Cigarettes are the only thing I've ever been addicted to and at this point I've just resigned to the fact that I'll never be able to quit and they will probably kill me.
That's stupid. There's vapes that are basically safe as houses and you still get nicotine. Yes, you'll have to come out of the closet and admit you're gay, but you shouldn't let a fuck like SpaceEdge ruin your life.
Every time I encounter a guy vaping in public my immediate thought is "fag". Also, that shit will apparently give you popcorn lung so you're fucked either way. I have a $300 vape for weed and I never use it because when I want to smoke something I want to smoke it. Vaping isn't the same.
Popcorn lung is only if a certain chemical is in it.
I don't care if it's the same, it gives you the nicotine you crave (which itself is probably poisonous but what are you gonna do?) And it has the added bonus that compared to cigarettes it's fairly harmless.
Anyway who can say how you'll go out. Sometimes a guy who never smoked one puff dies of lung cancer.
So do whatever you want I guess
But Im killing myself with alcohol and I wish there was some way I could still get the effect of being drunk without the organ damage.
In the words of one Master Slim Shady, "be smart, don't be a retard."
I let John Cazale blow me on the set of The Godfather but I couldn't cum so I guess I'm only a little gay.
I may be an alcoholic too but I don't think so. If I'm really busy I can go a week or more without it really bothering me but when I'm not I binge drink every day I can even though I don't need to. It makes me happy until I'm puking blood the next day.
What is it about these cheap, tacky fruits that they only wear free promotional t-shirts?! Anya Marina is friends with one of the blonde comics with the hilarious tits, I think Nikki Glaser. The two of them came on several times.
Jim loves it for the rainbow cum because trannies, pervert, I'm a closet queer XDXD
"I drank a wine cooler and I was rude to my parents. That was rock, bottom, and I had to go right to rehab." Gasps from the AA crowd at how low he really sunk.
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1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-23
Cigarettes are the only thing I've ever been addicted to and at this point I've just resigned to the fact that I'll never be able to quit and they will probably kill me.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-07-23
That's stupid. There's vapes that are basically safe as houses and you still get nicotine. Yes, you'll have to come out of the closet and admit you're gay, but you shouldn't let a fuck like SpaceEdge ruin your life.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-23
Every time I encounter a guy vaping in public my immediate thought is "fag". Also, that shit will apparently give you popcorn lung so you're fucked either way. I have a $300 vape for weed and I never use it because when I want to smoke something I want to smoke it. Vaping isn't the same.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-07-23
I already said you'd have to come out.
Popcorn lung is only if a certain chemical is in it.
I don't care if it's the same, it gives you the nicotine you crave (which itself is probably poisonous but what are you gonna do?) And it has the added bonus that compared to cigarettes it's fairly harmless.
Anyway who can say how you'll go out. Sometimes a guy who never smoked one puff dies of lung cancer.
So do whatever you want I guess
But Im killing myself with alcohol and I wish there was some way I could still get the effect of being drunk without the organ damage.
In the words of one Master Slim Shady, "be smart, don't be a retard."
Sir, I went full retard.
And I regret it. Don't follow me into the abyss.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-23
I let John Cazale blow me on the set of The Godfather but I couldn't cum so I guess I'm only a little gay.
I may be an alcoholic too but I don't think so. If I'm really busy I can go a week or more without it really bothering me but when I'm not I binge drink every day I can even though I don't need to. It makes me happy until I'm puking blood the next day.
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-07-23
he was pretty ugly. I couldn't cum either.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-23
I agree with that and the blood puke thing.
Listen here, Abe. The blood puke thing is what put Bill in the Freezer.
Get your spookhouse in order for your second death.
1 Phkna1 2019-07-23
Hi Meryl I always knew you were really a man
1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-23
I quit a year ago by using a vape but I’m still sucking that robot dick all day anyway, nicotine is a real motherfucker
1 JudgeHolden00 2019-07-23
If its wasnt a real motherfucker youd honestly tell us thought, right?
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-23
he genuinely would
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-07-23
Who goes first, you or /u/thirtymiligrams?
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-23
What is it about these cheap, tacky fruits that they only wear free promotional t-shirts?! Anya Marina is friends with one of the blonde comics with the hilarious tits, I think Nikki Glaser. The two of them came on several times.
Jim loves it for the rainbow cum because trannies, pervert, I'm a closet queer XDXD
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-23
This sub makes me feel very boring and semi normal.
1 Phkna1 2019-07-23
"I drank a wine cooler and I was rude to my parents. That was rock, bottom, and I had to go right to rehab." Gasps from the AA crowd at how low he really sunk.
1 UnclePaulsSoul 2019-07-23
I imagine more of them yawned at him.