Let me tell ya Joe Rogan, back in 83' in North Jersey I was the biggest cocksucka you ever seen dog. I mean I was a fucking savage! Genuinely. I'd tell you if I wasn't dog! Fucking snorted 3 grams of powdered sugar, me and Stanley man. Threw hot oil on a bitch. My hand to God. I was crazy Joe Rogan

63  2019-07-24 by DrSvarheeny

19 comments

1  ElFaporino 2019-07-24

Personality Jim

1  DrSvarheeny 2019-07-24

I drank fawkin 3 Budwisaz and went outta my mind Joe Rogan. Back in those days you could get a 6-pack and bottle of mustard for under 10 bucks. Tremendous. I was one wild muthafucka. Smoked half a joint and these guys from the old neighborhood started calling me Toast.

1  BananasAndBlow1976 2019-07-24

I can't believe he put the "Toast" shit out there like it was cool. Also, I'm pretty sure he came up with his own nickname.

1  lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-24

He sure did. Especially considering this came out 15 years into radio, after he told pretty much every story about himself that existed.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-24

Haha Joey Diaz can be condensed into just a mouth and nose

Excellent

1  RealElMaximo 2019-07-24

“Dat’s all I need to snort blow and eat da monkey, Joe Rogan.”

1  KPIH 2019-07-24

Terrifying

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-24

It rained fuckin monsters, dawg. I shit you not.

1  senselessdegenerate 2019-07-24

He pissed in my mouth, Joe Rogan.

1  AlanSmithee23 2019-07-24

Looks like a Batman Villain.

1  TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-07-24

If he sneezes we're all dead

1  RamonFrunkis 2019-07-24

This is some excellent work. Horrifying, reminds me of the 'zipper face' zombie makeup. I also fffawkin LOVE this bit.

1  AntsFailingCareer 2019-07-24

99% of his stories were bullshit. Yeah, maybe your friend put his hand in dogshit once and you all giggled, but he expects us to believe they drove round drinking, pissing in cups and throwing it at people, throwing hot oil at people? This brooding little Clockwork Orange shirt wearing living with his parents until his mid thirties worm?

1  Kurt_Love 2019-07-24

When he brought on the dead friend's half retarded older brother, who was allegedly the guy driving them around for all of this, he didn't confirm one fucking thing.

1  anorock13 2019-07-24

Good lord.

1  of_lower_stock 2019-07-24

Heyyyyy, Jimmy finally got his chin!

1  SlimAustin 2019-07-24

Haunted image.

1  fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-07-24

We practiced Brazilian jujitsu in my dead grandmother’s basement she had a copy of Johnny we hardly knew ye

1  fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-07-24

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