I tell ya Joe Rogan, the crowd went bananas. Just tremendous. Went home to my 90yr old girlfriend and fucked her brains out dog. Joe, she squirt so much we had to change the sheets! I mean I was a fucking savage! Skin like leatha', pussy like butta'.True story Joe Rogan.

62  2019-07-24 by DrSvarheeny

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Lucy Squirtbush

F. Murraty Abraham lookin Mother Fucker

I wonder how long Joe spent in the makeup chair before his triumphant TV debut. The first round was probably a mortician and a spackle bucket just to raise him to the level of a relatively fresh corpse.

these tl;dr threads are fucking awful but upvoted for the photoshop

I love how Joey Diaz is unironically "whiter" than the Cumias due to his Spanish European ancestry.

Ruiz, too. The Cumias' obsession with whiteness is absurd