Legally speaking, you're a retard.

Subpoena!!

I thought you were fucking off again, Joe. Lmfao.

You read this fucking sub each day and downvote people cause you get so pissy over nothing.

Sure man. What are all those DMCAs I keep hearing about?

Oh yeah, those videos about you from Beige were hilarious. I watched the whole Demented World series again, and it felt strange not being able to see your hilarity play out on People's Court in context.

You're a proven liar about practically everything in your life. Father of four, eh? You downvoting ass mug.

He bragged on air about beating a polygraph test when the small business he was working for knew he was stealing from them.

u/doxxer100 you exhibit evert trait you outspokenly hate. Project much?

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Hey Joe, where's your dd214 and how's your weight loss going?

Crickets from the moon cricket

That's... that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me.

The fact that your harshest insults at worst bemuse posters here and at best compliment them should give you pause, stupid

I bet!

A meme is born

I bet!

How does it feel to know that, with death coming for you in at least 5-10 years, you will leave no great impact on this world with anything that you've ever created as a 'musician'?

5-10 months*

That'd be bad for the sub. We always need new lolcow material.

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No one rationalizes it like that, how do you miss the point so badly every single time? This is simply a place that notices your lies, contradictions, hypocrisy, incompetence and bovine inability to stop humiliating yourself. Stop dong those things and all this ends.

He came on reddit "fists unclenched" almost 5 years ago and he still hasn't learned a damming thing.

Certainly with his asshole unclenched after the Big Apple Ranch

Strictly speaking, Reddit came on Joe

Asking Joe to stop dong is like asking a cat not to purr.

Shut up, you geriatric retard.

I thought you said Generic Retard. Also true

Joe no matter how aloof you try to seem it's super obvious this bothers the shit out of you

Way to formulate a thought, stupid

Can cows have strokes? I think he’s having one.

https://cattletoday.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=108871

https://cattletoday.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=108871

Joe... what you don’t realize is it is fun to make fun of you. You constantly put yourself into situations that make you look stupid and we enjoy your buffoonery. You come at this sub and then delete everything once we call you on it which makes it worse for you. You act like you don’t give a fuck but then you double down every time. We aren’t obsessed...you are. We were happily mocking Norton and the you came back. You have Stockholm Syndrome.

That's what these people don't want accept. Nobody's jealous. People put 10 minutes per day at the very maximum posting here. It's just hilarious seeing Joe sperg out at the slightest criticism

No one tries to make you look stupid. You are simply so stupid that everything you say and do can be easily & effectively mocked. Face it, the sub wins every time you interact with or even think of it.

We take what you give us Joe. As the man solely responsible for the creation of O&A, you should know this.

No one works hard, especially not you since you don't work hard at anything. You humiliating yourself is your natural state, and effortless for us to notice.

Why did you put "pile on" in quotation marks ?

No one works as hard at making you look stupid as you do.

Are you going to do a podcast or not?

hes too much a pussy

"It's actually AMAZEMENT at bewilderment"

wtf does that even mean?

It means Joe tries to look like he has a big vocabulary by unnecessarily adding multiple descriptors, but he's too lazy and dumb to arrange them into a coherent sentence.

at least he didn't put quotations around random words this time

It means he found the bottom of that Jamison bottle.

I'm telling you. The retard goes on thesaurus.com to make himself appear like he isn't a high school dropout

hes street smart you see

It's the BudLite talking.

Amazement at Bewilderment: My Glorious Career as a Rock Star with Blue Oyster Cult

I would legitimately pay to watch a Brother Joe and Scorch SuperShow

Scorch is better than that

He is in 90 cities

At least a dozen countries--- and London.

“It’s actually AMAZEMENT at bewilderment at...” let that sink in for a minute.

Don’t worry, Joe will delete this within the hour. High IQ.

You gotta admit the cow chewing to the audio of you outside Anthony's book signing that someone made earlier is pretty damn funny.

Link please

https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/chen1f/joe_asking_the_real_question/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I haven't laughed so hard at a post in a while.

us

Christ almighty, Joe. No one would even know about you if you didn't insist on blundering into your brother's business. You aren't Tranth, and it's beyond pathetic that you look up to that little ghoul.

