“BEFORE HOWARD STERN NOBODY KNEW YOU, YOU SUCKED ON MAD TV YOU SUCKED ON THE NORM SHOW, BEER LEAGUE SUCKS SHIT ITS FUCKING TERRIBLE, YOUR MOVIE WAS A FLOP IT RAN IN 18 THEATRES IT MADE $100,00 IN AMERICA, I COULD SHIT THAT OUTTA MY ASS, WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME!”

44  2019-07-19 by JMueller2012

21 comments

1  SibHashian13 2019-07-19

Artie is alright

1  TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-07-19

Beer League is a damn good movie, fuck the naysayers.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-19

Beginning of the end if you ask me.

You know he spent every dime he earned on horse.

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-07-19

"you remember to put the spurs in there?"

"-that's not funny."

1  NickApleas 2019-07-19

I mean, he's a fat failure but you seem irrationally angry.

1  TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-07-19

He should demand traction!

1  JimsJarOfMustard 2019-07-19

And all The Baby Gorilla could do is throw a CD at Sal like the fat dopey addict that he is.

1  JMueller2012 2019-07-19

He did hit him, though

1  yanggang707 2019-07-19

The Hack Pack

1  SaltyDog86 2019-07-19

Artie could’ve barely beat up Sal. And that’s not saying much

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-07-19

I really enjoy Sal and his apology for his racist remarks is hilarious.

1  ellencakehorn 2019-07-19

"I was merely expressing the fact that it is relatively uncommon among the white population to marry and engage in intercourse with an African American..."

1  2Shirts4life 2019-07-19

"You were a 3rd rate middle"

1  Separate_Possibility 2019-07-19

https://youtu.be/fH6CtLextEU

1  SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-07-19

WHADAYA GOT A CRYSTAL BALL IN YOUR FAT FUCKIN STOMACH!?!

1  stevex42 2019-07-19

And Artie’s response to this was to tell Sal he hoped his children catch AIDS. So you know this struck a nerve.

1  Frequent2001 2019-07-19

still artie vs hi pitch eric is some of the funniest shit

1  TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-07-19

Artie vs High pitch mike, vs Eric the midget is gold.

And the early years when Artie joined and Daniel Carver and Gilbert were semi regulars is brilliant radio.

1  WizardEric 2019-07-19

He still has a nose

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-07-19

If Jackie Martling never quit no one would even know who Artie Lange is.

1  JimNortonsHonesty 2019-07-19

I've heard tell that gentleman has been accused of sprinkling heroin on cheeseburgers...