Just make Clerks 3, faggot.

22  2019-07-20 by Populer_lar

26 comments

1  aRTie02150 2019-07-20

I wonder if faggot will cry again

1  RealElMaximo 2019-07-20

https://imgur.com/a/g58aSDJ

1  sprimusp 2019-07-20

I cried while watching this trailer. But not because it was good.

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-07-20

We already did this earlier but okay

1  Populer_lar 2019-07-20

My bad, I'll post a thread of a cow and imply it's Joe Cumia to make up for it.

1  Officer_McGrady 2019-07-20

Haha that’d probably be funny

1  John_Gulbunny 2019-07-20

There will be a marvel-esque post credits scene at the end foreshadowing it

1  Separate_Possibility 2019-07-20

Jay kinda looks like Artie.

1  ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-07-20

I think he had some kind of falling out with Randal

1  ClintonsEatsBabies 2019-07-20

I assume he didn't wanna work for free

1  Belchides 2019-07-20

From what I understand, the Randal guy is better that his entire career was just being Randal. Guy tried to make his own movie and no one gave a shit.

1  Separate_Possibility 2019-07-20

Randal was a huge heroin addict. If you notice his teeth...He needed to get dentures he was so bad.

1  ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-07-20

Gross. Oh well, won't see him no more. I liked these movies in high school when I was even gayer than I am now.

1  Popblawo 2019-07-20

Make tusk 2 already

1  ValentinaBillien 2019-07-20

Dumb ass Kevin Smith looks like that in every photo you see of him.

1  LiberalPussy 2019-07-20

Bovine Kevin

1  poppalopalov 2019-07-20

Growing old gracefully

1  BillyBedsores 2019-07-20

Or, you know, don't.

1  pabbseven 2019-07-20

why the fuck would you combine jay and silent bob with "quirky" teenage girls?

Why.

Hope this bombs.

1  amotionactor 2019-07-20

It will

1  AlanSmithee23 2019-07-20

I assume this just a straight to digital release.

There is no way it’s being released to theaters.

1  gunstore 2019-07-20

The guy who played Randall turned him down for Clerks 3, and no studio wanted the Mallrats series, so we get this.

1  Peckas1 2019-07-20

Shitty trailer

1  JumboYumYums 2019-07-20

It's cool that they still dress like that well into their 50s

1  Chaddox710 2019-07-20

Jay sure does look like he’s been clean the last 10 years. Nice junkie face, stupid.

1  trollcitybandit 2019-07-20

Apparently he is rewriting the script and promises it's coming out with Jeff Anderson.