How did Jim and Ant ever think they were smart?

26  2019-07-19 by Phkna1

Why would they think anyone would care about the political opinions of idiots who couldn't finish high school? I was high litererally every waking moment in high school and still had a B average. At least the Destroyer went to fucking college.

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Most people think they're smart. Everything (they think) they got away with is testament to it. Everything they didn't get away with is proof that people are out to get them because of how smart they are.

Because each one reassured the other. They were basically in a gay relationship all those years. They still look at each other like they’re in love. Fucking faggots.

This is true. No one thinks they are stupid, even though they objectively are. Even retards have their defenders saying they just have learning disabilities.

I think I'm pretty fucking dumb

Because they’re two faggots who have been in love with each other since the beginning. They don’t challenge each other, they just suck each other’s dicks.

Some say they're gentlemen of below-average intelligence.

Some say.

Ball washers. A lot of ball washers. Many of them are here but they'll never admit it.

2008: "Anthony is actually really smart. He said he didn't finish school just because of gym class and I totally believe that. Have you heard his opinions on history or science? He knows what he's talking about."

2013: "Anthony goes on about racism and Obama but he sure has those global warming fag scientists outsmarted."

2017: "I decided to unsubscribe from Compound Media and they kept charging my credit card, but I didn't do anything about it! Let's laugh at them! AMA!"

2019: Better check the sub to see what my opinion is today. "Ant is a dumb faggot. Am I right, guys?"

I’ve stuck with the idea that Ant is legitimately a smart guy but severely disturbed by his childhood, and it negatively affects his behavior/ideas/opinions. It makes him more hateable, you know he’s almost all there cognitively but he’s willfully terrible and doubles down on every mistake he makes. It sucks to see someone I used to respect spiral into being a one note hack and be outed as an (alleged) predator.

Whatever happened in his childhood it wouldn't stop him displaying intelligence even if he still kept on being self-destructive. I struggle to think of decisions he's made that were logically sound regardless of them succeeding or not, opinions that weren't just parroting whatever source he got them from, and any evidence of critical thinking. Wit requires some kind of intelligence but it hasn't come through anywhere else. Even if he's a bit above average it wouldn't be enough to be remarkable. I think now that the wit is gone we're seeing what Ant is without it.

I bought into the whole Professor Anthony schtick.

AHAHAHAHA- Uh, yes, I am, a, uh- I am a uh PROFESSOR! AHAHAHAHA! I'm a uh, a MONSTROUS CHILD PREDATOR! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Being wrong is fine. As the saying goes, fool me once shame on you, deny Ant is a child grooming piece of shit shame on me.

This sub, only 18 months ago: "We unironically listen to & enjoy the Chip podcast. Lauren quit because Jimmy was sexually harassing her and making her life miserable? Well obviously she’s a traitor and Dave Smith is clearly an abusive boyfriend because...reasons. Let’s attack them and ruin their lives because they refused to cooperate with our beloved lil’ Jimmy"

Yuck. Shame on all of you for defending Jim during that whole mess.

The pic of Dave next to Chip captioned "You vs. The guy she told you not to worry about" was pretty fucking funny though

Ratings, and money. Once you know a ton of people are listening, it's easy to forget they're listening for dick jokes and wiffleball bat challenges, and start thinking your opinion matters to them.

See also that Steven Knight fella who used to upload their shows to YouTube, and because they were popular decided his views on shit must be popular too.

I sometimes wonder if Stevie still pops by every now and then

But then I realize they wouldn't find us with all the name changes

I think he's BeigeFrequency

StevenKnight was a little British twink

Were you high when you were litererally writing this post, stupid?

I am never not high if I can help it. I blame the world.

I used to spit my coffee in people's faces when they'd try sounding like Hannity or "professor Anthony". They'd do like pretty much everyone on the internet and regurgitate smarter peoples opinions with none of the background knowledge to back it up. Norton name dropping "Al Zarkowi" like he understands the middle East is the most cringe inducing moment to endure.

I don't know about him but I've heard he's a real problem

They surround themselves only with people who think exactly like them and/or kiss their asses, so they think their opinions are facts.

Or in Jim’s case, he doesn’t communicate with anyone outside of tranny whores.