That's no garage door opener, you sloppy drunken whore! lol jk All in good fun

Just joshin ya

If you press the button on her forehead, does it open the garage door?

Did she get that Disney honeymoon?

Oh he cried to this post.

Whilst jacking

What is it about the biggest day of their life that makes women want to ugly themselves up?

She looks pfg there, pal!

Kelsey Cook may be painfully unfunny, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't drink her bathwater.

Damn she’s so hilarious.

"You should have worn the wedding dress to Disneyland and showed those posers what a REAL princess looks like 🤩"

She has hilarious tits or whatever the bit is.

It'd be a shame if they didn't get all the begging money they needed. They're just a couple of 30 year old kids in love.

Is there a link to their begging page?

Don't know but it's probably gone by now. It was more pathetic than anything else.

https://registry.theknot.com/kane-holloway-kelsey-cook-july-2019-ca/19870093

Did not reach their goal. Bummer.

There's always next time!

https://registry.theknot.com/kane-holloway-kelsey-cook-july-2019-ca/19870093

I didn't think I could hate this bitch more than I already do.

whiskey sour for me, please and my friend will have a warm, moist towel no bleach.

What kind of intellectually-stunted faggot finds dick jokes funny beyond their teenage years?

Dude it’s funny as fuck look at how hot she is

She is not going to age well. She is a few egg yolks away from piggy-girl in the making.

I used to give Kelsey all the credit because I read a thing that listed her birth year as 10 years older than she really was

I was blown away because Ive never seen a 40 (39) year old white woman be that hot without a ton of a make up and surgery. Kelsey doesn’t look bad without make up. I was constantly downvoted for no reason

Then I realized she isn’t even 30

I've only ever seen her with tons of makeup on, just sometimes it looks more natural. Here she is looking literally, and I mean literally, like Schumer in work out clothes for foosball while being caked in makeup.

Here here.

Kelsey Cock

She's aging.

That happens to organic matter.

at least she isn't going the amy schumer route

She so funny I wanna fuck her.

All the comedy talent of an average bachelorette party attendant.

She’s not funny, but I’ll always have a grudging admiration for her because Norton was infatuated with her and she blew him the fuck off.

Anyone who makes Jim miserable can drink from my canteen.

And her husband is some beta “comic” loser. If worn were not a closeted gay weirdo he might have actually been able to land her.

I want my cock to use her uvula like a speedbag.

At least she went with the mole white dick. I mean the whole white dick. See what I did there...