"Hang up on that caller! He tried to motherfuck me while I'm explaining Crash again!"
"Ha ha ha, he's like Jaws and you're Quint, Yimmy!"
"Yeah, I'm just like Robert Shaw. He pays to suck on peckers under skirts late at night too, right?"
"Ha ha ha! Holy shit! Peckers! Robert Shaw! Ha ha ha!"
sounds of Candy Crush playing
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7 comments
1 TrollmassaGeneral 2019-07-23
Opie’s as funny as he ever was. Unlike the other two.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-23
Boy is that a back-handed compliment.
1 sprimusp 2019-07-23
Looked like a model while treading water for his life.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-07-23
"MR FAVERSHAAAAAAAAAM!"
HAHA, HOLY SHIT!
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-23
The Opster doesn’t have time for 38 year old references.
The man has the pulse of the people. When one works an hour a week, you gotta have those 2019 references.
1 Uncle_Brothaman 2019-07-23
Lotta good ship steering in Jaws...
1 StentFeznor 2019-07-23
"Hang up on that caller! He tried to motherfuck me while I'm explaining Crash again!"
"Ha ha ha, he's like Jaws and you're Quint, Yimmy!"
"Yeah, I'm just like Robert Shaw. He pays to suck on peckers under skirts late at night too, right?"
"Ha ha ha! Holy shit! Peckers! Robert Shaw! Ha ha ha!"
sounds of Candy Crush playing
(Reddit admins please note that this is both fictional and satirical in nature and I am in no way trying to legitimately pass myself off as a defunct radio show.)