Got motherfucked by Gertie the pet piggo. Bit my ass on the leg. Who wants pork chops? Made me scream Antwon Kumias name in vain.

0  2019-07-23 by floatingoften

6 comments

Are you an absolute pussy or am I missing a joke?

Well I don't enjoy getting bit on the leg by a nasty ass pig in the morning but I've had serious injuries. It scared me more than anything else. I have rods and plates in my lower spine so by comparison it wasn't shit. Are you an absolute cocksucker or am I missing something. Fucking Jew Reddit name. Motherfuck you.

What kind of response did you expect?

"I'm so sorry this happened to you. Thoughts and prayers."

First of all, you're both right.

Pig bites can be much worse: correct.

Being bitten by a pig even if it's not very bad still hurts and is not desirable: correct

You're both absolute pussies and cocksuckers: correct


Second of all, be nice Abe. Direct your anger outwards, stupid. Also, love you miss you.

I changed my name to get roles in Hollywood. I served in the Hitler Youth and I have a swastika tattoo on my chest.

Dude I'm just messing around. Why so serious sir? It was just suprising because she is normally chill and I feed her every morning. lol