You also hit your wife with a frying pan. Your greatest hit.

You're an awful liar, Joe.

You have no moral compass, so you don't know the difference between the truth and a lie.

And you're still an awful liar.

due to lack of morality

Pretty rich coming from a lifelong scumbag like you. Some ribbing about the facts of your life is NOTHING compared to abandoning your mother for the last 5 years of her life. The cartoonish characterization you spew about Alzheimers has nothing to do with the reality your mom endured.

My family and I cared for my Grandpa through 10 years of the awful decline of dementia until he died of it. There are no words to express the vile cowardice, and complete absence of morals you displayed by leaving your mom to rot alone. I saw so many pitiable people in extended care literally dying for the company of their children. I couldn't imagine what type of scum would abandon their parents. Turns out they were just a bunch of Cumias.

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You still lie about being a veteran. You went to basic training, got discharged, and you use your basic training photo as proof of being airborne. Your CAC card was taken upon discharge, and your DD214 will prove it. There's a reason why you can't provide nothing more than your basic training photo

A popular misconception that everyone except you agreed was the truth. There's verifiable proof that you and your brother both assault women and yet neither of you take responsibility for it and try to diminish the incidents. That's pretty despicable.

OMG drop some more irrelevant old white people names I'm soooo impressed

Jeffrey Hollander

Another lie.

And then invited him over to your place?

Haha he always forgets that part.

Then blamed retarded Bobo

So you're admitting Anthony regularly associated with Jeffery in his own home?

You smoked crack with your mother ya low testosterone homosexual.

Anthony wanted to take a child to dinner maybe even kiss her.

That’s a Fact.

”Hey, you! Get your damn hands off of him!”

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/u/theblueawning what say you, Danny?

I say Joe is barely an afterthought. He was only around on holidays and events. He wasn't a character on the show. He would just call in to plug gigs. This was how it would go down every time he'd call:

Opie: Who's on the hotline?

Producer: Brother Joe.

Opie: Ugh, what does HEEEEEE want.....

Every. Single. Time.

/u/doxxer100 won’t say shit to this. He knows it’s true.

Are you kidding? You're comedy gold, dude.

I don't have a nickname to designate my relation to the talent.

You know he’s (rightfully) just gonna show us all the message right? You really think he’s gonna say oh boy a private message! Better not share this with everyone on the sub to enjoy.

And I'll post it here and reply here:

"I never had any issues with you. You definitely brought some guy to the house that stole from Anthony, snuck into his room, grabbed some cash.. racked his .40 cal and freaked out... caught on camera.. you remember that I’m sure. Maybe I had that clown mixed up with Hollander, I never spent a minute with Hollander. He was a name I’d hear once in a blue. If I saw him on the street today I wouldn’t know him. The cunt was unknown to me until I was made aware of his past and kicked him out. And You know full well how the “Brother Joe” name started. Opie called me that and it stuck. I didn’t use the name until I incorporated. That was for the purpose of recognition by association. If I had that pedo douchebag mixed up with your thief douchebag I apologize for the mistake. I honestly thought they were one in the same. Also, I chronologically associate the time period that you hung out with Ant with the time period I’d hear the name Kurt Love. Maybe that was where I got confused. Other than that I don’t have shit to say to you. Anthony was good to you. My whole family was good to you. Ultimately, you chose not to reciprocate."

Yes, my old ex-friend tried to rob Anthony. We were close friends as teenagers and kept in touch. If I even THOUGHT that would happen, I wouldn't be friendly with the guy let alone invite him over.

