He made his girlfriend Sue Lightning take my virginity from me when I was 13 years old because I was so shy. It was awesome but it was kinda painful when she started pegging me. It was an overall good experience. After I got laid we mixed up chemicals and free based cocaine with the other family members. He told me free basing was for Tunisian/Italians and crack was for golfers only. Fond memories of growing up with Uncle Tony two shirts. One time he even taught me how to shit in a spackle bucket. So many great memories and I have to say he did enjoy the company of many young beautiful women. His favorite age was between 13-15. The catch me outside girl was his favorite. We would also joke about not going to visit his mother who had dementia because it made Uncle Tony sad. One night I threw a plate of spaghetti up against the wall and really motherfucked him because he lost a radio gig that helped support me, Bovine Joe and Bovine Joe's ex wife. I had to beat his ass occasionally especially when he would chase me around the compound with the vibrating eggs.

Thanks. I will be sure to shit all over your next post even if it's good. Have a blessed day.

I'm stoned and being silly sir.

You could just downvote and keep it moving. I guess you think you can pick on me like you do Joe Cumia but I'm not a Bovine.

Well good job. Best described as a piece of shit with an airborne hat.