People love him. Not only do they watch his videos, they make it full screen to soak in all of that shirtless goodness. I seen it with my own eyes.

Why haven't you posted a pic of that pretty little puss of yours in ages

Well good news is I just lost my job so you'll be seeing a lot more of it

Are you about to go crazy again?

Aw that stinks

Losing your job, I mean. Not your pussy. Well, actually...

Please hold that heavy melanin head up! We need you around these parts.

The machine! lol. Imagine how much cocaine and food he stuffs in his face behind the scenes. Bet his coke,food, alcohol expenditures are several thousand a month.

And his love of hookers

Yeah but does he keep his shirt on? I'm not watching or laughing if his shirt is on. HAHA Fat without a shirt. Dude knows funny.

One can only hope, right fellas?

Russian Mafia Beefers

I hope they're cooking with overheated grease.

His fans INSIST on it....like they INSIST on hearing his Russian Mob story every time he takes the stage for the last 10 years.

(spoiler warning: his fans are in his Vodka drenched noggin)

He seems like a fun loving party animal. But the more he talks the more you realize he’s a creepy, cunning, calculating careerist. It doesn’t help that all he ever talks about is the “business”. A bullshit artist on the level of Joey Diaz. But Bert is worse because he’s a story topper. If you tell a bullshit story, he gets competitive and has to make up a better bullshit story. Bert sucks.

He took the Jim Belushi from Animal House persona. That Rolling Stone article is what propelled him to where he his today.

Bert = Tucker Max

Jim Belushi?

For get it, he's rolling.

The John du Pont of comedy

If you tell a bullshit story, he gets competitive and has to make up a better bullshit story.

I noticed this the one time I watched his podcast. While other people were telling stories he almost had a look of resentment on his face & gave them nothing. Just waiting for them to stop talking so he can one-up them with an even zanier more shirtless tale.

Fuck this faggot.

Whooooo did I tell you boys the one time I mixed beer and weed and I woke up with a dump truck I stole in my front yard the next morning?!

“more shirtless tale”

gotta niggas ribs

Heroin.

But did you hear his story about how he inadvertently helped the Russian mob rob a train?

No I didn't hear about that

I'll admit it. I really liked The Machine and his Tracy Morgan stories. Then I listened to anything else he did and realized he blew his wad in the first round of his career.

His brand of ”HOLY SHIT GUYS I TOOK OFF MY SHIRT AND EVERYTHINGS CRAAAAZY” humor is perfect for low IQ NPC retards that don’t want to think about anything

your taste in humor is literally Opie&Anthony

None of us have listened to either of those people for a decade

dont find him funny at all, and his high pitch screech gets grating fast.

You don't want to party with this guy? He'll probably do something completely zany that goes against social norms like take his shirt off at the bar! Now that's comedy 😂😂😂😂

He's a frat boy who's never been to college.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/bert-kreischer-the-undergraduate-240847/amp/

This was from 1997

7 years at Florida State, he only fucked 3 girls while he was there. Phony party animal.

Daddy could have afforded 8 years if he REALLY REALLY loved him.

Fat fucking failure.

He's an expert on the Russian mob who's never been to Russia.

All rogans cohorts stink

His Cawlmedy cohorts like Brendan Dassey Shaub are killers of comedy yo B.

Bert, put your Goddamn clothes back on

This guy Lingers Longer

Dude shirtless lmao

Oh, mainstream reddit adores him.

Go to r/askreddit and search for "favorite comedy bit" or whatever and the stupid machine thing always gets the most upvotes.

I hate reddit so much it makes my body ache.

Right? It’s embarrassing how much irrational hatred I have towards redditors. I really wish those fat autistic faggots would go do that Area 51 shit so the government can use them as target practice.

Did Jay take his gloves off to knead the dough?

I noticed he took them off at the end of his roast and Sal Vulcano was wearing them. Imagine taking a well worn pair of leather gloves right off two sweaty hands and putting your hands in them

He's not famous anymore. Views don't equal ticket sales.

If you decide to look it up, be sure to leave a "thumbs down" and a nasty comment.

WRONG! If you INSIST on watching, search for it on YouTube, right click->copy the URL, paste into something like Online Video Converter, and download.

Zero views, adds a search but also a bounce to their channel stats, and you can still comment incognito!

It may seem petty, but it's the best way to hit him where he lives.

The guy is OBSESSED with himself and his social media stats. He checks his Google Stats on a regular basis and games Youtube algorithms like he's Jake Paul. It was the original reason we started spelling his name wrong when we talked about him online....that way it wont count towards his mentions/stats.

He could be in 3 variations or parts of some 'Spring Break' wackball comedy. They go back in time to 1993 and he chugs bear from those beer helmets and then does a massive 'CannonBallllll' off a diving board.

And great and done, enough. Good be an iconic Summer comedy character for a while fantastic.

But holyyyyy shit and why does he never stop coming up on my YT recommendations like YT demands me to think this guy is the stuff!

I cannot imagine the fan, the person who can't wait, who watches every special and podcast. What poor soulless bastard is this?

he's a cryptojew

I normally don't say shit like this, but he's such a fuckin Jew. Other people mentioned it, but when he's not in "shirtless funny mode" he's a shrewd, business-savvy motherfucker whose all about his dollars and cents. Literally nothing like funny mode Kreischer at all. I once heard him on some podcast and the fucker was talking about TV ratings and negotiating with network execs and shit, it's fucking shameful how unabashedly Jewish he is.