r/opieandanthonyxyz: I'm going to keep bringing up the fact that every member of Blue Oyster Cult hates Joe until he addresses it

I'm going to keep bringing up the fact that every member of Blue Oyster Cult hates Joe until he addresses it

52 2019-07-21 by TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

There is video evidence. You made a stupid fuck of yourself again. They made disgusted faces and gestures at you throughout the video. You're a fucking loser.

35 comments

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-21

With a girth like Grimace and a terrible sound,

He strums the spitting high-tension Stratocaste wires down,

Helpless people on subway trains Scream, bug-eyed, as he busks in on them

He picks up a Fiat and he throws it back down

As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh, no, they say he's got to go Go, go, Joezilla (yeah) Oh, no, there goes Tokyo Go, go, Joezilla (yeah)

1 Joes_Chinese_Guitars 2019-07-21

Quick, someone get this guy to the nighttime attitude

1 Skip4play 2019-07-21

LOL He stinks. What a trainwreck.

1 Kurt_Love 2019-07-21

Nana used to brag on air that blue oyster cult wanted Joe to join the band but he was too tall. 6'1 has its downfalls.

1 StuntPeckah 2019-07-21

Thank you for unseen footage of this jackass. He delivers every time!

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-21

That credit goes to u/Chicken_Buttholes for originally posting it here and Joe Cumia for uploading this embarrassment himself.

1 StuntPeckah 2019-07-21

Thanks Mister Buttholes!

1 Chicken_Buttholes 2019-07-21

Thank you sir

1 BloviatingUdders 2019-07-21

Jesus hes fat. ANYONE CAN DO IT

1 Skip4play 2019-07-21

Did they bring a 4th guitarist at the end to clean it up at the end?

1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-07-21

He really knows how to drain all the personality and timing out of a classic riff.

1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-21

Retards who learn from online tab and buy cheap knockoffs from China aren't known for their subtlety or touch.

1 Chicken_Buttholes 2019-07-21

May I also bring your attention to him playing with fat opie. Not as good as this video, but still shows joe’s shittyness

https://www.facebook.com/dawn.cumia/videos/10154774799232747/

1 PhishInVa2 2019-07-21

At 2:05 you can hear my nana laughing

1 schmuckOnWheels 2019-07-21

Haha Joe fucked up the song. Did he drop his pick?

1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-07-21

Decent cleavage from Dawn. She’s still got it.

1 Rumbler1st 2019-07-21

I hate to say this, but he seemed to do well? They also seemed to enjoy him?

Hey, hear me out...He's a bovine jackass that we will continue to mock, but let's pat the cuck on the head if he deserves it?

P.s.

Joe is still a lover of child spit...

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-07-21

I hate to say this, but he seemed to do well? They also seemed to enjoy him?

Joe is a dummy, but he seems to be having a good time here. Must be nice to have a benefactor.

1 TheElDan 2019-07-21

He knows how to play the song. Any 12 year old with a tab book can learn that song in a few days. The stuff a supposed professional musician is supposed to know is stage presence, how to make yourself part of the song instead of the centerpiece. Not surprising from a guy who does solo shows at TGI Friday’s where the manager tells him to turn it down.

1 Layla_Cumia 2019-07-21

They aren’t enjoying him. Numerous times in this video they make a face or gesture that signals they don’t want him on that stage.

1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-21

Shut the fuck up, faggot.

1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-07-21

He is allowed to join them for one song, as a favour. He doesn't just sit in the song and play guietly and harmoniously. He struts around obnoxiously like he's slash and tries to one up the lead guitarist, playing way too loud and he even knocks his guitar out of tune.

1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-21

I need to see this video. Please send it!

1 TheMaestro2 2019-07-21

that was the worst part...this was done as a favor and hes hamming it up like an autist playing air guitar

1 NickApleas 2019-07-21

His tone sucks and he's cranked up way too loud.

1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-21

No, it's good when your shitty rhythm part is 5x louder than the guy taking the solo.

1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-21

He has no clue how to use a volume knob and he knocks his guitar out so bad they have to bring another guy on to finish the tune.

Plus, he looks like an absolute idiot trying to be part of the band. He's constantly looking over at the other guitarist and bassist, who never look back. Another embarrassment interpreted as an achievement for the crown prince of buffoonery.

1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-21

It must have been a real thrill for Joe to play to a crowd of over 100 people for the first time.

1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-21

At 1:45 is when they start really getting tired of that fat retard joe cumia he even tells joe ok let him play now. and joe just keeps rocking and they start to mock him thinking joe will stop but not joe moo moo he keeps rockin at 2:17 he has had enough and flips joe cumia off.
Joe ask yourself why every room you walk into you are the most hated one?

1 ConspiracyModsRFags 2019-07-21

Damn, I love BOC

1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-07-21

Wait was there actually a link in the OP? I figured the copyright thing was a gag.

1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-21

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gBpznR5p-S0

1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-21

Hahahahahaha, he DMCA'd a link to a video on his own channel.

1 TheMaestro2 2019-07-21

He waited 40 years for this....and wore a Call of Duty tshirt

1 TheMaestro2 2019-07-21

best part was towards the end when the lead singer turns Joe down