Kurt Love was some fan I saw at Sirius one day. That's my full relationship with him UNTIL I went over to your brothers house one day and there he was with Bobo's 16 year old sister and her friend. Red solo cups. Swimwear. Kurt Love then improperly touched both teens at the same time. I left, and the next day looked up Kurt's real name and saw he was a registered sex offender for the forced sodomy of a 13 year old. That's when I stopped chilliing with your brother. Yes your famiy was indeed good to me. So good in fact, I just might have visited them while they were dying for years. I want you to take a good hard look at your little bro and his tendencies. He straight up told me about the molestation that occured in his theater with a 14 year old girl. I thought he was just talking shit, but then the Kurt Love thing and THEN I actually found out from the alledged victim so, there's that also. If you're saying that I'm a jerkoff for ditching your pedo brother, I guess I'm a jerkoff. Dude would date a different 17 year old every day of the week if he could, but he'd NEVER be sexual with a child! Nope! Not even after telling a national audiance that he'd fuck "the right 13 year old". It's not just me who knows Joe. Did you ever read Stetten's blog post? Did you ever talk to Dani Brand? Other ex's that you knew for years? Don't drag my name through the mud because your brother fingers children.

EVERYBODY GETS TO GO TO EUROPE !

actually respond you dolt, this guy just accused your brother of a serious crime and all you have is a response that looks like it was written by the 14 year we’re talking about. these “rumors” aren’t going away

He cant respond, it’s true.

Are you staying or going?

That’s the kind of salient response that’s sure to win an argument. He just gave a detailed accusation of your brother being a pedophile, and the best defense you can muster up had a wacky face emoji

That's where someone whose brother isn't a pedophile would post evidence disproving those claims.

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"Hey Layla say hi to Uncle Kurt".

Please let me know if I'm misremembering this, but didn't Keith tell you about Anthony and an underage girl in like Cleveland or something?

She wasn't underage. Just too drunk to leave. She was married and was having second thoughts about cheating but from what Keith told me he wouldn't let her.

Ah, so kidnapping and regular rape and not just statutory. What a charming man he is.

Well, he has a pool. So yes to the charming part.

if anthony was relevant he would've been metoo'd long ago

"One in the same"

His stupidity is staggering

Again, for emphasis, Joe denies knowingly hanging out with Kurt Love. He limits it to "hearing his name," but the nigga was at his house.

Joe, come the fuck clean. You were friends.

It says right there in the post you were a recurring CHARACTER ON THE SHOW, therefore topical to this sub and A PUBLIC FIGURE. And here you are abusing Reddit's reporting system AGAIN (u/theblueawning, dipshit reported your post), like you do every day and night since you fucking live here. Get a fucking job, you welfare mooching loser.

Can I get back to you with my opinion when I get off my real life job where I’m gainfully employed later?

christ don’t pull a 6’1 thing here no one will let you live it down

I care?

Says guy who writes thousand word dissertations to the sub and then deletes them out of shame.

Nobody is frustrated, you talentless faggot. Go get a real job, music isn’t for you. You should have figured that out by 1993.

Real frustrating lmao

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Joe just lives to frustrate us, he is the ultimate troll. He is also everyone’s favorite bottom at the Big Apple Ranch, where he subsists solely on cum on days when the squirting crypt keeper is out of town seeing her strapping black bull.

Mooo.

Except no one is frustrated, just amused at your unending humiliating bufoonery. Yet another non-victory in the Joseph lane.

Keeping it short and sweet as usual.

He can't because he can barely use English.

Can someone do a TLDR

Nigga you write novels and working people like me can't stop what they're doing to read your long winded posts.

Cut them short, you know like people who are under 6' 1"

"Writing" is a word I wouldn't use when Joe attempts to express his thoughts.

TLDR

Joe's delusional.

Donald Roeser

Eric Bloom

Greg Smith

Danny Miranda

Kasim Sulton

Bill Murray

Jay Mohr

Adam Ferrara

Lisa Lisa from

Chad Smith

Aida Turturro

Paul Teutel Jr.

Paul Sr.

That's the essence of it, the rest is just fluff

What a name dropping loser

Why haven't you edited this post yet?

That would require him re-reading his bullshit, and even Joe knows how painful that is.

Joe, you're not a good writer (or "story teller" for those whose first language is not English). Delusional!

You are literally the worst writer I've ever seen. Everything you write are dishonest narratives where you try to present yourself as something you're not, and it's transparently obvious to anyone with a brain. Your cringeworthy attempts at humor and and using unnatural vocabulary that you think makes you sound smart is a big part of this. No one believes your dumb stories, but everyone can see why you're writing them. Because only in fiction are you anything other than a fat, dumb, unlovable, cowardly failure.

