Fuckin red gatorades and turkey sandwiches for days, Joe Rogan.

Hang on, cocksuckas, I'm gonna take it the other direction:

There I was, front fuckin row at the BOC concert, Joe Rogan. Now these guys were well past their prime, Joe Rogan, but they coult still fawkin shred. Swear on my mudda, Joe Rogan.

You'll neva believe what happens, dawg. Listen to this: they invited this guy up on stage to play a song with 'em.

Now it took me only a split-second to notice it was that fuckin guitarist Joseph Cumia from Almost Journey. The Journey tribute band, Joe Rogan. This guy is like a regular Beethoven on the guitar, dawg. I saw 59 of his shows, man.

Just then I put 11 M&M's in my right nostril, Joe Rogan. I was FUCKED UP dawg!

I had a Tootsie Roll and I was on Cloud Fuckin Nine, Joe Rogan.

This Joey Cum gets up on stage and he fuckin proceeded to put on a masterclass. The guys in the band kept goin "Turn it up, bro! Turn it up! He was, honest to God, better than Hendrix that night, dawg.

All the Blue Oyster Cult guys were beggin him to join their band, but he hadda blow em off, Joe Rogan.

He hadda date wit da Fif Element.

Joe Rogan the singer looked me in the eyes and I shit you not, says in hushed voice "joe rogan" wheezing laugh

Ol’ Joey six tits doesn’t get down like that, Joe Rogan.

Maybe joe will let blue oyster cult join his blue oyster cult cover band