Texas is the Bible Belt. They don't want a fruity, woman beating, tranny prostitute banging, New York wop child predator cosplaying as a "conservative" living in their wealthy white neighborhoods.

Austin

Brownsville

Someone in Texas will take his life the first time he starts taking pictures of scaffolds.

Don't forget North African

He's codependent with his brother. And Joe needs to live there to be able to see his multitude of children and have any chance with being a musician. No other grown men follow each other around and have sleepovers on the weekends with their brothers as much as these two do.

I’m starting to think they fuck each other. That story about the Moths was actually about a time when Joe slipped his cow dick into ants underpants

I don't know if they fuck each other but I'm sure they didn't mind at all when their dicks rubbed together when double penetrating some unfortunate Rotgut groupie dumpster whore.

Or Dawn.

Oh so so so so so raising my brother and sister and being a father of 4 and teaching an underprivileged black girl to play Journey songs makes me someone with a multitude of children?

Oh so so so so so just because me and Kurt Love (aka convicted child fucker Jeffrey Hollander) spend a lot of time together at Bobo's house plotting to rape his sister, that makes us child sex predators, and traffickers when we offer our sloppy thirds to Anth?

They both validate each other's worthless selves.

"Look at Ant's media empire!"

"Look at Joe's awesome and successful tribute bands!"

Every town in every state has at least a few shitty cover bands that play all the same lame bars every week, Joe could do his “job” literally anywhere.

Yeah, those towns already have their shitty cover bands though, that's why he needs to stay in the most populated city in the country. If they moved to Texas, some bizarro Joe dressed as a cowboy instead of a biker would come up to him saying "this town ain't big enough for the both of us". And then what?? we know Joe always backs down in a fight, he'd be out a job.

Joe already dresses up as a cowboy when down at the Ranch ;)

Also the guests he has on his show are so unknown they might as well be people from the Dallas-Fort Worth comedy scene.

Put it right under a big cowboy hat and walk it right in under their noses.

That isnt even a joke, Joe Devito and that crosseyed fat guy could easily be interchanged with the lowest tier of any city's comedy scene.

The only good guests he ever has are phone interviews, too. So it still wouldn't be a detriment to not be in New York.

How do you even know this?

Got em

the Dallas-Fort Worth airport

Why has to wonder why ant didn't just move to Thailand

He likes em pale, not dark jungle Asians. Better to go to Eastern Europe

Ant can't handle two men arguing on his "shock jock" show, you think he can handle moving halfway around the world?

I think Ant would walk on water and slay a fucking dragon if it meant he could put his dick in a child after it was all over.

You'd have to sober up to have these ideas though.

Someone posted this before but if he left he’d have to rebuild his entire pedophile Network complete with dirty cops and sex offender recruits. He would never know if he was getting police protection or being set up. His other option would be bringing girls from his network down to his new place which would open him up to trafficking charges.

It is quite the dilemma

It's a very difficult situation

Hey it’s Joe Matarese

• "Hey it's me. Joe Maaaaaatarese.*

I was thinking Arizona; he could probably own guns again there.

Buy a bar, move his coffin in upstairs; and then come down at nightfall and hit on the daddy-issue waitresses he's hired.

He could still record a podcast; offer free accommodation to road comics (as he does now for cohost Dung Lungbutter) and he'd have a steady stream of guests.

Arizona or Texas would be perfect for him. AZ has some of the most reasonable gun laws in the country, and their taxes are low af.

At least DiPaolo got the fuck out of NYC after all the (generally justifiable) complaining about liberals and what a shit show that place is. He fucked off down to Georgia.

DiPaolo moved to Georgia?

He did indeed. A month or two ago.

Is Nick making enough money from his podcast for this? I mean he is a decently known comic, but to leave access to spots in NYC to move to a comedy blackhole seems counterproductive.

He’s a retired investor, living on a pension. He moved to Georgia because they wouldn’t let him cast an absentee ballot in the presidential election.

To Atlanta, to be with his people.

Savannah. But, close enough in most parts of it.

Why not New Hampshire? It has the same weather he's used to, the gun laws are good and there aren't many blacks

New Hampshire has shitty property tax

And it sucks

Texas is full of loudmouth blowhards. Nana would fit right in, but his Arabian heritage would prevent a full open arm welcome.

Long Island is the only place Italians aren’t considered ISIS, that’s why he doesn’t move.

I'm assuming the Roslyn Heights Nibbler choose that neighborhood because it's safe but why does he walk around INSIDE his house with a gun when he has cameras and alarms because of MS-13? This clown doesn't make sense.

Roslyn Heights Nibbler

We're not allowed to use the n-word any more?

People in Long Island proper don't consider themselves apart of NY, city or state, he's the same trash as the rest of them

But if he left New York he wouldnt be able to bitch and moan about niggers and taxes anymore.

I'm surprised Opie still lives in a multi million dollar apartment in the citi doing college level podcasts and trips to private beaches. He must have really saved a lot of money if he can fall back on like this.

I don't think Anthony was very frugal with his money.

He probably paid for his condo outright or paid off his mortgage by now. And he doesn't pay allowances to his siblings.

And pay 60k to a retard

There’s about a half dozen people this could be referring to.

I’ll bet he’s so underwater on his mortgage that he couldn’t move if he wanted to. As soon as he shuts down the podcast network he’ll be facing a mountain of debt-bankruptcy time. It’ll be funny when nigger Joe doesn’t even let him live at compound east.

They’ll both be out on the street! Joe lives off of the “residuals” from bringing O & A together. I wonder if Leatherface will stay with Joe after the gravy train stops.

What say you, Joe?! 🤣🤣🤣🖕🖕🖕

and he would be able to shoot guns.. i also wondered about that.. why does this white nigger doesn't just move out of the state.

If he wasn’t a compulsive gambler and life-size dinosaur collector, he could have a very desirable condo in Manhattan and live off the interest from the money he earned a decade ago.