It would surprise these celebrities to learn that about 80% of the time, Jim has no idea who they are. He’s not really a fanboy, he’s just mentally ill.
He doesn’t watch movies or TV or listen to music and pays no attention whatsoever to entertainment news. If you introduce him to an actor or singer whom he’s literally never heard of, he’ll nevertheless become obsessed with the idea of getting a picture taken with them and will pursue them relentlessly.
He’s merely obsessed with the concept of celebrity. Someone should prank him by pulling a rando off the street and introduce him to Jim, saying he’s a bestselling novelist or a hot new actor everyone is buzzing about, and watch Jimmy froth at the mouth and his eyes roll back in his head like a nurse shark and pester this stranger relentlessly for a photo. And then afterwards tell him “that was just a guy we found outside the building. He’s a nobody. You’re a phony asshole, Jim” and laugh at him.
That would be a funny bit, so of course Sam would never do it.
Dice used to do that to Jimmy at the airport lol. He had Jim take a picture with some old man he thought was Garth Brookes. Dumb worm just went up to a stranger and asked him for a picture, humiliating
Someone should prank him by pulling a rando off the street and introduce him to Jim, saying he’s a bestselling novelist or a hot new actor everyone is buzzing about,
This came up at least twice on the show. They convinced Jim to take a pic with a random nobody at the airport.
Oh my God he's dwarfed by Miley Cyrus. She probably comes up to my belly button. This man may legally count as a midget and be entitled to a handicap tag.
She tongue punches geriatric Jewish assholes in satanic rituals drenched in infant blood and she still looks utterly revolted to be standing next to Norton.
I wouldn't be at all surprised if you were right. They probably don't see him any differently than some asshole who comes up on the street and shoves a phone in their face.
I wouldn't be at all surprised if you were right. They probably don't see him any differently than some asshole who comes up on the street and shoves a phone in their face.
I used to do I.T. crap for a movie studio. Taking a picture on the lot will get you fired instantaneously.
He has no meaningful human relationships, and he is incapable of genuine intimacy. This emotionally stunted facsimile of a human being has replaced the photos that most people would have to remind them of the embrace of friends and loved ones with the images of total strangers who he only knows through the false lens of their celebrity.
He has no meaningful human relationships, and he is incapable of genuine intimacy. This emotionally stunted facsimile of a human being has replaced the photos that most people would have to remind them of the embrace of friends and loved ones with the images of total strangers who he only knows through the false lens of their celebrity.
TBF, this is typical celebrity behavior. For instance, my dad is over 80 years old and he's been this way his whole life. He spends nearly every minute of the day seeking out there approval of people who barely know him.
The difference between Anth and Joe is that the former is a narcissist and the latter is a borderline. Ant can't bear the idea that anyone disapproves of him, which is why he lives in an echo chamber. Joe doesn't care if he gets good attention or bad attention, he just needs any kind of attention at all time.
And it’s not just celebrities that he’s a fan of. I doubt he gives a shit about Miley Cyrus music but was probably salivating at the chance to get a picture with her just because she is famous. What a faggot.
He always wanted people to sign the cover of their book instead of an inside page because they were to be "displayed." Displayed to whom? Nobody's there, and why would they care anyway? Those poor unread books
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1 RealElMaximo 2019-07-21
How the hell can an adult male be shorter than Hannah Fucking Montana?!
1 SibHashian13 2019-07-21
Jim is 4’11
1 RealElMaximo 2019-07-21
Too tall for a midget, too short for a man.
Shetland Person?
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-21
The lack of height is made up with intelligent, this jimcy is a thinker
1 comic630 2019-07-21
I just looked up that she's my height in heels. :(
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-21
Stop wearing mommy's shoes
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-07-21
Jim claims to be 5'7 which is what everyone who's 5'2 says.
1 clotinmybrain 2019-07-21
I love how most of the celebs he gets pics with look confused. Like "Who is this creepy fanboy, and how did he sneak pass security?"
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-21
Anyone remember the video of him sneaking around McGregor, that was some really creepy shit
1 Kurt_Love 2019-07-21
And being introduced to Conor as "he's on a show that used to be called opie and anthony."
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-21
Link
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-21
https://i.imgur.com/d2dwKl4.gifv
1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-21
It would surprise these celebrities to learn that about 80% of the time, Jim has no idea who they are. He’s not really a fanboy, he’s just mentally ill.
He doesn’t watch movies or TV or listen to music and pays no attention whatsoever to entertainment news. If you introduce him to an actor or singer whom he’s literally never heard of, he’ll nevertheless become obsessed with the idea of getting a picture taken with them and will pursue them relentlessly.