Well he actually has to look down.

He's 6'1 you know.

you can't help yourself & it's actually hilarious, as opposed to your brother who hasn't been hilarious in the past decade.

He hasn't been hilarious on his own network, nor on Jim Norton's retarded cosplay podcast, nor anywhere else I've seen him, Legion of Skanks, Big Fat Jay's Roast, nowhere. I'm laughing at him, not with him. The same also applies to you, fatso.

He was hilarious on the Big Jay roast. Where the host asked him if it was his 1st time behind a microphone afterwards. So funny.

HERE

Yes here on earth, where did you think we were talking about?

He just hasn’t been hilarious HERE

if a 60 year old creep makes a joke on his podcast no one listens to, does it make a sound?

Joe, you don't know what funny is, you're usually too fucking stupid to understand the jokes.

You pretend that you're in U2 for a living. Shut the fuck up.

So why do you live in a shitty townhouse? Why do wear the same free promotional T-shirts all the time while Keith is out on his boat?

Tax dodging and child support dodging. Keeping up appearances.

Why do you lie? You post literally every aspect of your shitty life on social media, but have never posted anything with you playing for fans. If you had the footage your facebook feed would be plastered with it like a plastic bag convention.

Your tribute band is lame as fuck

You mean you've lost tens of thousands thanks to us lol. Where you playing next Joe?

So between that and your allowance from Ant, why do you have such cheap stuff?

Hey can you riddle me this? If you kicked Jeffrey Hollander out of AntH's "compound" that one and only time you met him, how or what was he doing at your house? And don't claim he was at Bobo's house...it's the same coloured paint on the pictures with your shitty guitars and drums kit.

Actually me and Bobo toured with BOC for 9 years, libtard

He was probably just there dropping off some Polaroids of shackled runaways. Whats the big deal?

that upsetting to read. do you give a fuck about your daughter?

Fuck you. Your words mean fuck all. We have the fucking picture you lying cocksucker. There's no way to talk yourself out of this situation. You let a convicted child toucher into your house around your own daughter because you're dangerously stupid. You should be put down.

Never spent a single minute socializing or even in the presence of that scumbag kid fucker.

That's a lie!!! We just saw pictures of you socializing and in the presence of AntH, from your 60th birthday party!!!

That material can be easily manipulated, your honor.

Subpoena for those live links!!!

Jesuss Chriist, you're a scumbag. Why would you invoke your daughter on a message board argument. Pathetic.

You fucking cocksucker piece of shit. I know you're lying

You just love the attention

Joe, when Kuhn originally got your gig cancelled, the vast majority of people here hated him for it, and thought it went too far. Everybody (like, legitimately 99.99% of us) were on your side.

Then you fed the trolls by going on the people's court.

You've caused all this shit from day 1 by constantly interacting with this place. You're a buffoon. A total buffoon. And that's why people hate you.

Admit it to yourself and own it. Oh the hypocrisy

Poor you. Act like a crying faggot some more, tubby

You just used term "mulatto." How can you claim you're not racist?

He'll claim he's half mulatto and that it's ok. He's fucking retarded.

You seem to think this fonner guy is well known here, what did he actually do? The only posts I've seen are hm asking the sub to go easy on you because you called him up all pissy-eyed, and you having nudes of him for some reason.

As for Kuhn, he got one shitty $1200 gig of yours cancelled and was called an asshole for doing it. You on the other hand openly gloated about the death of his child, as if it were karmically equivalent. Can you imagine what garbage you come off as with that kind of perspective?

Any underprivileged black kids you're giving free lessons to these days?

obsessed with us

First, who is "us"? Second, the only reason this place posts so much about you is that you seriously cannot shut the fuck up. People barely post about Opie. No one ever posts about Opie's brother (who is much, much more successful than you). Posts about Sam are very sparse. Most of the Jim posts are not deep or obsessive.

This place posts about you because you endlessly provide it with material. You've posted like fifty times here today alone. It has been drilled into your head over and over but you, true to your nature do not get it. You're just so, so goddamned stupid.

Don't make it aware that it's a massive joke. Don't ruin the bit. Let the retard speak.

You are giving him too much credit. He can't learn.

