I was ova dere, in Tokyo, Joe Rogan in the 80's. I had just done some smack er whatever that Jap version of smack is ova dere, off dis Japanese whoa's tets. I walk out to da balcony, Joe Rogan. I shit you not. This like 50 foot....400 foot Lizard monster is fucking everyding up.

8  2019-07-19 by JimsJarOfMustard

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Swear to god Joe, I did coke off a Geisha's ass in a bullet train.