So so so so so because I repeatedly fucked up one of your songs, that means I’m not good enough to join the band? It’s because I’m 6’1”, isn’t it?

40  2019-07-23 by pashow84

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I clearly remember an old show where Anthony said that BOC loved Joe, and wanted him to join and play bass. The only problem was that he was too tall. Granted these guys are pretty short, but I'm sure that's just what they told him because they didn't wanna make a retard cry.

Ant must truly be afraid of Joe or at least manipulated. He sings Bovine's praises for years and I can't think of a single thing Joe's done for Ant but take

Dude, the man handed a legend named Gregg a cassette tape. What do YOU do for a living, character?

He basically mixed the whole thing

Makes total sense that you don’t know about anything I’ve done for Anthony, but Anthony does and that’s all that matters.

What's my name, Joey? How's that case going? Got any juicy info on me?

Joe if this doesn't bother why did you post the Cease & Desist?

his well crafted reply is, he sends the C/D to "get one over on us". As i pointed out here though, he's just adding more things to enjoy by doing it. https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/cn2h2r/short_answer_i_do_the_dmcas_to_get_one_over_on/ew7cu6v/?context=3 .

The only thing he could do that would bother us is to stop providing funny content.

You fuckers are thick headed. Again...

Because I enjoy fucking with the people who fuck with me and mine. It’s simple. The 10 or so individuals with 5 or so alts who are the principle, active, shit-posting sociopaths with no other outlet than this silly place, say you enjoy laughing at my supposed stupidity and lack of skill on the interwebs.

I simply enjoy receiving emails with DMCA takedowns completed or seeing a “(deleted)” regarding user/post/comment.

Lookin kids, One day we’ll all have a beer together and laugh at all of this!! No hard feelings?!?! Hahaha!! Oh, this gets better every day!!! Enjoy!

PS- No, I’m not drinking. Straight as a pin. Just in a great mood!

Well we use this as an outlet cause we aren't PHONIES and try to start a shitty podcast. We also wouldn't try to write shitty parody songs either.

so you're admitting its an attention thing, huh?

Ol' Puppet Master Joey does it again.

"PS- No, I’m not drinking. Straight as a pin. Just in a great mood!"

Wow! what a fucking faggot.

Joe, please don't ever stop posting here. Your comments are so much more funny than the shit that others post about you.

I simply enjoy receiving emails with DMCA takedowns completed or seeing a “(deleted)” regarding user/post/comment.

You realize you're admitting to a crime, right?

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"This gets better every day" yes, it does. For us. Posture all you want, you go apeshit whenever anybody points out how shit your life is. We laugh at you, you keep replying in your typical retarded boomer fashion, and the cycle goes on. Keep pretending like it doesn't bother you, you're more see-through than glass

It's illegal to file that many DMCA's, btw

"PS- No, I’m not drinking. Straight as a pin. Just in a great mood!"

I would have stuck with the drinking angle. Because now it means you're just fucking retarded.

You take his money and do everything you can to cover up his plethora of child-related crimes. We already know what your vile ass does for Anthony, you lowlife piece of shit

I got a handy from your sister and mama San at the local rub and tug this morning. They did it together for a $20 bill. They’re not bad! I’m sure you already know. Xiexie!

Layla will read all this shit someday and laugh at you for being the worst dad ever. You know that, right?

Wait till she sees the documentary...

From his sister AND mother? Damn. You know how you can get a few fans? Drop some more Danny dirt. You pushed his shit in the other day when you call him out for his cucking, more of that type of heat is what's needed for that little weasel.

Tell everyone my name, Joey. You have the info, no? You wouldn't lie. You're a veteran and a father. Tell everyone who I am.

FATHER OF 4!

SUBPOENA, you fucking hack.

Let's break down your horseshit. You claimed to have all my personal information and it was only a matter of time before I got what was coming to me, but you also think that I'm Asian based on my username. You're a dumb motherfucker, Joe. You just proved that you don't know jack shit about me, meaning I can continue saying whatever the fuck I want about you and you can't do shit to me.

P.S. I pinned Dawn's legs back and fucked her until she couldn't take it anymore. Have fun using Anthony's 60K to raise my child along with Carol's.

Your sister and mom would have done it for free

So you cheated on your girlfriend? You seem like a shitty person.

Carols a low rent bar fly thats completely blown out.

Anthony rewrote lyrics to an Otis Redding song....what exactly did you do again?

What did you do for Anthony Joe let's be honest. Did you give him a ride to meet Opie when they kicked it off? Even in RotGut he carried your at best ok guitar playing ass. You are a FRAUD.

Oh please. You spend all day every day on here bragging about yourself, but we’re supposed to believe that whatever you supposedly did for Anthony that warranted a lifetime salary is some sacred state secret? That is absolutely laughable.

I remember when you came outside during Anthony's book signing yelling "I'm Anthony Cumia's brother. Anyone have anything they want to say to me". You sacrificed yourself for Ant giving this sub a great gif and meme from that little display. Well done

Everyone has a higher purpose sir

"MY BROTHER IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST"

Are you going to expose me, Joey? What's my IP address? Name?

192.168.1.1 see you in court REDDITARD!

you don’t know about anything I’ve done for Anthony

The only thing you've done for your pedophilic brother is drain his bank account to the tune of $60,000 a year. I would be embarrassed to ask my younger brother for $20 but here you are being a pathetic loser actually depending on a yearly handout.

And once again, dude: no one on earth envies you. You're in a cover band. You're unemployed. You're fat. You're ugly. You've never accomplished anything. You're incredibly stupid. You're racist. You're one of the biggest fucking losers I've ever known of. There is absolutely nothing to be envious about. Join reality.

Watching old men bounce around playing "rock star" really is just fucking uncomfortable to watch, no matter how influential or capable they were decades ago. Watching someone look at that and think "Holy shit, I wanna be them!" is even sadder.