"Not look for a year"? How about a fucking week? Fuckhead you're on our dick with DMCAs and stupid ass comments every other fuckin day. All we have to do is post a little gif of you and you go apeshit just like we want.

Must be easy to go on bike rides when you don't have a job and are supported by family members well into your 60's

Your gf is a dusty fossil. Dry as a sack of potatoes.

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You are here multiple times a day. No one believes your bullshit here or in real life. The only difference is people in real life are more fake and polite to you.

How can we miss you if you don’t go away? Still waiting on a court summons fatso.

I really enjoy your posts each is dumber than the last. You truly are the biggest retard for a countless number of reasons and, unlike most people here, I don’t hate you for being so stupid - I appreciate it.

you complete me.

Here, Every post about you amazes and bewilders you to no end. To me, it’s something to do while I’ll shit on a Wednesday

We're not obsessed. We just like making fun of retards. And you are an endless well of retardation. The best part is how oblivious you are to your utter retardation. Retard.

Hi Joe remember when I called you earlier

Subpoena!

Listen some of us just like laughing at you. You’re hilariously dumb with cowlike features. You’re pretty much a mascot for idiot boomers. I agree though, the people typing up paragraphs about how angry they are, are just enraged baby boys

Joe - if you just came here and posted “I’m a retard” it would save you a lot of time and make the same point.

hey dummy this is the biggest audience youll ever have and you dont have two brain cells to spin this into podcasting gold.

a brother joe vs reddit podcast would skyrocket. rabid audience. seriously how fucking dumb are you

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No one is obsessed with you, Joe. Most people spend less than 5 minutes a day here while taking a shit. Because there are thousands of us, and hundreds online at any given time, it gives you the illusion that people are obsessed with you. Most of us dip in for a few minutes to giggle at whatever stupid shit of the day you said or poorly drawn cartoon of a black guy shitting on your face or whatever. It's funny to us because you take it so seriously. You're like an old man who runs out of his house in his pink underwear holding a loaded assault rifle and screaming like a maniac because some 12 year old kids threw a snowball at his window.

Shut up! 50 years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass! You can talk, you can talk, you can talk! You're brave now motherfucker!

Throw his ass out, he's a nigger! HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER! A NIGGER! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!

Good bot

Yay he's back

My cow talks now. He talks a lot, and he’s like “I’m talking, and there’s nothing anybody can do about it”. Then I have to say “faggot, you gotta shut up”.

I'm not obsessed with the Cumios one bit. I just enjoy a sixty year old man have a nervous breakdown over some dumb shit on Reddit. His life would be infinitely more simple if he didn't visit this site, but he can't help himself.

Joe, you are a nigger cunt faggot fuckface retarded bitch boy cow shit eating cocksucker. You are also a self hating gay black pedophile who enjoys kidnapping babies, stretching their anuses open with a sceptulum, then putting your entire head inside their ass and feasting on their insides while they are still alive.

Poor lil feller

Finally...the Rocket has come back...to reddit. You know joe, the Rocket has been listening for a few weeks. Listening and trying to understand just what makes a schlemiel like you come back here over and over again. And the Rocket thinks he knows what it is. Your undying desire to be famous, without being exceptional in any way, has warped your brain. You truly think that you can somehow get the best of these people, though you have proven over and over again that you can’t. Now the Rocket knows you aren’t smart enough to stop on your own, so the Rocket is going to be nice to you. I’ll put my gelt on the line against your reddit career. I win, you admit your place as a moo cow and go on home. You win, the Rocket’s massive gelt is all yours. So joe, don’t be a candy cunt, sign the contract, meet The Rocket in the ring, get hit with the Red Glare, and go on home. It’s what is best for you. If you feeeeeeeeeeel, what the Rocket...is launching.

Nice title typo, stupid.

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"It's actually AMAZEMENT at bewilderment at how many of you there are obsessed with us"

High school drop out, folks

"What you do here is not normal" Blinding amount of irony. Internet trolls have existed since the Internet itself, but I've never seen someone continuously come back for beatings more than you have. The most notorious Internet laughingstocks don't routinely go straight to the source and fan the fire for months on end. Hundreds of people trash you daily, and you cant do anything about it, yet you keep coming back. What the fuck is the matter with you?

