Hurr I'm a 15 year old girl looking for older guys who like Gilligan's Island and my name included the word "panties."

51  2019-07-22 by JoeCumiasFryingPan

How goddamn simple can that wop actually be?

16 comments

1  SirSodomy 2019-07-22

Age.

1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-07-22

YEAH HA HA

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22

A HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW

HO LEE SHIT

1  SirSodomy 2019-07-22

AHAHA HOLY SHIT

bangs frying pan across your face

1  TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-07-22

aaaaaaaa aaaaaaa oh LEEEEE shiii

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22

bites you on the hand

1  Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-22

I wonder if his booze addled brain would fall for it again.

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-22

of course.

1  ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-22

They always do. They can't help themselves.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22

Gentlemen.

You know what to do.

I'll leave you to it.

1  ScarletNumbered 2019-07-22

How do you feel about the Godfather?

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22

Liked the book better than the movie but who does this Maryo Puzo think he is? Wants me to buy 18 books? Fuck outta here...

1  of_lower_stock 2019-07-22

Imagine how whipped into a pedo froth you'd have to be to convince yourself that horse shit was real.

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-07-22

When he's furiously recounting it on the radio describing "her" as so "smart and clever", there's no need to imagine, you've exactly nailed it. And why recount it at all on air unless you were so disappointed that you didn't get to fuck a fourteen year old?

1  Icon_Crash 2019-07-22

"Come on, she clearly had some daddy issues / came from a bad home, and he was just trying to give her some stability in her life. " - Brother Joe... probably.

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-22

Gullible drunk.

"I'm a 15 year old girl who loves shock jock radio, old movie references, and conservative politics. I TOTALLY exist."