Ant debuts "The Cumia Prance" on the rainbow float at this year's Pride festival

271  2019-07-24 by FairStretch

54 comments

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-24

❤

I like how 1 shirt is the same as going shirtless for him

Bravo

1  iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-07-24

All he needs is his father's golden shower and hes truely in paradise

1  I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-07-24

Asssalamilikeem

1  Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2019-07-24

Just chillin, fuckin.....dassabessdoe

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-24

He's a pantsless Disney character, like Donald Duck.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-24

Donald Cuck

1  SpeckofCoppah 2019-07-24

Repulsive and hilarious. Bravooo burp

1  flip0pilf 2019-07-24

Ant is so gay

1  I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-07-24

He's such a poofter.

1  senselessdegenerate 2019-07-24

He’s a faggot.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-24

He enjoys the company of men.

1  kingship75 2019-07-24

Who doesn't?

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-24

Well...

1  bornrevolution 2019-07-24

Unmarried man in his 60s

*Fez voice* I’m still looking 😉

1  J-Bradley1 2019-07-24

A little "light in the loafers"

1  iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-07-24

Absolute masterpiece

1  StentFeznor 2019-07-24

Springing this serious gourmet shit on us!

1  aRTie02150 2019-07-24

This is phenomenal work. Nailed Anthony's jawline

1  McGowan9 2019-07-24

This belongs in the Louvre.

1  dmix 2019-07-24

I want this on my wall but my girlfriend already hates my hobbies

1  Populer_lar 2019-07-24

We're the proud boys...

1  BergStonewall 2019-07-24

Uhuru!

1  CumpoundMedia 2019-07-24

Awful hair, awful face, tits, Bud Light gut and Sue Lightnings package from top to bottom. All that is missing is Mommy's shoes, but other than that it is spot on.

1  Nigger_jimbo 2019-07-24

Its only missing piss mist spraying down

1  LamarThePotato 2019-07-24

Please print it and send it to Roslyn Heights.

1  Uncle_Brothaman 2019-07-24

Where's the Nana Bot and the obligatory "Ha Ha Ha-Holeeee shit!"

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-24

Obscurity

1  toe_trigger 2019-07-24

"Back off, this ain't your float."

1  Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-24

*Pride float

1  BergStonewall 2019-07-24

Has this been tweeted at his account yet? Surely the person running that would see the humor in it and join us here for a laugh.

1  Gene_Creemers 2019-07-24

Ecstatic, prancing Nana is my favorite Nana.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-24

The Cumia Prance is just fantastic

1  thaghoulbobeatman 2019-07-24

A goddamn masterpiece.

I can smell the used and battered asshole wafting from that float.

Kudos!

1  Vawsh 2019-07-24

Oh, stahp!

1  anonimescu 2019-07-24

I'm stunned by how accurately you portrayed the skinny fat bloated beer alkie body type.

Some people on this sub who have been on what seem like a permanent booze haze since December are starting to develop this type after almost looking like the guy in the middle. Where the fuck are my gainz?!Fuck!!!

Cumia is currently resetting all his security system passwords.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-24

Starting to

Clearly the rest of you lack dedication to "the bit".

1  dj_dad_dick 2019-07-24

When I read "Ant debutes" I thought for a second that he actually came up with some kind of new content and I spit my coffee out

1  SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-07-24

Justneedtologin is that you?

1  of_lower_stock 2019-07-24

This fucking sub, man. This fucking sub.

1  Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-07-24

The previous subs had theor own 'classic' artworks that defined them- this is ours.

1  SirSodomy 2019-07-24

AHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

bangs 9 year old

1  warchief1978 2019-07-24

The pepperoni nipples really make it come to life.

1  I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-07-24

I hate my life but this made me so happy.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-24

Hang in there buddy. Take joy and solice in that we make others miserable.

1  kingship75 2019-07-24

It's better to light one candle and shove it up your ass.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-24

See, this guy gets it.

1  PlugsandLifts 2019-07-24

This place has legit MS Paint masters.

1  RacksDiciprine 2019-07-24

Brilliant

1  ReDMeridiaN 2019-07-24

Ant’s the old queer who pays for everything so the young studs will hang around and party with him.

I’m sure he gets them nice and sauced before they agree to tear his dirty old backside up, but even then it’s like pushing toothpaste back into the tube. Of course, that doesn’t stop Anthony from acting like a lust filled bitch in heat.

1  Skip4play 2019-07-24

Like a gayer Alfred Molina in Boogie Nights.

1  NickApleas 2019-07-24

I don't use CSS but this should be in the sidebar.

1  StuntPeckah 2019-07-24

People throw around the word "epic" but...

1  MonsterSteve 2019-07-24

I love how Ant has no dick or ball bulge

1  Shoryue 2019-07-24

Stop. Nana time!