The fact that he really, really needs to brag about this stuff makes me think that his "awesome payday" wasn't so great. I hope he got his red Gatorade rider.
You talk about the bride and groom and their family and what a beautiful ceremony it was and how it was a great for love, unless you're a a completely self-absorbed imbecile who has no other income to brag about.
What kind of piece of shit posts about playing at someone's wedding and says it was an awesome payday? Oh.
Well pay attention, stupid. You might learn something.
Oh I do t have Facebook so didn't know that meant linking someone. But since Joe is a petty bitch who has an ever revolving group of musicians he hites and fires, I assumed he was mad with Pat. But since he is also a coward, I suspected be was pulling a Norton-esque motherfucking.
Oh no, Ol' Joe "Cease and Desist" Cumia received his own Cease and Desist letter from Bono and The Edge a couple weeks back.
If he shits out Sunday, Bloody, Sunday on stage one more time, they're taking his fat ass to court (And by that, I mean real court. Not the daytime tv court Joe's accustomed to.)
This reads like everyone else did the heavy lifting while fat faced faggot Joe was dead weight. Also I get that they are a tribute band or whatever, but you can still wear nice attire which also keeps up the appearance of a rock band. But anyone that hires Joe is a fucking retard to begin with so they probably didn’t care.
Are they the "real deal", Joe? I'm sure they are, but just like every other incarnation of your piece of shit band you'll drive them away with your narcissism just like literally every other member that's come before them. I'm sure they love how you continue to poke the bear and cost them gigs with your racism and refusal to just ignore us. Fucking idiot.
No such thing as an awesome payday if you have to provide your own backline and hump it all yourself.
Maybe he made a few more bucks than he’d expect to for a short engagement but holy shit with this Facebook boomer humble brag where he just wants everyone to think he’s some touring rock star.
He’s our rock star.
Which entitles him to a leathery vag and the rights to purchase one drink at a 50% discount for being the “entertainment”.
54 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-21
If I saw that crew of flunkies approaching any event I was attending water would be boiled and thrown
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-21
what about a can of beer? do you have a kid?
1 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-07-21
I read that four times, and STILL don't understand what the fuck he's trying to say!
The immigrants and minorities that Joe despises have more control of English than he does.
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-21
In short, he got COMP'D...and we are just jealous.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-21
So are people that write original music, a luxury not usually afforded to them.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-07-21
He’s trying to brag to the 70 year olds on Facebook
1 StuntPeckah 2019-07-21
He's trying to say that someone other than his little brother or wife handed him some dollar bills.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-21
Attire: formal
1 Bovine-Joe 2019-07-21
You know he’s wearing his Nike shorts.
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-21
to ensure maximum athletic performance
1 Jungies 2019-07-21
On the plus side, he's taken that Airborne fucking hat off.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-21
hopefully someone removed it with a shovel
1 RacksDiciprine 2019-07-21
White New Balance shoes
1 floatingoften 2019-07-21
Old sweat hog had a sweat towel working extra hard today.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-21
Hogs can't actually sweat. That's why Joe comes here, to bathe in mud
1 Vawsh 2019-07-21
"I would do anything for (Kurt) love"
1 Fartpooof 2019-07-21
But I won’t lose fat
1 nice_looper_stupid 2019-07-21
I think that’s his way of saying that band won’t be inviting him back
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-07-21
The fact that he really, really needs to brag about this stuff makes me think that his "awesome payday" wasn't so great. I hope he got his red Gatorade rider.
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-21
If the payday was so awesome he'd have hired a kid to do all the grunt work he's bitching about.
1 StuntPeckah 2019-07-21
You talk about the bride and groom and their family, unless you're a a completely self-absorbed imbecile who has no other income to brag about.
What kind of piece of shit posts about playing at someone's wedding and says it was an awesome payday? Oh.
1 StuntPeckah 2019-07-21
You talk about the bride and groom and their family and what a beautiful ceremony it was and how it was a great for love, unless you're a a completely self-absorbed imbecile who has no other income to brag about.
What kind of piece of shit posts about playing at someone's wedding and says it was an awesome payday? Oh.
Well pay attention, stupid. You might learn something.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-21
How embarrassing for them to be associated with and recommended by Moo Moo Cumia.
