At this point it’s obvious that all the stories of Ant smashing puss in his younger years were false, and in reality he can’t pull a chick on his own. Every relationship he’s ever had has been through the connection of another man. Even Dani was the fucking daughter of one of his friends. Sickening

Remember the episode with Olivia Mun where Anthony kept trying to mention his pool and curved the shit out of him? That’s how he really is with women, beta and insecure

I don't know about the Olivia Munn interview, but he tried the same shit with that porn whore whom Erick spanked really hard and Jim Jefferies wanted to rape. Besides the heated pool and jacuzzi lines, he HAD beer on tap!

Imagine the delusion you must live in to think that would impress LA women. No wonder he has to fuck kids.

It was painfully funny to hear him drool over those 4s they had as interns the summer he was fired. I remember the build up to the big bbq party at his McMansion. Utter trash.

And then the pictures that were posted from it where he is hanging on them and they are so uncomfortable.

Sydney could get it though.

I think the one wearing a burgundy or red shirt would have gotten it. But it was the desperation in his voice that was fucking pathetic.

He has no actual personality and hasn’t achieved anything in life (other than being a shock jock) so he just lists all the little toys he’s bought himself. This works better for the type of women that Ant usually goes for (underage girls) but actual women aren’t impressed by a fucking swimming pool and a dinosaur statue.

Yeah but can you afford to keep your pool heated in the winter??? He sounded like a retarded fucking asshole when he boasted about that.

He wouldn't be anywhere had it not been for the Opeseter, and he sells t-shirts mocking the guy. Ungrateful faggot.

Is there anyone Jim Jeffries doesn't intend to rape??

That Nanette fella?

He's been called sexy

He said his go to move to pick up chick in high school was to bring alcohol and mixers to parties so chicks would talk to him instead of the guy with cheap beer. With that knowledge and his reaction to two older men with health problems arguing in front of him as an adult male, think about any party you went to. The man has been paying other men to get drunk and fuck the women he wanted his whole life.

Don't forget he tried to break his arm once after a chick broke up with him, because he thought it would garner sympathy from her and she'd take him back.

Joe Rogan has an eye for that kind of masculinity.

I believe it’s referred to as “unapologetic”

Remember the episode with Olivia Mun where Anthony kept trying to mention his pool and she curved the shit out of him? That’s how he really is with women, beta and insecure

Hearing him try to talk to women on the radio really is some of the most cringey shit in existence. Don't forget the Belle Knox interview where Jim and Ant let her spew her infantile feminist principles for over an hour on their edgy, anti-PC radio show because they both wanted to rape her child-like body.

Some of the most telling instances come from Dani though. Even when he's letting some sloppy, greasy, ET-bodied skank have the run of his house, he can only keep her around by siphoning his money to her. When she wasn't at his house, she was living for free in the apartment he paid for. In the clip where he claims she's treating him "like a fucking nigger" in his own house, he mentions that she was literally taking his shit and just giving it away to people because she considered him a sad old man. But getting walked all over like that doesn't matter. Ant just accepted that he was going to lose money and possessions to keep this absolutely mediocre heroin addict around. Again, because she had the knobbly, fragile body of a child.

The night she found his anal egg and bit her, he was begging her to let him pay her to leave his house and go back to his apartment she also lived in. Sad.

We don't give Dani enough love

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You're thinking of Trav Dog (arf arf arf), his wife specifically came to NY to fuck Norton. And Travis the cuck married her.

Silly Goose on Cam !

And Jim also fucked, and Tranth was begging to fuck, that Ron and Fez whore Lilly.

I’m curious as to who downvoted this.

I’m only insulting homosexual radio faggots.

hoofbeats clatter away into the distance

I thought I was at a Knocked Loose show for a second.

ARF ARF

Jimmy No Mates

Counting Worms (there’s just one)

Nah Missy was some gutter magazine "writer" that Anthony fucked years but she went nuts and stole his cred card.....

Nah, she wasn't a writer. She had some low level gig at that leftist shithole Now This! News for a short time after Anthony dumped her for Dani and had her arrested after she burglarized his house.

She's just another fangirl who got Anthony's attention on Twitter and Facebook by buying a bengal kitten and posting photos of it to Anthony. He cheated on the teenager with her and (according to "Apology Girl") Missy stole some of the teenager's shit. Then Anthony cheated on Missy with Dani and Missy "Catshit Crazy" burglarized his house and trashed it, and Anthony had her arrested. Then Anthony took Missy back after he was arrested and back from "rehab" due to lack of options. Two losers obviously meant for each other.

What kinda man can not handle any type of women or girl in his own house or anywhere for that matter? What kinda guy in a mansion has to call the cops on a 115lb teen because he cant control the situation? Cumias need to die joe is bad but ant is a fag with money joe is just... no words for how stupid he is and gay.

one of the 3k in this sub needs to take one for the team and take out jim, sam, and the fagbro cumias.
I will put money on their books everymonth.

“Two loser obviously meant for each other” Says the historical orator on the manner. Jesus Christ

Really?https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/cgbs7k/yeah_i_get_it_man_im_listening_conquering/euieebg/

What? That guy’s got a huge piece.

I thought you were calling out my typo. Instead you really were white knighting Anthony's thief prostitute? Sad.

Nah, I stay drunkenly mistyping things. And I prefer the term “white wizarding”.

I don't understand why these delusional fangirl whores think they're going to be "the one" that Anthony falls in love with.

Besides, we all know Anthony is only paying Missy to be his beard. He's probably fucking trannies in his bed, while Missy is pumping iron next to them.

Nana can’t cum

I recently watched a clip of Ant reacting to Opie getting fired from Westwood One, in which he went into a tangent about how great his “parody” twitter account was doing so well, and how he got into a back and forth with Tom Arnold. Without a hint of irony or self awareness, he bragged about his killshot insult: “hows it feel to be Kinison’s sloppy seconds?”

he needs to be put down.

I like Tom Arnold. He's not really very funny but he seems like he's a real ass dude. He don't care who knows it when he goes piggin and he doesn't pretend to be a better comic like Colin. He's just Tom Arnold. Take it or leave it.

Jim Norton doesn't have "leftovers."