tldr: moooooooooooooo

Udder nonsense.

It's pasture bedtime Joe

He's really milking his '15 minutes'

Who deleted it ? I was just refreshing the comments and now it’s gone.

JoeH did. He pussied out and ran away... again.

Ah ha ha. He truly is the worst.

So any of these people will vouch for joe and back up his story, right? Should we try to get in contact with them?

That's using your noggin.

Noted racist and violent white supremacist Joe Cumia has been going around saying he's best friends with the band and is being considered as a member, is this true? I always thought BOC was an inclusive band for all rock and roll lovers, regardless of ethnicity, religion or sexuality. I'm deeply disappointed and will be informing all media outlets if this is true.

Don't forget admitted pedophile. He never denied it

I'm gonna send this to VICE. I used to work there I have an editor friend, this is a great story actually. BOC recruiting white supremacists into their band.

Thank you for your service

Richie (dude that did the 'throat slash') interacts with fans and the public all the time through his various social media. I think I'll send him an email and get his take.

Thank you for your service.

I really hope he isn't supportive of convicted woman beater and friend of David Duke, the well known violent racist Joe Cumia. I expected better from the guitarist of BOC. Truly shocking to know he approves of Joe's hateful rhetoric.

If he has nice things to say then I just won't post his response.

....after filling him in on the racism, misogyny, pedophilia, pedophilia....

I actually will give you a break on this, Joe

I accept your explanation.

I also agree that if half the shit you said there is true, that's pretty rad.

You win this round.

Except in 2001 O and A were already in NY not MA, they had already made a name for themselves at that point. In fact they had been in NY since 98. You’d think a founding member of Opie and Anthony would have known that.

Fair enough.

I guess it was just believable enough that I gave him the benefit of the doubt.

How quickly the worm turns though! I've smashed Joe every day in a row, multiple times per day, for at least 17 months in a row. Where's my fucking parade?

You should know better than anyone else a Joe Cumia face turn will happen when Amy Schumers fly.

Fuck you.

I'll fuck you til you love me boy

Get off the drugs

It's alcohol and I'm beginning to pretend that I'm trying

You've been drinking again haven't you?

Fuck you. And the horse you rode in on. And the whole cavalry behind ya

He's too stupid to know that he gets opportunities out of pity. He's the special needs kid that gets to score a touchdown. Keep it up Joe. Everyone is proud of you.

Joe, if there was any truth to these tales of Chad Smith playing with 2U or meeting Bill Murray, Aida Turturro etc you'd have some sort of proof & you would've already tried to use this previously if there was any truth to it at all. You can't help yourself you delusional cunt.

"(Jay was Anthony's only" get" re: band stuff)"

Christ Joe, he's been the one funding your horse-shit for years. Like he fucking needs to give you any more help than you've already had you dumb deadbeat. Want him to wipe your ass & suck your fucking cock too?

As one of the originators of the Opie & Anthony show, you would have thought he could have used his music connections to bring in guests.

wipe your ass & suck your fucking cock too

The ol' Two-Shirt Special

From a POC

that's the name of Joe's BOC tribute band

He's been performing music for how many years and those are his greatest experiences? Most of his musical career has been spent playing gigs in near empty parking lots in front of bored people in lawn chairs while plastic bags flutter about in the wind. We aren't impressed, Joe. We're never going to be. Imagine taking the kind of abuse this retard has taken over the years and still hoping to win us over.

The rest of you rhetoric has all been easily ignored for weeks...

And yet your chubby little hooves have been poised over the DMCA button for weeks.

If we're telling band stories, I too played a private gig with Bill Murray on vocals, Slash on lead and Keith Moon an drums (turned out he'd faked his own death to get out of the limelight). Anyhow, I was getting thirsty so I turned to Keith and said "Who do I have to fuck to get a drink around here?" (I figured he'd know!) and he says "that guy" and points to the bartender - who was Jesus Christ himself! He was turning water into wine, and bourbon, and anything else you wanted! It was great, all you had to do was pray for a drink to Him and whatever you wanted would appear in your hand! Later we all did shots out of the Holy Grail - it was awesome!

Obviously there are no photos of this gig - it was at my girlfriend's folk's place (you don't know her, she lives in Canada) and her folks are very private people, but let me tell you it was a hell of a night!