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-21
What did Pay Rotolo do to piss off Joe, and not have his name made Bold?
1 Layla_Cumia 2019-07-21
Either Joe messed up and didn’t Facebook tag him or the guy doesn’t have Facebook. The bold names are links to those guy’s Facebook pages.
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-21
Oh I do t have Facebook so didn't know that meant linking someone. But since Joe is a petty bitch who has an ever revolving group of musicians he hites and fires, I assumed he was mad with Pat. But since he is also a coward, I suspected be was pulling a Norton-esque motherfucking.
1 suirogerg 2019-07-21
SUBPOENA
1 Terahite 2019-07-21
Nice selfie shot of your band, stupid.
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-21
Ol' overworked musician guy
1 anorock13 2019-07-21
“Eat it Libtards”-Joe Cumia Probably.
1 kingship75 2019-07-21
So, is 2U a thing anymore? I still don't get (care enough to research) what happened there.
I'm genuinely lost.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2019-07-21
Won't see them no more.
1 GroovyBastard 2019-07-21
Oh no, Ol' Joe "Cease and Desist" Cumia received his own Cease and Desist letter from Bono and The Edge a couple weeks back.
If he shits out Sunday, Bloody, Sunday on stage one more time, they're taking his fat ass to court (And by that, I mean real court. Not the daytime tv court Joe's accustomed to.)
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-21
That would be a lovely gift for Terry Clifford's birthday
1 Layla_Cumia 2019-07-21
This reads like everyone else did the heavy lifting while fat faced faggot Joe was dead weight. Also I get that they are a tribute band or whatever, but you can still wear nice attire which also keeps up the appearance of a rock band. But anyone that hires Joe is a fucking retard to begin with so they probably didn’t care.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-21
Is this how U2 looks? Are these boobs even cosplaying?
1 Vawsh 2019-07-21
When they started playing the guests probably thought "What's Catherine Keener doing on stage with 3 old fuckers?"
1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-21
Even if I liked Joe (or at least didn't mind him), the constant selfies would annoy and weird me out.
1 jjoharanyc1 2019-07-21
Hauling PA/Backline etc...
2 Line 6 12" Transistor Combos
The Karaoke Behringers from Ant's basement, and 3 Chinese guitars. That should all fit in the Fiat with room for the band.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-21
Hilarious, as if he had rows of Marshall stacks behind him like Slayer.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-07-21
He is the most annoying writer of all time. The most humble brag shit about the most embarassing events imaginable.
1 ClintonsEatsBabies 2019-07-21
Lmao his band quit on him now he's passive aggressively complimenting his jobbers.
1 throwawayoanda2017 2019-07-21
That’s a real Algonquin round table
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-21
Fat narcissist
1 WalterWhite2012 2019-07-21
Why does this elderly man survive the hear? Him keeling over during a crappy cover would be a great way to close out the Joe Cumia saga.
1 HaggleHebrewitz 2019-07-21
this message is for us on the sub to see how well he's doing.
1 Bovine-Joe 2019-07-21
He’s taken down since.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-07-21
Are they the "real deal", Joe? I'm sure they are, but just like every other incarnation of your piece of shit band you'll drive them away with your narcissism just like literally every other member that's come before them. I'm sure they love how you continue to poke the bear and cost them gigs with your racism and refusal to just ignore us. Fucking idiot.
1 Psych555 2019-07-21
If I understand correctly, Joe is bragging about ripping off his most recent clients. I'm sure they'll appreciate that.
1 Detective_Vic_Mackey 2019-07-21
No such thing as an awesome payday if you have to provide your own backline and hump it all yourself.
Maybe he made a few more bucks than he’d expect to for a short engagement but holy shit with this Facebook boomer humble brag where he just wants everyone to think he’s some touring rock star.
He’s our rock star.
Which entitles him to a leathery vag and the rights to purchase one drink at a 50% discount for being the “entertainment”.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-07-21
I would do anything for love, but I won't get a job
1 JamieConway 2019-07-21
Where's Dave "Adam Clayton" Letterman?! He was the real superstar.
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-07-21
Wait, can he enter into a contract to sing at a wedding?
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-21
His " backline" LOL, like he's Kiss or something. It was a wedding gig in a tent, not the Us Festival.