Full head of hair ✔️ Real job ✔️ Able to provide after death ✔️ Died and escaped a dried up whore ✔️ Better man ✔️

16  2019-07-21 by Officer_McGrady

10 comments

Prolly had sufficient testosterone too

Opie quality

This man is my hero. Imagine providing for a dried up cornhusk after you're dead. What a nice man.

She changed her hair color in honor of being a used-up old Roman whore

Can only imagine the Rube Goldberg of shit luck she went through to end up finding Joe Cumia as a suitable replacement

Wasn't he a junkie?

He actually faked his death and moved to New Hampshire to work in a diner and have a homosexual affair with an obese mobster.

Sounds like perfect leeching material!

She definitely has a thing for ass ugly dudes in hoodies though.

RIP