I have something exceedingly embarrassing to tell you if you want to read it. Your choice.
I grew up in SoCal and it was the early 90's and I was like 11 and one day I started stumbling around in a very specific way and my good friend Crump said "why are you walking like that, it looks like you shit your pants."
And I turned around and matter-of-factly told him "I'm doing a 'grunge' walk because girls love it."
And no lie Joe Rogan, it got me a girlfriend with blue hair.
And then about 2 weeks later I got a haircut and Crump "came with" and I'll be damned if I didn't get a different girl's number WHO ALSO HAD BLUE HAIR. These chicks FUCK, Joe Rogan.
Looking at these old photos makes me want a time machine to go back and be a white knight and save her from these crack smoking incestuous degenerate monsters she calls family
Jesus fucking Christ, just look at Ant! Fucker doesn't even look like a real person! He looks like one of the members of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem!.
Fuck wearing your hair short and looking like a man, right? Just kowtow to the current trend. Wear a mullet afro and look like a fucking faggot for years of your lives. I'm sure blindly following a faggot trend won't bite you
Young dawn looks like young joe, young joe looks like young ant but 6’1”... they all fucked each other, mostly ant and joe fucking ant in the butt, but dawn was there for special occasions when their cousin wasn’t there
60 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-22
Ant really hit the lottery. Both Cumia men would have been long dead probably from starvation or an overdose.
1 John_Gulbunny 2019-07-22
Without their dad, they definitely would’ve been dead from AIDS by now
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-22
There is still hope my friend
1 4stepsbackward 2019-07-22
Further proof that there isn't a single picture of Brother Joe in which he doesn't look like a complete and utter fag with AIDS.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-22
He's doing that head tilt that only women and homosexuals do.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
Swivel Co. does not manufacture tilt technology
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-22
At least he’s thin, or was at one point.
ANYONE CAN DO IT.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-22
Is that his girlfriend he is holding so tight and close with her tits all on him? Oh thats is his little sister.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-22
He looks exactly like the loser older brother in Back to the Future.
1 Superbad415 2019-07-22
At least he isn’t grabbing his sisters tits.
1 pephix 2019-07-22
That is one aesthetically unpleasing family.
1 lemskroob 2019-07-22
the moors are not known for their looks.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-07-22
Joe pretends he has a badass biker /soldier in this era. Look at his legs. He couldn't beat up Bobo at his peak.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
I bet if you started jabbing Bobo he'd go fucking ham and pull your arms off
1 Mikekekeke 2019-07-22
"MMM WHY IS THERE A BLOOD PUDDLE WHERE MR MALOONIGANS WAS, ALROIGHT?!"
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
"KNOCK IT OFF, SPADE!"
1 Mikekekeke 2019-07-22
Well, when you put it that way
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-22
Same shaved faggy legs and the stance like he just got fucked up the ass and cant walk atleast he is not holding his chest with a joe cumia sexy face.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
I have something exceedingly embarrassing to tell you if you want to read it. Your choice.
I grew up in SoCal and it was the early 90's and I was like 11 and one day I started stumbling around in a very specific way and my good friend Crump said "why are you walking like that, it looks like you shit your pants."
And I turned around and matter-of-factly told him "I'm doing a 'grunge' walk because girls love it."
And no lie Joe Rogan, it got me a girlfriend with blue hair.
And then about 2 weeks later I got a haircut and Crump "came with" and I'll be damned if I didn't get a different girl's number WHO ALSO HAD BLUE HAIR. These chicks FUCK, Joe Rogan.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-07-22
Dawn is cute somehow
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-07-22
You just know that hairy box got plowed by some african fellow after they both smoked crack in a shit covered bathroom.
1 1073WAAF 2019-07-22
That African fellow was Joe Cumia.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-07-22
Looking at these old photos makes me want a time machine to go back and be a white knight and save her from these crack smoking incestuous degenerate monsters she calls family
1 FUCK_JOE_CUMIA 2019-07-22
Geez 🐜s like an inch taller than roe lol
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-22
It's easy to hide when you are 5'1.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-22
Also Roe's absolutely shitfaced. They're actually holding her up. Just a family of underclass garbage boozebags.
1 Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-07-22
Jesus fucking Christ, just look at Ant! Fucker doesn't even look like a real person! He looks like one of the members of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem!.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
He looks like he's Spuds McKenzie's best friend.
Ironic
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
Get it 7 hours later? Because h and Spuds McKenzie both love Bud Light and also he worked with Spuds Buckley
1 Perseus_AWC 2019-07-22
Very good
1 Attonitus1 2019-07-22
He looks like a muppet.
1 Deaumont 2019-07-22
There's cum in both those cups.
1 smashthafunk 2019-07-22
Look at Joe's gay posture. Everything about him is, "I'm happy to be here. Please think I'm cool."
1 LetMeShowUMySoyFace 2019-07-22
Peak Western Civilization.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-22
What abnormal freaks.
1 Absoludacris1 2019-07-22
Roe vs Spade
1 NortonsGapingAsshole 2019-07-22
That’s a fuckin good one lol
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-07-22
Fuck wearing your hair short and looking like a man, right? Just kowtow to the current trend. Wear a mullet afro and look like a fucking faggot for years of your lives. I'm sure blindly following a faggot trend won't bite you
1 TangerineReam 2019-07-22
I would smooch young Dawn.
1 Chaddox710 2019-07-22
Young dawn looks like young joe, young joe looks like young ant but 6’1”... they all fucked each other, mostly ant and joe fucking ant in the butt, but dawn was there for special occasions when their cousin wasn’t there
1 Layla_Cumia 2019-07-22
Roe already looks like the mush brain has kicked in.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
Why are Anth's knees so gimpy?
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-22
"Mom can you dress sexy for school? I wont wear your hills and sniff your dirty underwear."
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-22
It's amazing that AntH and Joe looked like that unironically.
Thank God for Opie.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-07-22
Roes pubes are about to bust out the front of her pants.
1 y_ukoh 2019-07-22
Crack is for 'those people'. Upstanding Long Island citizens call it freebase.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-22
Besides Mohammed, Anthony is the ugliest fuck to ever stalk the Earth looking for 9 year olds.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-22
Roe wanting to sneak off to the laundry room and take one over the dryer.
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-22
Looks like the first porno I ever saw
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-22
Dawn at her guidette peak really was something
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-07-22
What's with the "or"?
1 pashow84 2019-07-22
Subpoena
1 babysealclubber1 2019-07-22
it seems like they are all looking at different photographers
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-07-22
The sister is schhhhhmoking!
1 Skip4play 2019-07-22
Ant would still wear his hair like that if it was still there.
1 Superbad415 2019-07-22
It looks like when Soviet Russia discovered the 80s
1 SirSodomy 2019-07-22
Now that’s what I call White
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-22
Mmmm. Where's the Dawn and Ro lesbian tape?
1 thaghoulbobeatman 2019-07-22
Baghdad in the 70's. The Shah was still in power, it was a prosperous time.
1 itsclivepeters 2019-07-22
What faggots all of them