He has evil eyes.

27  2019-07-20 by Officer_McGrady

16 comments

I expect to have duct tape around my wrists and a gag in my mouth if a man is giving me this look.

His breath smells like a tuna can full of shit

Kelsey got so drunk so tried to open a can of tunashit with her garage door opener

What a coincidence, that's the smell of her taint: tuna and shit

Was he invited to her wedding? I mean he DID take her on tour and gave her her big break.

Fun fact: the day of her wedding, he was doing Jim & Sam and invited the midget bagel guy on. I thought it was odd that Jim was acting more misogynistic than usual during that show. Figured it was just to appease the guest, but I guess he was feeling hurt about Kelsey Cook.

You beautiful mind having nigga, that totally makes sense. He is such a petty bitch, that I genuinely believe your reasoning, genuinely.

He always pulls that face as if he thinks it’s suggesting “this is awesome and everything is so fun and happy!” rather than “then I’m going to cut her head off and fuck the rest of her corpse!”

"I love making you believe What you get is what you see But I'm so fake happy I feel so fake happy And I bet everybody here Is just as insincere We're all so fake happy And I know fake happy"

I know that song from the anthony cumia video

That's his worst photo yet.

The seething, desperate gluttony is so naked.

That camera must have lightning-fast shutter speed to catch him between blinks.

Compare his rigid, forced grimace to her natural seeming smile.

I hope he accidentally kills himself. Like he's got the whole Robin Williams thing set up and plans on doing it half-assed as a cry for help/attention-seeking bit but then there's a Final Destination, pre-ordained splash of olive oil from his single serve salad on the floor and he slips and can't get a foothold and strangles himself to death. It would be so much more satisfying than simple suicide, knowing he didn't mean it and spent his last couple of minutes in a complete state of panic.

rubbing his dick on her jeans leg off camera.

His head is supposed to be bigger than females. As Colon once said. Baby dinosaur pinhead.