That's a tough one, man.

Don't forget abs are also made in the kitchen.

He just wanted more vulnerable open micers to lord over.

Those scccccccuuuuuummmm bags toxic male

Ahh, the old "copy my life exactly" approach to advice.

Where do we all find coat tails like Opie and Lou and dice and Colin

One time this women called in to ask jim how she can spice her sex life up with her bf and Jim told her to get into cuckoldry and some other weirdo shit and she was like "we're not into stuff like that.." And jim had nothing else to say.

What about chick with dicks

The woman said They were conservative in their sex life so probanly not

I’d probably say stop masturbating, excercise together and start “dating” each other again and let it come naturally.

well that first part is not ever going to be so much as a thought in Jim's head.

Weird faggot.

This is known as playing to your strengths.

Who would take advice from this worm?

No degree. No true relationship experience. Lived at home till he was 30.

Just do the complete opposite of what he says and you’ll end up just fine.

Wha? He didn't even do that. The whole show was him taking a call, stepping on whatever the caller is attempting to say, then prematurely wrapping up the call to go on to the next one. Rinse and repeat.

This is with pure exception to the Ms. Piggy "Parallel Thinking" takeover Jim did. Still waiting for that promised polygraph test too.

The only person that takes 30+ years to recover from being a teenage drunk.