Joe thought that Blue Oyster Cult debacle would be a charming anecdote for his hard-rocking brand.
57 2019-07-23 by TriangleDimes
"I was rocking out too hard and they told me to turn it down, but I had to give the people what they wanted! I even improvised a little bit, you should have seen the look on their faces."
10 comments
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-07-23
Oh my God you are 100% correct.
Joseph Cumia, yet again proving, that he is, incontrovertibly: an udder boob.
1 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-07-23
You mean an utter udder.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-23
He legitimately believes he is more "real" than them, out there in the trenches, and he saw what appeared to be a younger guy and wanted to put him in his place.
1 Jungies 2019-07-23
You forgot the bit about how grateful they were to have him on-stage, even if it was only one song; and how they thanked him for his military service.
3 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-23
They were planning to go on a dinner date later that evening, but their schedules ultimately clashed.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-07-23
And they love his height.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-23
'A VETERAN, and FATHER, in a "Call of Duty" shirt flashing the peace sign? Suck on that, LIBTARDS.'
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-07-23
He thought it would be like that Mark Wahlberg movie where he gets up to the stage and blows everyone away.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-23
"You should have seen the look on their faces."
Joe actually thinks Blue Oyster Cult were amazed at how good his guitar playing was. You're a pathetic idiot, Joe. Delusion is the only thing keeping you from suicide.
1 anorock13 2019-07-23
But CAN enter into contracts!