r/opieandanthonyxyz: I ever tell you about the time I fucked Jim Norton up the ass, Joe Rogan? Craziest thing, I needed some quick cash for the monkey, right? I throw on a wig, jump on Craig’s List, next thing I know I’m in the alley behind the Cellar balls deep in this worm! Fucker tried to marry me, swear ta God!

I ever tell you about the time I fucked Jim Norton up the ass, Joe Rogan? Craziest thing, I needed some quick cash for the monkey, right? I throw on a wig, jump on Craig’s List, next thing I know I’m in the alley behind the Cellar balls deep in this worm! Fucker tried to marry me, swear ta God!

25 2019-07-24 by TheElDan

2 comments

1 JimsJarOfMustard 2019-07-24

Wheezy cough It's crazy how something like Craig's List exists. You can literally go on there and buy anything. Imagine bringing someone from 1950 to now and showing them that. They'd be shitting themselves. Like we have shit that would make someone in the 1950's shit themselves. Jaime, look up 1950's people.

1 suirogerg 2019-07-24

Literally a cocksuckah, Joe Rogan.