kinBlackman 2019-07-26
It looks like he put it on wonky
1 RealElMaximo 2019-07-26
That damn humidity is messing with the glue.
1 floatingoften 2019-07-26
I can't believe he bullied Fez Whatley until he became gay, had a mental breakdown and moved away.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-07-26
it's really enraging me that this guy is getting this much credit.
it's at the point that I'm gonna mail physical DVDs of the porsalin interviews to all his neighbors
1 FuegoFerdinand 2019-07-26
Carlesi was the last competent producer the show had. I still don't understand why they let him go.
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-07-26
Every time I see a picture of Sam with his awful facial hair/Garfunkel hair I imagine Arnold seeing the Predator’s bare face for the first time. He is one ugly mother fucker on the inside and out.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-26
The worst looking pictures of Sam you can kind on this sub are the unedited ones.
1 Jungies 2019-07-26
Silly Norton's left an S off that caption.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-26
A hits? That's just poor grammar.
1 Galloping_Bull 2019-07-26
i can never forgive him for attempting to murder bart simpson
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-26
Thee Bart, thee
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-26
He has one of the worst beards of all time. It looks like it has poop smeared in it.
1 Skip4play 2019-07-26
He really doesn't have an option. With or without hair he is just odd looking. The real criminals are those companies putting him on camera.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-07-26
1 karmacompanion 2019-07-26
What an odd-looking person.
1 Cumias_folicles 2019-07-26
He would look more human if he got rid of the awful hair. A hideous human but still.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-07-26
He even has a protruding muzzle like apes and some niggers
1 feedfatrick 2019-07-26
Nice Jack White tattoo, you fucking faggot
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-07-26
Looks like a Bank of America logo without the color.
1 marco4371 2019-07-26
These queens and their phones. They are never more than a few inches away.
1 floatingoften 2019-07-26
He wouldn't have stopped until Fez Marie Whatley suicided himself. He kept bothering Fez so much that Fez became a homosexual and a mental breakdown. What a Bully. I think his mom glues his old hair from his head on his face.
1 LengthyChode 2019-07-26
Yet you fags let Danny off the hook because he posts here sometimes.
1 BigSeaDog 2019-07-26
Why the fuck does he crush up his water bottles?
1 BP-47 2019-07-26
I hope this dolphin-cackling cocksucker gets his comeuppance someday. Sadly, his show with the Worm is so bad that it can't be targeted, nor will it be cancelled.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-26
I want to laser off his gay tattoos.
He’s such wormy faggot. I have no idea why his below average wife stays with him.
1 insertclevereference 2019-07-26
Nothing says “success” like eating carvel cake off a paper plate.
1 Cumias_folicles 2019-07-26
Norton probably doesn’t even own regular plates since he is 51 and is still too retarded to know how to cook an egg.
1 Psych555 2019-07-26
There's no way to photoshop this to make him uglier, that's how ugly this troglodyte is.
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-26
What the fuck happened to this twink?