Don’t forget about the fact that he won’t shut the fuck up about being recovering alcoholic who gets on people for having a good time in front of him. Oh you had a few drinks as a teenager and did some stupid shit like EVERY teenage male did? God he sucks.
I wonder what he’d have done if Kelsey of the Princess had married him and insisted on decorating the house like an adult. Would he move all of his gay celebrity photos to his man cave, and brood while looking at the live laugh love stencil above the kitchen sink?
He doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs, he doesn't eat, he isn't into any popular culture aside from old 1970s rock bands, he doesn't go to movies, watch TV or read, he's tiny and bald with a pudgy flaccid body, he takes anti-HIV drugs and has spent several decades talking about patronizing prostitutes and engaging in weird deviant sex.
Other than that, though, it's a real mystery why he has so much trouble attracting hot young women in their 20s.
"Hey baby, wanna go up to my place for some almond slivers? We can listen to Bark At The Moon while you shove things up my ass then hold me as I softly cry after prematurely ejaculating all over my pale mushy white belly. Ahh, fuck you, stuck-up bitch."
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1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-07-26
Not even a teenager, a tween.
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-26
His new tour is just Kreep.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-07-26
He's also 5'2 with an egg shaped head and talks openly about his constant sex with gay male prostitutes. These young girls are missing out.
1 Corey8706 2019-07-26
Don’t forget about the fact that he won’t shut the fuck up about being recovering alcoholic who gets on people for having a good time in front of him. Oh you had a few drinks as a teenager and did some stupid shit like EVERY teenage male did? God he sucks.
1 MemoryofADream 2019-07-26
Not only is he a “recovering alcoholic” but also judges people who aren’t sober. That’s what 22 year old girls like, right?
1 Jungies 2019-07-26
That's a bit generous, don't you think?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-26
Yeah it's shaped more like a lopsided peanut
🥜
1 HahaIHaveNoIdea 2019-07-26
I wonder what he’d have done if Kelsey of the Princess had married him and insisted on decorating the house like an adult. Would he move all of his gay celebrity photos to his man cave, and brood while looking at the live laugh love stencil above the kitchen sink?
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-26
Of course he would. He'd have the same look he gave DL Hughley while he passes her the mashed potatoes.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-26
Potato whites
1 MonsterSteve 2019-07-26
He would get REAL dark and look at the knife drawer
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-26
He doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs, he doesn't eat, he isn't into any popular culture aside from old 1970s rock bands, he doesn't go to movies, watch TV or read, he's tiny and bald with a pudgy flaccid body, he takes anti-HIV drugs and has spent several decades talking about patronizing prostitutes and engaging in weird deviant sex.
Other than that, though, it's a real mystery why he has so much trouble attracting hot young women in their 20s.
1 Corey8706 2019-07-26
Summed up better than I could have.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-26
"Hey baby, wanna go up to my place for some almond slivers? We can listen to Bark At The Moon while you shove things up my ass then hold me as I softly cry after prematurely ejaculating all over my pale mushy white belly. Ahh, fuck you, stuck-up bitch."
1 suirogerg 2019-07-26
Genuinely.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-26
His penis also doesn't get hard
1 bigbird911 2019-07-26
It’s a tough one, man
1 MeloDied4OurSins 2019-07-26
I love how I can check out of what Jim Norton is up to for years and come back and it’s always the same shit.
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-26
I wish there was a truly demented soul here who set fire to his apartment just for the sub fame.
1 Corey8706 2019-07-26
You won’t need that. Here is how I see his demise going:
clenching his chest
“Sam! I think I’m having a heart attack! One of those interns motherfucked me and gave me egg yolks.”
Sam: “Heahhahahaeehahahha! You don’t like having heart attacks Jim? Heeahahahaeehahaha.”
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-26
The Year 2064:
Artie wakes up to start another day
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-26
What about the fact that he’s ugly?? Inside and out
1 Peckas1 2019-07-26
Google would kill his chances anyways.
1 suirogerg 2019-07-26
This man is a plain Jane.
1 marionssilverplatter 2019-07-26
That’s absurdly generous.
1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-07-26
He stole 60k from a bunch of braindead truckers so add dishonest piece of shit in there as well.