I DID NOTHING WRONG! IT’S NEVER MY FAULT. THEY’RE JUST MAD I’M HAVING A GREAT TIME!!!

113  2019-07-26 by Officer_McGrady

25 comments

He looked so weird and waxy in this interview.

That's what skin looks like during mild alcohol withdrawals. Seriously.

Honey glazed soy sauce

Glazed in ladyboy jizz

Amphetamines

Pedophile shape shifting lizard demon. God damn this nigga is so greasy. Disturbing.

Sending out 6 tweets a minute in an unhinged tweet storm during an hour and a half dinner at a restaurant while on vacation with your alleged "girl"friend is everybody's idea of a great time, right?

"I am having a GREAT time, but allow me to take a moment to tweet about a totally unrelated news story I saw that angered me."

*triggered

Don't worry, it's just a parody account and should be treated as such

HAHA HOLY SHIT THIS CORRADO SOPRANO 4 IS HILARIOUS!

why wouldnt he want to have a great time

All of this stuff probably wouldn't be so disturbing if he was killing it with his current show, but sadly for him it's just a giant festering pile of no-effort dogshit that no one in their right mind would even consider paying to see.

every alpha male I know where's pink polka dot shirts

He’s unapologetically masculine about shoving vibrating eggs up his ass.

Always matches them with his shirts

All he had to do to continue making money with SXM was to not drop the word nigger. What an idiot

Deep space is less black than that hair dye

His hair is so black Colin Flaherty started writing a book about it.

Individually Placed Follicle Dye Good

Half as many uppercase letters as 9 year olds Anthony has jerked off to last night.

How do you make it to 60 years old and still dress yourself like a retarded middle schooler in 2003

Richard Simmons lookin ass nigga

We're all intimidated by his unapologetic manliness!

HA HA! HO-LEE SHIT!