Afterwards I got a ride home on Elon Musk's personal Triceratops.

Elon Musk has a triceratops? Fucking rad!

You see the humor in this story comes from how exaggerated the characters in it are. And if you didn't get the joke at first just stick around for a while! You'll never believe what Elon Musk drives away on 🤣

Wait until Joe tells you about his smoking hot girlfriend up in Canada.

She isn’t as hot as my girlfriend that goes to a different school

I bet she squirts (pisses the bed)

I gotta hand it to Joe, he may be the best content creator we’ve got. One long winded mostly false essay can last this sub weeks.

Honestly, Anthony's final heart attack can come already. He has zero else to contribute and Joe grazing around without an allowance would be a nice send off for the vile Cumia brothers.

Ten years from now, they’ll both be dumped in a nursing home. Anthony yelling “Where’s my fucking gun?” To a nurse and Joe yelling “SUBPOENA!” in the corner by himself.

I taped it all, but when my buddy dropped the camcorder the tape fell out and we just threw it out immediately.

My friend was there and videotaped the whole thing but he fell out of the closet and the tape broke. Honest.

He spent the last 2 days writing this.

Do you think he gets Carol to help him with these long important posts? I bet he does.

Probably his daughter. "Baby, Daddy needs your little typing fingers... and please make a waterfall into his mouth again."

Let me tell you redditards how WRONG you ARE and how MUCH this "doesn't get to me" as they say, by writing ANOTHER manifesto.

I'm WINNING by not having a job to "provide" for my daughter and RELYING on charity from my younger brother. Hahahahaha redditards.

I too wish I lived the life of a woman, where someone else pays for all of my shit and I spend the whole day on social media

Except the guy slashes across his throat, points at Joe and Joe's guitar gets turned off. You can see his fat fingers attempting to shred at the end with no sound from the amp that was previously blaring. Bovine dunce

What a hilarious lie, I thought the first time he wrote it he acknowledged the ridiculousness of it and deleted it. No, he seriously thinks this visibly frustrated guy was communicating to a guitarist that Joe was a guitar god. I honestly can't tell if he believes this.

It seems like Joeh is the type of guy who can hold two completely contradictory perspectives and not see the problem with that. It's like he believes he's trolling but also totally believes his lies at the same time.

Joe might actually be autistic.

You were an acquaintance of Eric Bloom when you were 15? Google has him at 74 years old. You just had your 60th. When you were 15, he was 29 and had already released two Billboard-charting albums. Don Roesser was 26. What were they doing getting acquainted with a 15 year old? Bullshit right out of the gate.

Also, you lie about everything, up to and including whether or not you are bald versus just shaving your head, so there's zero reason to believe any of this. You even lied under People's Court oath, and that oath is sacred.

What were they doing getting acquainted with a 15 year old?

Jeffrey Epstein, comment?

He even lies about the amount of children he has

Who're you gonna believe? Her, or a veteran and a father of four?

Not just any veteran. A 6' 1" veteran.

He's probably lying about be 6'1 also.

More egregious was him insulting the stunning gilf judge. I pray an Italian shoots his knees.

Hilarious when the stupid try to lie

Has anyone here ever played at an open mic?

Joe is your normal guitarist that will show up. Except those guys are usually toting a Les Paul and Blackstar Amp. I'm sure Joe has a huge pedal board with every MX effect under the sun.

So, when Whipping Post, Mustang Sally, etc, etc cranks up, this is the time for the "guitarist" to shine. Which usually results in over the top volume, out of time, and about 1 minute of a shit solo.

Oh yea, can't forget the bowling shirts. With little Fender guitars on it.

Savage post redditard. Joe uses a shitty multi-effect pedal that has everything built in and sounds like dog shit. “Just like Eric” to spring for the $200 big boy pedal.

They're great when you're 3 years into casually playing alone in your bedroom.

I was on board until his claims of riding choppers with the Teutuls.

Are you really bragging about playing with a cast member of Orange County Choppers?

Don't forget Lisa Lisa from Cult Jam, who no one has even thought about for 30 years. Things are so bad for her these days that she's down to just one Lisa.