He’s merely obsessed with the concept of celebrity. Someone should prank him by pulling a rando off the street and introduce him to Jim, saying he’s a bestselling novelist or a hot new actor everyone is buzzing about, and watch Jimmy froth at the mouth and his eyes roll back in his head like a nurse shark and pester this stranger relentlessly for a photo. And then afterwards tell him “that was just a guy we found outside the building. He’s a nobody. You’re a phony asshole, Jim” and laugh at him.
That would be a funny bit, so of course Sam would never do it.
1 Phkna1 2019-07-21
He is trying to fill the empty hole where his soul should be
1 Cawdor 2019-07-21
I seem to remember Bobby or one of the other cellar crew doing that to him a couple of times.
1 LengthyChode 2019-07-21
https://youtu.be/Q7s42nBgpWU
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-21
Dice used to do that to Jimmy at the airport lol. He had Jim take a picture with some old man he thought was Garth Brookes. Dumb worm just went up to a stranger and asked him for a picture, humiliating
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-07-21
This came up at least twice on the show. They convinced Jim to take a pic with a random nobody at the airport.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-07-21
It was dice who told home that some old man was Charlie Daniels.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-07-21
Link !
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-07-21
Oh my God he's dwarfed by Miley Cyrus. She probably comes up to my belly button. This man may legally count as a midget and be entitled to a handicap tag.
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-21
Are you claiming to be 6 foot 1, the height of a God?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-21
No my bad I'm only 4 foot 1 but I carry it well
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-21
Mr. Oswalt, welcome to the sub
1 McGowan9 2019-07-21
She tongue punches geriatric Jewish assholes in satanic rituals drenched in infant blood and she still looks utterly revolted to be standing next to Norton.
1 Colinfagerty 2019-07-21
I laffed.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-21
Don't laff at the truth
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-21
Miley Cyrus is 5'5. Even if she took off those heels she'd have an inch or two on him. Pathetic.
1 Phkna1 2019-07-21
Half a man
1 TransatlanticAB 2019-07-21
almost certain hes wearing lifts in that pic too
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-07-21
YEAAHHHH!
1 Dennyislife 2019-07-21
If you zoom in on her eyes you can see the fear
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-21
He has an entire categorized section of his website devoted to said pictures too.
Imagine any other entertainer behaving this way.
1 SibHashian13 2019-07-21
I bet all that pestering for photos earned him a reputation and that’s why Hollywood won’t hire him for anything
1 marionssilverplatter 2019-07-21
Plausible. But i think his horrendous acting, shit stand up, and hideous appearance are bigger factors.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-21
None of those things stopped Adam Sandler.
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-07-21
I wouldn't be at all surprised if you were right. They probably don't see him any differently than some asshole who comes up on the street and shoves a phone in their face.
1 SibHashian13 2019-07-21
He’s the type that would do that to his own co stars
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-07-21
I used to do I.T. crap for a movie studio. Taking a picture on the lot will get you fired instantaneously.
1 girolski07 2019-07-21
holy Shit, that's fucking pathetic. what a miserable Faggot
1 Phkna1 2019-07-21
He has no meaningful human relationships, and he is incapable of genuine intimacy. This emotionally stunted facsimile of a human being has replaced the photos that most people would have to remind them of the embrace of friends and loved ones with the images of total strangers who he only knows through the false lens of their celebrity.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-07-21
TBF, this is typical celebrity behavior. For instance, my dad is over 80 years old and he's been this way his whole life. He spends nearly every minute of the day seeking out there approval of people who barely know him.
The difference between Anth and Joe is that the former is a narcissist and the latter is a borderline. Ant can't bear the idea that anyone disapproves of him, which is why he lives in an echo chamber. Joe doesn't care if he gets good attention or bad attention, he just needs any kind of attention at all time.
1 chulathedog 2019-07-21
Stop wearing band shirts, Jim. What are you? 5?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-21
Using Florentine's bit against Florentine behavior... Nice.
1 Cumias_folicles 2019-07-21
And it’s not just celebrities that he’s a fan of. I doubt he gives a shit about Miley Cyrus music but was probably salivating at the chance to get a picture with her just because she is famous. What a faggot.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-07-21
Why would any grown man derive pleasure from being photographed with a stranger?
1 Skank_Sinatra 2019-07-21
Not even making this up, the pathetic slug has captions on each of the pics I've seen. This is on this Miley pic.
"The first time I met Miley Cyrus she had long hair. I'd much rather fuck her now that she looks like Dolph Lundgren"
Jesus, he should be the one opening for Kelsey Cook.
1 WeWuzKangz 2019-07-21
Jesus fucking Christ, his skull is atrocious
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-07-21
Jim Norton might actually get laid if he stopped dressing like Beavis and Butthead.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-07-21
He always wanted people to sign the cover of their book instead of an inside page because they were to be "displayed." Displayed to whom? Nobody's there, and why would they care anyway? Those poor unread books