This is exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. You replied to my comment, then went back and edited it to make it even stupider. The fact that you went back and added "I gnaw at your nerves with this knowledge and logic" is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen a 60 year old do. You're a high-school dropout crack addict petty criminal, Joe, you're not phasing me or anyone on this site no matter what you say. You're walking, talking, living material. You exist and we make fun of you. That's your life now. Go bang your mummy girlfriend, raise her shitty children for her, hang out with racist pedophile brother, none of it fucking matters. You live in a world of shit until we decide you don't. The fact that months have gone by and you're still bothered by us stands testament.

Boomers made nothing possible. You guys destroyed social security and were the epitome of selfishness. That generation will be looked at much more horrifically than any other

this subreddit has more subscribers than your brother's podcast does

You’re one of the reasons this country has become what it has and continues to devolve into every day.

Yes, Joe, it's us here on this subreddit who are the true scumbags who've ruined the country, what with our taking 10 minutes out of our respective day to tease you. (Your words, mind you. "Anonymously teasing")

The nation definitely would be a lot better if we were all model citizens like yourself, a man with low testosterone who can't get his daughter to school on time, smashed his ex's face in with a frying pan, uses racial epithets on Twitter then deletes them and denies it, smoked freebase with his mother, didn't visit that same mother while she was wasting away from Alzheimer's, immediately called out that mother for being a filthy liberal in what should've been a touching FB 'eulogy' post, speeds while driving in the breakdown lane, has never had a real job in his life, peeled potatoes in the military to prevent himself from going to jail and was then dishonorably discharged, and invited a pedo into his house (two, if you count AntH).

Yes, Joe, you truly are the beacon, the shining star, Mr. John Q. Public, that we should've all striven to be more like growing up.

Kill yourself, you cud-chewing boomer faggot.

tl;dr Mooo moo moomoo moooooo

Joe, if the general public knew what we did here to you and your child grooming brother we'd all get the goddamn congressional medal of honor. If U2, Journey, or any of the other bands whose music you ape knew who you were and what you're all about they'd never let you prance on stage like a faggot pretending you're in their bands ever again.

You bring up "mental illness" a lot when referencing this sub as if it's some sort of trump card. Do you honestly not see the mental illness in your own life? Your brother is an ephebophile, you're both substance dependent, he was sexually abused as a child, you both grew up watching (and later committing) domestic violence, and you're both so emotionally stunted that when your mother got sick, you just pretended she was already dead. And that's just the obvious shit that you guys felt comfortable putting out there! Add to that the fact that your life is so devoid of meaning that you keep coming back to a place where people mock everything you do just because you can't resist the attention even when it's only ever negative.

MOO MOO MOO I LIKE COCKS MOO MOO

No effect on your life whatsoever, right?

Did you remember to feed nana today?

Boomer Faggot.

Nice solo, stupid.

Tits or GTFO

Joseph Cumia put his now-dead tribute band in jeapordy by trespassing and stealing food from a friend of the venue owner. I have an email to prove it.

Hey Joe thanks for all the content you give this sub. We wouldn’t make fun of you if you were not such a reliable lol cow you dumb piece of shit. Say hi to mommy for me.

Someone missed a serving of ham cubes and got cranky, I see.

I see summer rerun season is happening on here.

You make a post like this a few times a year.

It's actually amazement? You're drunk, old man. Shush.

Hey Joe , do you think Anthony is a closeted homosexual? I think he is. I theorize that he started pretending to like girls as a young teen and developed his idea of what an attractive girl looked like. His attraction to teen girls never changed or matured because there was never an actual attraction anyway. Add this to the fact that he settled with his ex-wife in his divorce so she wouldn’t take the stand and talk about their sex life. Do you think he gave up millions of dollars without a fight because she was going to talk about all the FFM thresomes they were having? Threesomes that he then went on the radio and talked about many times. I don’t think so. There was man on man action going on in that marriage bed and I think you know it. Your father knew Ant was a queer from a very young age. It drove the poor man to become a drunk. A poor wife-beating, family leaving , racist and criminal drunk. At least he would have been proud of you Joe. You may be an abusive , cos-playing leach who has done nothing with his life but you’ve never sucked a cock. Right?