Have you ever wanted a gif of the lead singer of Blue Oyster Cult telling Joe to turn down his guitar while he obliviously continues to hammer on it? Well today's your lucky day

252  2019-07-23 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

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Gives him the volume knob hand gesture while telling him aloud to turn it down. Even appeals to him with a palm-up "c'mon, dude" but nope. Everything sails over Joe's head.

It should be noted that this video was filmed by members of this sub and not Joe. It's not on youtube, especially on Joe's channel, so he cannot prove ownership. Can't DCMA what you don't own and didn't film, Joe.

The fact that one of our members covertly did this, right in front of Joe, should be praised.

The guy reportedly fingered Carol as he filmed. She never squirter harder.

Joe the cuckold.

Mongo the bull.

''what are you fingering today, mongo?''

Did he had to hang his fingers out of his car windows

Used to have video evidence posted here, but Joe had it pulled down.

Joes tacky Italian plastic covered sofa was a slip n slide when he got home.

"Blue Oyster Cunt".

Dont Fear The Waffle

Must have had a lot of draft beers

Where did the squirting thing come from? Is this another piece of idiocy joe tried to brag about?

Lol Joe got upset that people were making fun of Carol's advanced age and calling her a grandma with a bone dry cunt.

He thought he'd come here and big dick everybody by letting us know that yes, she was in fact a grandma; a sexy grandma that would also squirt during sex so we were very mistaken about her "dry" pussy.

Can you imagine being her or one of her children and findind out that her retarded boyfriend came here to this cesspool of a place and proclaimed her a "squirter?"

Oh god that’s incredible. Joe is a golden goose of stupidity. Does anyone have a screenshot?

Vurry good

Yeah, people where calling her a dried up leather bag. So Joe had to prove us wrong by mentioning how she's a squirter.

6'1" fingers

Was it a sub member? Joe had the video on his YouTube for years before anyone noticed. I'm guessing crypt keeper Carol filmed it.

why would he listen to some hack who writes and performs his own songs? Joe is a PROFESSIONAL.

Why was Joe up there to begin with?

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”Hey, buddy. Turn it down. What’re ‘ya doin’?”

brutally obvious to everyone for miles around...everyone except Sir Moo A Lot

"Sorry, I'm 'ere to do rock 'n' roll, yeah?" - Joe Brent

" turn it down? More like turn it up "

He really motherfucked him playing at Max volume. He must have turned it up to 11.

Just like when the bar staff at johnny's daiquiris demands he turns it down and won't give gross carol a table.

And they should know that his Irish coffee should be COMP'D!

He normally tips big for comp'd drinks, too. Your loss, libtards!!

Even if i only buy 1 drink i still tip 10, I am not a famous guy who pretends to be someone esle and my little brother dosent give me money for fucking my daughter. Should i go brag on the internet joe?

That's twelve whole dollars out of Joe's very pocket!

He must be "amped" up from the carbs in his comp'd sub.

I’m burnin, I’m burnin for mooooooooooooooo

The Rolling Stones look like shit.

Imagine the sounds his hooves make while plunking away on that Chinese knock-off guitar

Idk if that’s a Chinese knock off, since it’s BOC’s guitar. However, Joe played it like it was his own, in typical Cumia fashion, and failed to respect that older guitars often lose their tune when played too hard.

Gibsons are known for their shitty tuning stability.

idk i think Slash and other guitarists prefer playing Gibsons from the 1950s so this prolly isn't 100% true idk

As are Koomias.

We have boots on the ground. Glorious.

PEST ARMY 🤘😎🤘

Like when Tommy Lee Jones told Jim Carrey "I cannot sanction your buffoonery."

He had to turn it down himself 2 or so minutes in.

Hope there’s video

Mother of God .... And he walked right past Joe as if he wasn't even there after he finished turning the knob(s).

Go, go, Clodzilla!

Cuck Dharma.

Needs more cow brain

Just a couple of equals in the biz jammin’. Joe must have delusions of grandeur similar to those of Jim Morton.

Oblivious lumbering oaf

The singer is so visibly irritated and Joe doesn't notice! God what a cow

The singer is on in ear monitors and still can tell he’s too loud

he's also picking up Joe's guitar through his vocal mike

his amp is even drowning out the Front of House PA speakers

He just keeps on getting fatter.

Poor Layla. Every other dad has a real job and provides for their family. Her dad had to become a professional cos player. Fucking Loser.

Bovine idiot thinks he's being complimented

Haha ho-lee-shit. I didnt know this had even happened. What a dunce.

SUBPOENA HAHAHA HAHA HOLY SHIT

I didn’t know Tom leykis sang for BOC

Joe wore his nicest Call of Duty shirt

Only worn one other time since it was last washed!

ol eighty iq joe

Eric Bloom is 15 years older then Joe and looks younger then him.

What a fuckin autist. Seriously. You're a 60 year old "musician" whose been doing this shit for decades, and you can't read a basic social cue?

The lead singer of Blue Oyster Cult isn't too fat to tuck his shirt in... Joe, on the other hand...

Mr. Microphone Guy does not look terribly happy. I can just picture Josie the Cow thinking "Now's my big chance! If I shred right here & now with them on stage, maybe they'll hire me on the spot! And I've got some great ideas for an album cover!"

Eric Bloom used to be credited as playing "stun guitar". Joe plays " gunt guitar".

They didn’t want anymore cow bell

Nothing says don’t fear the reaper like cargo shorts

What a fucking retard.

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Should have grabbed him by the ears and screamed "TURN IT DOWN YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID" directly into his face, only way this dumbfuck would have gotten the message.

“Blew Sue Cult”

Not an ounce of musicianship. Fuckin' tool