Joe thought that Blue Oyster Cult debacle would be a charming anecdote for his hard-rocking brand.

57  2019-07-23 by TriangleDimes

"I was rocking out too hard and they told me to turn it down, but I had to give the people what they wanted! I even improvised a little bit, you should have seen the look on their faces."

10 comments

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-07-23

Oh my God you are 100% correct.

Joseph Cumia, yet again proving, that he is, incontrovertibly: an udder boob.

1  Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-07-23

You mean an utter udder.

1  TriangleDimes 2019-07-23

He legitimately believes he is more "real" than them, out there in the trenches, and he saw what appeared to be a younger guy and wanted to put him in his place.

1  Jungies 2019-07-23

You forgot the bit about how grateful they were to have him on-stage, even if it was only one song; and how they thanked him for his military service.

3  InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-23

They were planning to go on a dinner date later that evening, but their schedules ultimately clashed.

1  praise_st_mel 2019-07-23

And they love his height.

1  TriangleDimes 2019-07-23

'A VETERAN, and FATHER, in a "Call of Duty" shirt flashing the peace sign? Suck on that, LIBTARDS.'

1  ReDMeridiaN 2019-07-23

He thought it would be like that Mark Wahlberg movie where he gets up to the stage and blows everyone away.

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-23

"You should have seen the look on their faces."

Joe actually thinks Blue Oyster Cult were amazed at how good his guitar playing was. You're a pathetic idiot, Joe. Delusion is the only thing keeping you from suicide.

1  anorock13 2019-07-23

But CAN enter into contracts!