Wasn't she the one who did "Buffalo Stance"?

What a delusional, name-dropping queer.

Verbose faggot

With this determination and vibrancy he should be running Compound Media

EVERYONE LOOK HOW NOT BOTHERED I AM

Too bad comments and rating is disabled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBpznR5p-S0

Yeah that's gonna be a big YIKES from me dawg

Aida Turturro has come to see Almost Journey and 2U multiple times

She heard there was a real life Janice Soprano and had to see it to believe it.

i tried to be on big brother this season.. will try again next season wish me luck :)

I'm honestly thinking this might be Kass' last year.

Fresh eyes, hopefully better casts because this years sucks.

i watched last season meh

If you haven't watched this season don't start. Fucking dud.

Delicious

Shut up, stupid.

Shut up, stupid.

How does he not have a single photograph to back any of this up?

Bill Murray COMP’D his bud lights. Joe is living the dream guys. I gtg cry in my moms basement. Oh wait, I own a home that my brother didn’t pay for. I’m gonna go try out the lawn mower that I PAID CASH for

Like the username. Looper...DIGITECH looper.

David Foster Cumia needs 4,000 words to let everyone know how he doesn't care what you think.

Incompetent Jest

Infinite Pest

A Supposedly Fun Thing They'll Never Let Me Do Again

Not so brief interviews with hideous men

Consider The Slob-ster.

Surreal, But it happened.

This could be used to describe much of the Cumia family history.

I can't believe after all the theatrics and DMCAs he actually came back yet again. What a fucking asshole. I skimmed the drivel, he's trying to say he was friends with famous guitarists when he was 15? I'll bet he was. Loser

That is some Joe Piscopo-level name dropping, especially seeing as the vast majority are D-list touring musicians. Very impressive resume Joe Moomia, excited to see the heights your career will go to in the next/last year of your life.

IM GOING TO KEEP THIS SHORT

The insane narcissism of Joe, thinking a nigga is gonna read that wall of meaningless text

lol that was actually blue oyster cult he was playing with? I always assume he's just on stage with other cosplay faggots.

tldr: (Charlie Brown adult voice)

I'm surprised he didn't bring up his relationship with Tom Carvel, who was amazed at how much better Joe's milk tasted compared to all of the other cow's milk he'd tested over the years.

"I played a marathon acoustice set with Jay Mohr" I would maybe have left that one out. Did someone drum on his wife's snare tight plastic surgery skin?

Big Ol' Cocks

That's a lot of words for a post that's just getting deleted 10 minutes after it goes up

Liar.

If there were a couple hundred people there then why were only a few of them clapping?

He wasnt saying turn up you fat mongoloid. He was twisting to the left which means down. And you apologized for it, but did nothing to fix it. And fuck off with your no bum notes. Yeah, you managed to play the main riff successfully, but so can most 15 year olds with a year of playing experience. Your guitar fell out of tune and your solo was sloppy. It was average at best. If you listen back to thinking it was a stellar, professional performance, and not an average attempt by a mediocre musician, then there is truly no hope for you.

Joe forgot to add the part about him being a faggot.

Joe forgot to mention that he got kicked out of Alcatraz for beating up the prisoners too much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH2tUgKiFaA

That was in 2001, right around the time Ant was making a name with Opie up up in MA

.....in 2001, they were on WNEW...IN NY...

They would get fired for the Sex For Sam 3 shit in 2002...IN NY...

Either Joe is a liar, or senile.

Also: Say "up" again, stupid.

Oh we know for sure he's a liar

"This famous bass player told me about an opening but this other famous bass player got it." This absolute fucking idiot actually thought he was in the running. He thinks it was a neck-and-neck race between him and this other bass player who had played with legendary bands. Did your "schedules clash" Joe?

Another text wall I'm not gonna read all the way through. Joe, you faggot, if you wanna get your point across, do it in just a few sentences. Dummy.

While I agree, in theory...I’m not gonna lie. I get excited when I see a new wall of Joe text, and I read every hilarious word.

Knowing Joe is reading this thread is a good bit

My eyes aren't garbage cans sir.

Is he doing a Joey Diaz impression? Cause old fat joey feels way more sincere than him

Mooooo many words. Not reading it.