Joe, please stop coming here. Merely not participating while still lurking isn’t healthy for you. I understand that when the trolls get a gig or two cancelled here or there, it doesn’t hurt your overall livelihood, but why do you still do this to yourself? If you lose a few hundred dollars over a lost gig, that’s Christmas presents, birthday parties, and a few steak dinners or whatever you guys like down the drain. Also, what about your band members and their kids? You know the only reason the sub rips on you so hard is that you are the only person who still feeds the trolls. You gotta leave and let this place die on its own, man. Not just stop posting, you need to stop even looking at it.

Ghost town? I have a perfect cut out of Jim Norton that I can photoshop into hundreds historical events. I can also spin a really good yarn related to Joey Diaz lying.

We don't need Joe. Everything here is cyclical and Joe just happens to be the flavor of the week again.

Half the posts here are Joe posts, which I don’t even mind apart from people getting his gigs cancelled. That being said, people are gonna eventually get bored of shitting on associates of a 5-years-cancelled radio show who either don’t know this place still exists or who completely ignore it and haven’t participated in years.

You vile hog

Faggot

sorry dude your mic crapped out

Why can you clearly be seen saying "I'm sorry?" if, as you claim, you were doing such a good job?

You shit the bed in every single way in this video. You stepped on and annoyed your heroes. You choked. That is what people reacted to. There is nothing “delusional” about it.

What’s your current weight, Joe?

Anyone can do it

Pics please

Maybe you shoulda stuck to writing more queer fiction about your brother & Sue:

"Sure!! I heard that You were there pushing his ass with every affectionate pump of his prized love muscle. Wait it gets better faggot, keep reading, you’ll be erect in a jiffy...

... Then you reached down ever so slowly to grab his COCK with sweaty palms and steadily increasing breath in anticipation of tonguing the tight yet supple asshole of the queer man/boy/girl until you couldn’t take the excitement anymore...it was then that you realized your long time fantasy of being with your RADIO GOD and his little gay penis bearing titty-boy and blew your load... You had arrived!!! You made your biggest sexual dream come true.. (THEN YOU OPENED YOUR EYES IN PANERA BREADS EMPLOYEE BATHROOM WITH A HAND FULL OF YOUR OWN GOO AND WENT BACK TO MAKING SANDWICHES. Without washing. You fucking pig."

Please go away and never come back. Let this place die before your kids get social media accounts and start getting attacked. Why you feel the need to one-up a bunch of anonymous people who don’t give a shit about you who either despise you or take pleasure in mocking you is beyond me. You would think a guy whose internet posting have costed him dozens of paid gigs would be smart enough not to continue feeding the trolls.

Fuck off, leech.

If you do leave youll only be lurking until you come back because you are desperate for attention.

Joe can you please do an AMA?

Joe, why do you need to lie? Are you trying to compensate for your little brother's lucky success while you get scraps from the table? Are you so sad about living in the shadow of your brother.

Everything you wrote is absolutely NOT true?

Maybe you should've used the time it took to write that drivel more wisely, like searching the help wanted as for a job.

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FUCK YEAH GUITARZAN!!!

Until your gigs get canceled

Especially when the rest of the band literally turns your guitar off while you're in the middle of fat fingered shredding.

"Anyone can do it"

Oh like you said about losing weight? You tubby bastard.

In 1975, I walked Bob Dylan up on stage. Who the fuck are you?

Why don't you go fuck yourself Joe

the gift that keeps on mooing.

Joe, no matter how hard you try to improve your writing skills, you will never make sense.

Fine with me. I enjoy my planets that hang over and spin in circles as I'm napping.

There will be plenty more videos!

Joe. You always come back. As you proved here. You are obsessed and pathetic.

Your stupidity flows out of your mouth like milk coming out of a cow's udder. Keep it up.

Get a job!

I don’t know why they chose that one. I would have went with Flaming Telepaths myself.